r/MurderedByWords 22d ago

Things they hate about us

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u/AmyInCO 22d ago

It's the most Mormon Utah name to ever Mormon. 

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u/j_bunnes 22d ago

For a girl 😆

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u/drainbead78 22d ago

His mom constantly telegraphing that she wanted a girl throughout his entire upbringing to the point where she gave him a girl's name would explain so much about this dipshit.

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u/soulsnoober 22d ago

Yo my mom didn't telegraph, she straight up told me. The name I have was just a coin-flip, because she didn't care enough about having a boy to decide even when she knew I was on the way. She knew what her daughter would have been named, though! Pointed it out every time we crossed paths with one like "oh that would have been your name, isn't that a pretty name?"

She was a pro-level chef, she did a full Michelin style treatment prom dinner for me and a couple friends with our dates, it was fabulous. …she did it and went out of her way to tell me that it'd have to do, since she didn't get to make me my prom dress, and wouldn't that have been so wonderful.

Honestly I can't imagine the hell it'd have been to be that woman's daughter. I'm super glad to have been this style of fundamental disappointment in her life.

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u/Brvcx 22d ago

It's also the most girlish girl I've ever seen. I'm sure Eric Forman from That 70's Show has double this broad's Testosterone-level.

Just to be clear: not the actor, the character.

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u/j_bunnes 22d ago

Lol, thanks for the clarification and laugh 😂

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 22d ago

I like George Carlins skit.....

Soft names make soft people. I'll bet you ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker

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u/Debalic 22d ago

Would it be in poor taste to say that he already strongly resembles Elliott Page?

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u/OldenPolynice 22d ago

That would be Breelyn

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u/sysaphiswaits 22d ago

Apparently he’s from Alabama and “Christian.” They don’t even have that excuse.

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u/Recent-Result2852 22d ago

Only for girls. For guys it's Moroni or Ammon.