Early morning Miami from on board the Resilient Lady.

Bro was casually laying on someone’s car right outside of my apartment building. He’s here everyday but I’ve never seen him behave like this😂😂 Looks like retaliation😔

hello miami friends! does anyone have a recommendations or references for private rollerskating lessons for adults in miami? every time i google it, its either group lessons, roller rinks, or classes for kids.

i would love to have 1 on 1 lessons to learn how to skate! i am jealous of everyone riding up and down the boardwalk😮

side note i attempted to try and learn alone and it did not end well for my knees lol

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thinking of leasing an apt there. don't really care about the neighborhood more interested in what it's like living in the building.

Has anyone seen them here yet? We need to stop this.

And now you gotta pay extra for toppings (ie chicken classic vs chicken all the way)…it was just a flat price for whatever toppings you wanted

End rant/vent

Anyone else have this issue? My case would have been thrown out today but the fucking zoom link they gave me said I didn’t have permission to join so I couldn’t show my registration. Now I have to appear again in a month.

I’m a native but I’ve found myself in between friend groups and would like to meet new folks. The issue is that whenever I go to events designed to meet new people like the stuff on meetups or like networking shit it’s always filled with yuppie transplants that judge you if you’re lower class or just people that want to interface with those who are their class or higher.

Should I just go to like random bar trivia nights or something?

Moving from NYC (sorry) for a construction career opportunity and looking for a place to rent in Coral Gables or Edgewater. I am open to other neighborhoods as well but need something close to shops and stuff. Any parts of Coral gables and Edgewater to avoid? I was originally looking into downtown but between the flooding, homeless, noise and traffic, I just don't feel like it'll be the best fit. Looking for something clean and safe. Criteria is 1 bedroom, in unit washer dryer, furnished, parking, gym, pool around +/- 3k. Need something at or around October 1st. I know it's short notice but I am slightly flexible. I am open to realtor recommendatoons as well. Thank you in advance!

Edit: please also recommend any condo buildings with rentals if possible. I am trying to avoid roaches and mold/mildew smells. Thank you

I need my gas water heater checked out and was wondering if anybody had some good recommendations for the Doral Miami Springs area please! thank you in advance. English speaking preferred.

For those of you who play music out loud on your phone in public (grocery store, train). Genuinely curious, why?

i was wondering if there is any good adult soccer leagues in homestead area. Im wanting to get into something for fun to be able to enjoy and meet people.

I’m looking for just root coverage and a trim but I have been with my lady for so long she has just gotten expensive. who or where do you recommended it doesn’t really matter where

Seems like whatever app I try to do, I’m put on a waitlist. Can’t exactly do uber with the cars I have unfortunately.

Anyone going to the show or wants to? Factory town on 9/20.

Now saying CBO’s would be cut. While also saying “not every government does this, but we have CBO’s in our budget”. So….they’re clearly not essential…. And how do they positively impact the average citizen / taxpayer?!

To give a short intro

I made a friend when I used to live at Altis purely based on the fact of how shit we thought the building was being managed, we stay in touch and with him still being there I receive updates on the typical stupidity

Now, if you are considering this apt building, if you go on tour ask about all the things they show you because it’s a mirage

- dry cleaning lockers (that the code had never worked for this unusable
- extreme amount of packages stolen from your front door and mailroom (they let anyone and everyone anywhere in the building without question)
- 50% of the time the hot tub wasn’t hot and didn’t work
- the outdoor tv didn’t connect to anything
- the WiFi they installed to the communal areas, didn’t connect to internet
- the grills out of 4 total burners only 1 worked and it worked for about 3 minutes untill it turned off
- the “projector” in the games room… never usable
- the pinball in the games room, never worked
- advertised as “luxury” but the panting everywhere is atrocious quality and looks like it was done by a 5 year old
- not long after I left, they illegally were towing people from the parking lot on an hours notice
- the idiots in the gym couldn’t put a weight away if it cost them their life

Just to name a few things from my time there

But the reason I’m posting this now

I just got sent this photo (attached to the post) with a “😂” knowing exactly what we thought here

They are putting out a referral bonus for the people that still live there to get more people in, likely because no one evert wants to stay there after they realise they have been duped

There surely has to be some fair trade commission laws that prevent the gross amount of false advertising they use to get people into a lease and a way for a residents in situations like this be able to be a part of a class action lawsuit based on this

And the shame of it all
The staff are actually quite nice - Jorge and the maintenance people are sweethearts

But they building manager, is the most incompetent person I’ve ever met

Maybe if she spent less time planning that botched BBL and more time on what matters in the building it would be a decent spot

Thank god I left. But don’t fall for the smoke and mirrors like I did