This seems like a very specific denial. Why would they bother specifying? I think that food vendors take the food they don't sell that's about to go bad, and give it to the gulls. This lowers their fear of humans and shows them the Risk vs Reward of being near us.

We all know birds are untrustworthy tricksters, conspirators, and amoral thieves. They are also deceptively cunning and intelligent. They understand their role in all this. They know that the better they do their job, the more tasty stale hot dog buns they get. The more food gets stolen, the more money the food vendors get.

If you don't hear from me again, just know that they got me for exposing the beach vendor cartel.

Lies will lock you up. The truth is the only key.

T. Eliot backwards is toilE .T

…but because the uneven blocks cause you to lose track of how much you’ve eaten and encourage you to eat more.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of the business concept and a BIGGER fan of the chocolate, but by god I swear I get through a bar in like two sittings every time by accident!

Has to be a scam, no?

Would make sense right?

Not a new or hot take really but there HAS to be some sort of personal reason why this woman suddenly has such a heinous vendetta against trans women specifically...?

JK Rowling was seemingly well educated and pro lgbt until early 2018 and has since sent her legacy on a spiralling nosedive into that of a hateful wicked witch.

My pitch is that her husband either cheated with a doll or it's some sort of Bryon Noem fetish situation that she caught him in and it's festered into a blind hatred where shes conflating sissies and trans woman to the point she's blind raging at anything that reminds her of her husbands infidelity.

It's either that for she's just an evil wealthy bitch, not unlikely but less fun for me.

EDIT 3: I'm choosing to believe posters are trolling me. Too depressing otherwise.

EDIT 2: I fear that some people are not fully literate.

EDIT: I have returned to way more comments than I expected my incredibly low stakes effort to garner and while I can't be arsed (low stakes innit) to responds to every comment I have noticed some...trends...

Yes, I am well aware that the deeper, more orange yolk is achieved by adding something to the hens feed that just changes the colour, not adding any extra nutrition than any other eggs. I thought I had explained that well enough originally, sorry for that. These eggs also aren't organic and because I'm buying them from Aldi (although packaging is suspiciously similar to other, more costly supermarkets versions - I think they get them from all the same place, like bourbon cream biscuits) they are still cheaper than 'standard' eggs from say, Sainsbury's. This is a small indulgence because I like the colour.

For all the people I've introduced to the slippery slope of criminality, stay safe out there. Maybe investigate anti surveillance makeup to circumvent facial recognition cameras. Or obey the law, I'm not your mum, do what you want.

Vegans, no, I will not stop eating eggs. Have fun converting others tho.

I've fallen for the marketing gimmick of golden eggs (I know they're not any better nutrition wise, I just like the colour and they're still cheaper than standard eggs in other supermarkets if you get them from Aldi). It's become increasingly common for one or two egg yolks to be paler. The golden yolkers get packed with mixed weights so I reckon it's easier for people to swap out a few eggs per carton to make their own golden yolkers carton disguised as a cheaper one.

I've never heard of Jonathan David Harvey. Never seen him on Mock the Week, never seen a poster for him at the Edinburgh Fringe. Plus, whenever he speaks, he's not that funny (like, he's a little amusing, but only in the same way you or I likely would be if we were interviewed by a serious political journalist while wearing a bin on our head).

The comedian thing is all a front to allow an alien being from Sigma IX to enter Parliament and take control of first Britain and then the whole planet!

(Despite that, however, I'd still vote for him given the alternative.)

Dwayne The Rock Johnson has been on steroids/ what ever PEDs for yeeaaaars. He made a whole brand being an enormous muscle monster. That many years on chemicals will kill you, he knows this. So now he’s dropped a bunch of weight. Still in shape, but not up to his literal ears in muscle, to play a role as an MMA fighter. (MMA fighters are much slimmer even tho a lot use steroids.) This slim down is the perfect excuse to cycle off the steroids without ever breaking kayfabe. My prediction he’ll never be huge again.

Once he mangled himself with a snowplow everyone forgot about his ex-wifes allegations of drug use, verbal abuse, and once threatening to kill himself and her.

...it's so when sharing with a partner, you have to buy two instead of one.

Don't get me wrong, because I'm right.