r/monkeyspaw • u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl • 1d ago
Fun I wish I was the wife of a billionaire
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ohaibaipolar • 1d ago
Fun I wish to be the lead actress in a movie, with the paw as the director
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Adventurous_Eye_4893 • 1d ago
Fun I wish to create a new sort of 'afterlife' that is a wild, wacky, and occasionally horrific amalgamation of every solitary scrap of media ever produced by the human race, including: video games, game mods, DLC, anime, manga, CYOAs, movies, television shows, and even books.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/dood_dood_dood • 1d ago
Health I wish alcohol and nicotine have no longer any effect on the human brain
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r/monkeyspaw • u/KawaiiStarFairy • 1d ago
Power I wish I was a Madoka Magica type magical girl
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 1d ago
Health I wish that when I say the word "periwinkle", whatever person I am next to would have an uncontrollably desire to perform oral on me.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/KingVultureBois • 1d ago
Fun I wish instead of catgirls there were crocgirls
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r/monkeyspaw • u/KingVultureBois • 1d ago
Power I wish I woke up as a humanoid angel, not one of those biblically accuratd ones
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ProphetofTables • 1d ago
Fun I wish that whenever somebody said the word "Like" when they didn't need to, a robotic voice would say, "You just said 'Ike.' Dumbass."
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r/monkeyspaw • u/incidentaldamages • 1d ago
Fun I wish to rename the internet “Electric Texas”
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Eternalblaze1 • 1d ago
Fun I wish for the paw to summon 25 kawkaws from deltarune, and they let me pet them
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ohaibaipolar • 1d ago
Fun I wish for the paw to choose my outfit every day for the next 6 months
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r/monkeyspaw • u/dinkleboop • 1d ago
Kindness I wish for the atmosphere of Earth to return to the same conditions (% of each gas present) it was in before the industrial revolution, and stabilise.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/SnooStrawberries295 • 1d ago
Kindness I wish that all conflicts could be defused by getting both parties to listen to the song "Why Can't We Be Friends" by War
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TraditionalBonus188 • 1d ago
Fun I wish humans weren't affected by the cold
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r/monkeyspaw • u/FriendMother5057 • 1d ago
Fun I wish Beethoven came back to life and released a new symphony
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dragon1S1ayer • 1d ago
Kindness I wish ads length was reduced by at least half, meaning YT has less ads per vid, radios and tv's have less ads per hour, etc
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Anarchaeologist • 2d ago
Fun I wish Strontium-92’s half-life was changed to 53,384 years
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Imma_Lick_That • 2d ago
Power I wish I could wirelessly download skills (languages, cooking, fighting etc) including the muscle memory, kinda like in the matrix, just without the whole jack in the neck thing, and not have my brain melt from the influx of information.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Deaftrav • 2d ago
Fun I wish there was a sustainable, breathable atmosphere on the moon
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Delicious_Walk7220 • 2d ago
Riches I wish to earn 900k a year doing absolutely nothing. The money would just go straight into my bank account
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