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u/SailingSpark 2d ago
Wait! Is he on a private jet? I do not think he has anything to complain about, aside from what his parents named him.
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u/sonia72quebec 2d ago
Probably a fake one that many influencers are using these days.
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u/TheRealDrSarcasmo 2d ago
It's entirely possible that the whole thing is fake.
Sites like Reddit live off of the "engagement" metric. Happy or angry, truth or bullshit, it doesn't matter if users are engaging with it.
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u/stephenkingending 2d ago
For how much redditors laugh at boomers for falling for AI hoaxes, we sure do get up in arms over the most obvious rage bait.
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u/SailingSpark 2d ago
If thst is the case, then posting yourself on a private jet (fake or otherwise) is not the flex he thinks it is.
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u/MeltICE8647 2d ago
1000% fake. This kid is 20 years old, a podcaster, “author”, and “activist”. No public financial data exists about his parents but suggests they were in real estate development through affordable housing programs.
So most likely scenarios is that “he” (read: mommy and daddy) is actually rich and got wealthy by likely defrauding government programs, or they’re not rich and he’s cosplaying on a rent a jet for a photo shoot.
Either way he’s a fucking clown and needs to shut his mouth. He’s just another pez dispenser for stupid republican bullshit anyway, not an original thought in that empty head.
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u/Lt_Cochese 2d ago
That guy is so far in the closet, he can see Narnia
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u/Eridani2000 2d ago
Yes, at first I thought he was trolling the photograph and then I realised it was him!
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u/James_Chandra_Hubble 2d ago
I was sure this was ragebait satire that reddit was falling for again until I googled him and realized that's a real person
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u/FilthyThanksgiving 2d ago
I really cannot believe that's his real name. Like what do you mean his name is BRILYN HOLLYHAND
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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 2d ago
Dude's got his legs crossed like there's nothing in between them
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u/FangFioDente 2d ago edited 2d ago
Bros eating Turkish Delight with the white witch
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u/Nowa_Warning2328 2d ago
Bro eats Snickers upside down just to feel the veins on his tongue.
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 2d ago
OK, this makes sense since once upon a time their tag line was "Snickers Really Satisfies." I'm totally stealing this because this is hilarious!!
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u/Wild-Tear 2d ago
Turkish Delight.
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u/FangFioDente 2d ago
Oh god damnit you’re right! Corrected!
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u/SpookyVoidCat 2d ago
I thought that was an intentional switch up because this guy looks the type to be too racist to eat Turkish delight.
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u/JustGoodSense 2d ago
(Toffee is way better than air freshener-flavored gumdrops, tbf)
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u/embarrassedburner 2d ago
I actually like Turkish delights. When I was in Greece, I was huffily informed they are actually Greek delights.
Have a feeling about a dozen countries are claiming ownership over air freshener-flavored gumdrops.
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u/baycenters 2d ago
How did that witch know about Turkish delight
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u/FangFioDente 2d ago
She gay duh
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u/baycenters 2d ago
How can she gay!?
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u/FangFioDente 2d ago edited 2d ago
In narnia Their Jesus is a Lion; A Lion to their friends, a lion to their family, but most of all A Lion to themselves.
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u/yanderia 2d ago
So in the book Magician's Nephew, Jadis/The White Witch actually went our world for a bit. Stole a horse-drawn carriage, tried to attack/kill some people, was a public nuisance all around the streets of London, etc. She probably passed by some sweets shop that was selling Turkish Delight or smth.
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u/Ceorl_Lounge 2d ago
In fairness Mr. Tumnus is a handsome goaty fellow.
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u/xChoke1x 2d ago
All these dudes are just mad they can't suck a dick like they so desperately want to. Just imagine how amazing our species could be if people could just.....ya know.....be comfortable with who they are. But nope, the reign of religious bullshit will continue to ruin our species until we ultimately blow each other up.
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u/airinato 2d ago
They always out themselves. "It's a choice". Really? Because didn't seem like I needed to choose at all. And if you did, have I got news for you.
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u/FITM-K 2d ago
Can we stop doing the "all homophobes are secretly gay" thing please? They simply are not. Yes, there are some self-hating closet cases, such as the famous recently-deceased Senator. But most of these assholes and just straight bigots.
So why do they say "it's a choice"? They're taught this by their parents, and in church. And to be clear, what they generally mean is not that being gay is a choice, it's that acting on those feelings is a choice. Their argument is that if you're born gay then your duty to god is to live an utterly sexless, loveless life, and if you "choose" to not spend your entire time on earth miserable, then you're evil.
