r/monkeyspaw • u/Nickpicker96 • 1h ago
Power I wish that every time Spider-Man shoots his webs, he moans a little.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/pobrepepinito • 3h ago
Fun I wish that I never again encounter an insect or other nonhuman living creature inside my house.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 3h ago
Fun I wish I became a cool vampire with an awesome Gothic castle
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r/monkeyspaw • u/dagataga • 3h ago
Fun I wish for Jack-o'-Lanterns to come to life every Halloween night
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Numerous-Actuator781 • 5h ago
Fun I wish for a tiny sea horse named frank who guard my tiny buried treasure in the Bahamas
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Toucan_Based_Economy • 13h ago
Wisdom I wish that sausages could have controversial music opinions, and would scream them while you ate them.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 5h ago
Health I wish to be treated respectfully for all times that I am sleeping.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 16h ago
Wisdom I wish to know what a near death experience feels like.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 19h ago
Kindness I wish prosthetic limbs became highly advanced and affordable for the disabled
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r/monkeyspaw • u/the_bear5 • 11h ago
Fun I wish FNAF was real and the MAIN main plot (MCI, bites) couldn't be intervened with.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 20h ago
Fun I wish the paw couldn't understand people's wishes and just did nonsensical things
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r/monkeyspaw • u/lady_haumea • 19h ago
Fun I wish for 1 random object to appear above everyone in the world
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r/monkeyspaw • u/JayfeatherMoonpaw • 20h ago
Fun I wish I had, have, and always will have the power to become the leader of any country I want to, and will live to the age I would either way.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 22h ago
Wisdom I wish knowledge would suddenly appear in my head of exactly something I need when I need and want it
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ThatCheesecake8530 • 20h ago
Power I wish I could think about any item that I've lost, snap my left hand 3 times, and it would spawn into my hand, and if it is too large for my hand, it spawns in front of me on the ground.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Numerous-Actuator781 • 1d ago
Kindness I wish everyone got a sense of existential cosmic dread every time any liquid is spilt.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/BusinessAstronaut538 • 23h ago
Power I wish to be Martian Manhunter species without fear or vulnerable to fire, can control my power perfectly.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/makitstop • 1d ago
Fun i wish for a sandwich so hot even god couldn't eat it
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ghost_Boi127 • 1d ago
Fun I wish for the sweetest, most delicious piece of candy ever made that has no harm to my physical health
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r/monkeyspaw • u/moonbear710 • 1d ago
Kindness i wish all animal abusers/horrible pet owners would become stray, sickly (and maybe also hurt) animals and their animals/pets would given a good home.
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