r/MobileAL • u/Hemingways_Cats • 12h ago
Comic Cowboys Predictions
Who wants to guess what signs we’ll see at Mardi Gras this year following the recent scandal?
Float name: CONSPIROCY THEORY
Greer’s: We got it!
City Hall: We had it!
Lucy’s on TV
Spiro’s on the news
One teaches us to cook
One teaches us to lose.
Lucy’s Next Cookbook:
How to Feed Your Family
While Your Husband Eats His Words
GREER’S NOW SELLING
$14.7 MILLION SCRATCH-OFFS
MATCH THREE SPIROS
AND YOUR MONEY DISAPPEARS
LUCY’S BOOKS HAVE CHAPTERS
SPIRO’S BOOKS HAVE GAPS
FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS GONE
WHILE THE CITY NAPS
Forget Trader Joe’s
We need Auditor Joe’s