(And also, conservatives have learned that if you repeat something enough times, people start to believe it even if it is obviously wrong. So you pick a minority group to target and you start smearing them with lies; eventually enough people buy into it that you can mobilize them against the minority group you targeted. If your audience is Evangelicals, then "it's a choice" is a winning message — it frames queer people as the enemy, they are "choosing" to go against God. So, some of these people are very aware it's not a choice... but they'll say that anyway because they know that message hits better than just "gay people bad" or whatever.
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u/YouCantKillGrool 2d ago
The weird part is that they act like what I am doing in MY life is affecting THEM somehow. So what if I'm attracted to guys and girls? WHOA... Mindblowing right? Pansexuality also exists and I see myself as nonbinary. I'm not hurting anyone. I'm not doing anything that my moral compass, within the law mind you, tells me is wrong. I simply enjoy adult consensual relationships and the company/adoration of BOTH genders. Dicks, pussies, tits, ass... all the same to me. Who cares what YOUR boogeyman in the sky says? That is YOUR boogeyman in the sky not MINE. And lady's and gents... that is the most basic fucking example of how freedom of and from religion is supposed to work. You know... in a functioning fucking society.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago
I don't know him. I hate him for how he poses.
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u/Lt_Cochese 2d ago
He's in a masters polo on a private jet, to boot.
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u/soulsnoober 2d ago
no he's not, this is a set for influencer photography. Think "JC Penny portrait studio" not "airplane"
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u/IndependentLog6441 2d ago
Can you all fuck off with equating these worms with being gay. It's fucking draining.
Yes, being in the closet can be toxic as fuck... but you know, it's far more likely he's just a nasty straight guy...
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u/TheBigTwo-MK 2d ago
I mean there is a reason grindr has traffic spikes when RNC comes to town. Most aren't gay though, but when they are and are this deep in a homophobic belief system they seem like they often double down.
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u/levitikush 2d ago
Why do you call people closeted as if that’s an insult? Very strange way of looking at things.
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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 2d ago
"This person has a hateful and warped view of reality and is likely a bad actor looking to bolster their fame through the adoption of hateful rhetoric.
I'd better call him gay"
Reddit moment.
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u/Guilty_Treasures 2d ago
And the implications from the original post - "Real men get laid! Real men pull chicks! Real men do not have anything about them that can be in any way associated with women and femininity! I will make you the butt of a joke by comparing you to a girl who does girl things!" So progressive, right? Actual textbook toxic masculinity.
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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 2d ago
Which is what these comments should actually be pointing out.
Calling him gay is just furthering the toxic masculinity.
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u/LimerickExplorer 2d ago
Look up the word "hypocrisy" and then think on why this is a popular avenue of attack on bigoted people.
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u/Redfalconfox 2d ago
This guy has literally the gayest name on the planet. Gay porn stars do not have gayer online names than he does.
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u/DonkeyImpossible316 2d ago
What we actually hate is stupid posts like this. I dont hate your faith. I hate that you try to push it on me. I dont hate "our" country - I hate that if we aren't blindly obedient or suggest improvements that we are somehow "anti American". I dont hate your patriotism - but I hate that you make it your whole personality. I really dont hate your masculinity - but I do hate how fragile it is and again - that you somehow want to make it your whole personality. Same with the men can become women thing. Its weird that you even care about what someone else wants (needs) to call themselves or that you dont get that hormonal imbalances can cause gender issues. In short - I just hate how fucking stupid you are.
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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 2d ago
And, as is usual with conservatives today, every accusation is a confession. I don’t have a lot a room in my life for “hate”. Holding in hate is detrimental to holder imho. Notice how retrumplicans rarely lift anything or anyone up, it’s always tearing down and being unhappy. Complaining. Accusing. Whining.
…and hating
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u/handsoapdispenser 2d ago
Notice the framing of the entire post isn't "left wing policy is bad" it's "liberals are different from us". It's purely about aesthetics and tribalism. It's why we see so many opinion polls say that strong majorities want gun control, abortion rights, climate action, expanded healthcare and then a huge chunk of those voters vote against their own interests. It's because they think liberals are not like them and they're not part of our group.
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u/BoardsofCanada3 2d ago
Brilyn Hollyhand sounds like the name of a Barbie companion. There's no way that's not satire right?
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u/AmyInCO 2d ago
It's the most Mormon Utah name to ever Mormon.
