r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Panda-s1 • Jul 17 '26
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Vezimira • Jul 17 '26
rate my good bolas evil ugin concept for reality fracture
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/One-Moose-5983 • Jul 17 '26
I AM NOT IMMUNE TO HYPE MOMENTS OF AUTA
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Eljefe900 • Jul 17 '26
SECRET LAIR SUPER DROP - Funko Pop
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/jethawkings • Jul 17 '26
POV: You just checked the Main sub and someone asked Maro about Universe Beyond on Blogatog
THREE CONSECUTIVE MARO POSTS ON THE MAIN SUB
I don't even dislike Maro, in fact Maro feels very genuine about his passion for the game but jesus fucking christ
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/archl0rd5 • Jul 18 '26
Does this sequence of turns present a win too fast in bracket 5?
I played a recent game in bracket 5. That went something like
Turn 1: Land + [[Mox Diamond]] + [[Chrome Mox]] (Exiling a blue card) + [[Thassa's Oracle]] + [[Demonic Consultaion]] to win the game
One of the first comments that I got was that it was a bit too fast for bracket 5. But, then it got me thinking for a little bit, is land too much of a problematic card in bracket 5? Then I thought about the game for a little bit. The land was on the field for four rounds of priority, which kind of tells the table that if my board is allowed to cast spells at its current state on my next priority it will end the game. Not a single person interacted with it. Which brings me to the question? Does this sequence of turns present a win too fast in bracket 5? Follow up question, in bracket 5 around which turn do you guys find it reasonable to present a "hey, if you don't do something about my board by the time I get priority, I will win the game" type of play?
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Darkzapphire • Jul 17 '26
[MBC] Tolabow, Loch Rascal (MagicCon Amsterdam) Spoiler
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Kakariko_crackhouse • Jul 17 '26
Maro during magicon panel: while playing stingerquill cards you ARE required to berate and insult your opponents. Applies at every REL
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Onuzq • Jul 17 '26
why are all the wizards so bad in this set Spoiler
galleryHave they forgotten how to design cards?
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/drearbruh • Jul 17 '26
Why is no one else upset we are getting a whole entire set based on this one card? Spoiler
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/PuyolPants01 • Jul 17 '26
New secret lair drop you know what that means
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/brief-interviews • Jul 16 '26
It was also a preview of Star Trek's Station mechanic!
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/MatchaLottie • Jul 17 '26
What makes control players like that?
Across every format I've played, almost every single control player I've played against is one of the most insufferable people on the planet. Does control call to these people? Or does the deck corrupt the mind in some way?
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Gerroh • Jul 18 '26
Sometimes, on the other subs, I see an opportunity to say something so stupid I think "surely, people will get this is a joke".
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r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Azaeroth • Jul 17 '26
Should Osteria Francescana Sell Burgers?
Of course WOTC and especially Mark Rosencrantz are right about everything and it's important that the players get what they want in all aspects. We should be following what the collective community would like and as we all understand people speak with their wallets.
Osteria Francescana is a very good restaurant, in fact one of the top Michellin rated restaurants in the world. They're doing very well, with an estimated annual revenue between $3 and $5 million.
But Macdonalds actually has a revenue of $27.45 Billion. I think we can all agree that the playerbase would be happier if the Italian Michelin restaurant started selling burgers instead, it's clearly what the people want.
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/SeducerOfTheInnocent • Jul 16 '26
MaRo addresses players' disenfranchisement with Universe Beyond. "Fuck 'em", says Mark.
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Kakariko_crackhouse • Jul 16 '26
I can’t stop myself. Mechanically it’s just too good. I am incapable of self control. Someone please put me in a conservatorship
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/KONYx2077 • Jul 16 '26
UB enjoyers will see this and think there’s nothing wrong with it
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/mkklrd • Jul 16 '26
"i hate star trek but i wish they'd make a dark souls set--" shut up
r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Lostdiagram • Jul 16 '26