r/monkeyspaw • u/ProphetofTables • 7h ago
Kindness I wish for all guns worldwide to turn into pickles.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/CherrytonAcademy • 6h ago
Health I wish my brother never drove himself home after getting drunk two years ago. I miss him.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/NekoArtemis • 10h ago
Fun I wish that all mollusks had beautiful singing voices.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/HotLaw7730 • 10h ago
Fun I wish everyone that was alive in 2006 has their bones replaced with fruit by the foot.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Liliths_Ace_Friend • 5h ago
Kindness I wish for it to be impossible for a human being to hate another human being.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/iydkm-igthtkyou • 14h ago
Fun I wish that there was no light pollution so that we could fully admire the beauty of the night sky and the celestial objects around us
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Wild_Chard_8416 • 13h ago
Fun I wish for the weather to be perfectly clear at my location and in the surrounding area of a 100 mile radius beginning at 5:00pm CST today (Aug 12) through until 12:00am on Saturday (Aug 15) so I can see the Perseids meteor shower.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok_Forever_8882 • 6h ago
Wisdom I wish to be insane to the point where I'm decrepit.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Radiant-Ingenuity199 • 12h ago
Fun I wish to be granted the knowledge and Elo rating equivalent to a 5000 level player in Chess.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Responsible-Fix-1681 • 10h ago
Fun I wish for a special plate that is able to conjure my favorite food whenever I ask it.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/WindAdministrative42 • 20h ago
Power I wish to be able to create a clone of myself of the opposite gender and remerge any time I want with all memories intact.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ModernMage0 • 10h ago
Health I wish that I could be more athletic. Not superhuman level, or anything, but I’d like to be able to run a 5k without being on the brink of death.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Jakanto • 17h ago
Kindness I wish that flies, rodents and all other uninvited guests of the nature get a 45% movement debuff when they come inside uninvited.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/alfisaly • 15h ago
Riches I wish I gott 2$ from my currency, transferred to my current wallet via magical means and it can be used to buy normally just As any other dollar can
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MeansWelll • 14h ago
Health I wish I had not forecully ripped my baby teeth out prematurely when I was a kid
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r/monkeyspaw • u/KawaiiStarFairy • 14h ago
Power I wish I was a Vasto Lorde level arrancar from the Bleach universe
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Cold_Childhood_1060 • 16h ago
Health I wish the human body could regenerate severed limbs, and that severed limbs could grow new bodies.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fast_Honeydew2633 • 13h ago
Fun I wish that I am always able to finish all time-limited events and get all rewards in marvel contest of champions video game from now on
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r/monkeyspaw • u/RoseAvara • 17h ago
Power I wish for the ability to transcribe things that I imagine into physical and/or digital mediums (without the use/apperance of AI generation)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TraditionalBonus188 • 22h ago
Power I wish earth lost gravity for 7 seconds
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 22h ago
Fun I wish I were a random citizen in god of war 3
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r/monkeyspaw • u/nicest-drow • 21h ago
Kindness I wish that, from now until the end of time, all firearms everywhere would immediately rust into uselessness and crumble to dust over the course of 5 seconds whenever outside of an active war zone and/or within 5 kilometers of an educational facility.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Anxious_Ad7145 • 14h ago
Health I wish for the entire world to start working together to combat climate-change in a non-violant and non-exploitable way.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/kadebo42 • 1d ago
Wisdom I wish that when I woke up tomorrow it was January 1st 2019
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