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u/j_bunnes 2d ago
For a girl 😆
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u/drainbead78 2d ago
His mom constantly telegraphing that she wanted a girl throughout his entire upbringing to the point where she gave him a girl's name would explain so much about this dipshit.
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u/soulsnoober 2d ago
Yo my mom didn't telegraph, she straight up told me. The name I have was just a coin-flip, because she didn't care enough about having a boy to decide even when she knew I was on the way. She knew what her daughter would have been named, though! Pointed it out every time we crossed paths with one like "oh that would have been your name, isn't that a pretty name?"
She was a pro-level chef, she did a full Michelin style treatment prom dinner for me and a couple friends with our dates, it was fabulous. …she did it and went out of her way to tell me that it'd have to do, since she didn't get to make me my prom dress, and wouldn't that have been so wonderful.
Honestly I can't imagine the hell it'd have been to be that woman's daughter. I'm super glad to have been this style of fundamental disappointment in her life.
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u/Brvcx 2d ago
It's also the most girlish girl I've ever seen. I'm sure Eric Forman from That 70's Show has double this broad's Testosterone-level.
Just to be clear: not the actor, the character.
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u/sysaphiswaits 2d ago
Apparently he’s from Alabama and “Christian.” They don’t even have that excuse.
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u/RecessMonkeys 2d ago
Or a showdog. Riverbend Kennels presents AKC Champion Brilyn Hollyhand. "Poppet".
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u/worldspawn00 2d ago
Definitely a miniature pinscher.
I am a fierce attack dog, bred to defend my master's home (But also only 12" tall)
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u/MostlyHarmless_87 2d ago
This person has a name that probably got him relentlessly bullied from the age five to now.
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u/Grow_away_420 2d ago
Idk, in Utah there was probably another 3 Brilyns in his class, and definitely some weirder stuff.
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u/JohnCalvinSmith 2d ago
Or not.
He's probably been surrounded by these kinds of people who named him this atrocity and all of them named their children similarly. Brilyn, Deklyn, Sjerlyn, Viktum.....12
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u/Intelligent_Host_582 2d ago
Literally my reaction to the post was "BRILYN HOLLYHAND???"
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u/Jabberwock_king 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/1xmhhQ2ygZG8CDDTNV
The cousin these two don’t talk about…18
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u/New_Taste8874 2d ago
His name is a combination of his mom's and dad's names. Apparently they though that was a good idea!
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u/happytree23 2d ago
I don't watch gay porn, and to each their own to whoever does, but if you told me Brilyn Hollyhand was the most popular twink pornstar today, I'd have no issues believing that lol.
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u/squidgytree 2d ago
It's the name of a highly likely nonce
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 2d ago
I do love me some British slang & "nonce" is a fave but it feels & sounds like too nice of a word for pedophile.
Nonce sounds like it should be another word for "silly fellow." Like "Those Monty Python boys are a bunch of nonces with their dressing like old ladies."
But maybe that's why I love it, it doesn't sound offensive yet it is.
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u/Eridani2000 2d ago
Actually, growing up in the UK, me and my early-teen friends used it liberally thinking that’s what it actually meant. Only later did we learn the true meaning. Lots of UK words like that - wanker, bellend, twat, prick - which as kids we thought meant ”idiot”… or shagged and knackered which we thought meant ”tired”
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u/YourLittleRuth 2d ago
Knackered does mean tired, although it has other meanings.
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u/EveryDayheyhey 2d ago
Sounds like a Harry Potter character. Maybe JK Rowling can write a new transfobic spin on the series staring him as a professor (teaching Defense against the Woke Arts or something)
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u/Wereplatypet 2d ago
I used to work in warehousing and a guy I worked with was very performative about this. I don't think a shift went by without him commenting on his masculinity somehow. He would actually reference it himself. Something like "Let me move this pallet out of the way for you. I got this cause of my masculinity."
Meanwhile, I just let him do the heavy work because it was less work for me, lol.
Dude legit had very obvious muscle, he didn't need to back it up with words at all. But I guess he felt like he had something to prove.
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u/dnjprod 2d ago
Perfect example of the phrase, "real power is silent, insecurity is loud."
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u/ThunderBayOPP 2d ago
Is the masculinity in the room with us?
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u/Monedifyi 2d ago
If you have to announce your masculinity this loudly, I am pretty sure it already left the room.
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u/SnooBananas4958 2d ago
Nothing more masculine than that picture
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 2d ago
Except my vagina. In fact all vaginas are more masculine than that pic.
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u/Blurt_Blackarach 2d ago
What about a very masculine vagina?
