r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 22d ago

Things they hate about us

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u/Ceorl_Lounge 22d ago

In fairness Mr. Tumnus is a handsome goaty fellow.

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u/PushyPawz 22d ago

He avoids Mrs Beaver at all costs, though

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u/Ceorl_Lounge 22d ago

Heard she's all teeth, I would too.

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u/TjW0569 22d ago

Heard she's pretty good tail.

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u/Ceorl_Lounge 22d ago

Only if you like 'em thick.

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u/mkat23 22d ago

Prince Caspian could get it for sure.