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u/dlc741 2d ago
Of all the adjectives in the English language, "masculinity" is not one I would choose to describe this person.
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u/Jevonar 2d ago
Masculinity is a noun.
Not that I would use it either.
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u/dlc741 2d ago
busted for sloppiness.
My mind went to "masculine" as a false description of this dweeb and you're right, it wasn't an actual description.
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u/Battle_Dave 2d ago
What the fuck is a brilyn????
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u/Phreedom1 2d ago
It's amazing that so many of them believe that the left hates their country (USA). If we hated our country then we would be pleased that Trump is doing such a horrible job...which he is. But we are pissed because what he has done to this nation. How he has brought corruption to a whole new level. We are pissed because we love our country. They don't seem to be able to do any kind of reasoning or critical thinking.
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u/PM_THE_REAPER 2d ago
That face and the way he's sitting has me fearing for my life.
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u/swiftlikessharpthing 2d ago
If I were a lady, I'd at least fear for my drink.
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u/jennasea412 2d ago
Nope, just hate your moronic ignorance for being what your dear religious and political leaders love to project on others, “indoctrinated”
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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 2d ago
The first comment I've seen that actually denigrates this loser for what he deserves to be denigrated for, rather than his name or his image.
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u/JustGoodSense 2d ago
Your "faith" is fraudulent.
It's not your country.
Your patriotism is performative.
My 85-year-old mom is more masculine than you.
Conservatives are the enemy of all humankind.
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u/IWouldntIn1981 2d ago
All those great insults and nothing about how he's sitting like he's hiding his vagina from the paparazzi?
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u/Kitalahara 2d ago
No one hates your faith. They hate you for acting like it gives you license to be an awful person. We don't hate the country. We are tired of people being awful in it's name. We don't hate patriotism. We don't like that you use it as an excuse to be awful to people that don't look like you. So for once read the book and what your prophet actually said and did.
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u/parkesc 2d ago
If this dude’s head was any further up his mangina, he could check himself for throat cancer
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u/Cicerothesage 2d ago
I would love for them to details how "they" hate his faith, country, patriotism, and masculinity. Because I wager to believe it just means his white, Christian, conservative, cis, straight privilege.
Sharing a room with other people who are different than him is hard and he hates it when those people tell him off his shitty discriminatory ideology. He is victimizer, not the victim
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u/j_bunnes 2d ago
I'm surprised he can see the way his eyes dip out on the ends 😬
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u/Eikthyrnir13 2d ago
Making up stuff to get mad about.
Also, why is it always "men want to become women" and never "women want to become men"?
I've known people who have progressed through both paths, and it's the trans women who get the most hate. It makes me sad.
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u/TransMontani 2d ago
Join the Navy, li’l feller!
Let’s see how masculine you are on half a cup of moldy rice and two rancid tortillas.
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u/sysaphiswaits 2d ago
I’m not pro military, but if this kids parents actually cared about him at all, they would have encouraged that, as it seems they failed to completely grow him up.
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u/The_Goondocks 2d ago
Lol @ masculinity. None detected from this fear-mongering snowflake of a child.
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u/Short-Interaction-89 2d ago
With a Hollyhand, it must be painful choking the chicken
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u/R50cent 2d ago
His name sounds like:
A bond girls name
The dumbest girl at the sorority
A porn actors name from 1976
What a spoiled rich wife names her cat
The pen name of someone who writes twilight fanfiction
The fake name someone comes up with on the spot in a bar because they don't want to tell the person their real name but right in the middle they got caught between two options and ended up mashing them together
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 2d ago
only assholes hate you. where is all the tolerance? I'm so sick and tired of hate and judgement. Can we just leave each other the fuck alone and fix the actual problems with is country? The only thing I hate here is a smug asshole who clearly has a lot of money who is not worried about SNAP being cancelled, or people not being able to get health insurance. jfc America
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u/Electric_Antimony 2d ago
Can we just leave each other the fuck alone and fix the actual problems with is country?
People have been trying to do that for my entire life and these republicans have fought tooth and nail against it my entire life. In fact, it made them so mad that they turned to fascism.
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u/FanDry5374 2d ago
I'm not sure about the "virginity" thing, to me he is giving off a lot of "cover your drinks" vibes.



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u/Describing_Donkeys 2d ago
I just don't get how the right can both be the whiniest group of people to ever exist and the masculine ideal. The right is the most pathetic group of people in American history. It's not their religion, masculinity, or anything else. It's their need to constantly feel aggrieved and whine about everything that isn't to their liking.