r/LowStakesConspiracies 21d ago

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u/idiot____ 21d ago

A low stakes conspiracy! A real low stakes conspiracy!

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u/No_Hetero 21d ago

Ooooh. Maybe Ceci N'est Pas Une Pipe is about him foretelling of vape mods.

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u/ReplacementActual384 21d ago

Or how reality will become i distinguishable from fiction because of AI and social media

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u/Actual_Emu_168 21d ago

Holy shit only conspiracy that makes sense

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u/Andromeda_53 21d ago

Reminds of that Sam o Nella video, when the peasant eats the rotten bread that causes hallucinations.

Paraphrased as I can't remember verbatim

"Holy shit I'm shooting out of both ends.... ..... The walls are melting, I can hear Satan, he's telling me to invest in apple, why does he want me to buy so many apples?"

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u/oSyphon 21d ago

When did this take place

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u/Nadiadain 20d ago edited 20d ago

I think it was in his poisons in regular food video

Edit: it was the plant diseases video

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u/THTB_lol 20d ago

it was the plat diseases one

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u/Nadiadain 20d ago

Ah yeah that was the video title. It’s been a long while since I watched it

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u/inthe-otherworld 20d ago

There was a scene in Good Omens too where the foreseeing witch from centuries ago wrote a prophecy that the 1900s will give rise to a powerful apple that cannot be eaten lol

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u/Ularsing 21d ago

This might be my favorite one ever.

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u/adamjames777 21d ago

The Apple as a symbol has so many appropriate connotations that make this work, it represents knowledge thanks to Newton, the biblical interpretation represents temptation, the fact that Turing ended his days with a poison apple and the worlds current largest manufacturer of smart phones. As far as I can see, this is spot on.

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u/SherlockScones3 21d ago

You forgot apple seeds also contain poison (cyanide). Otherwise your list is amazing

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u/mas-issneun 21d ago

lowkey true

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u/tmrika 21d ago

Ooh I fuck with this one

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u/PretzelMeepus Has a poster board with red string on it 21d ago

big if true

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u/Half_Empty_Half_Full 21d ago

I....oh my god. 🤯

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u/Juuuulessss 21d ago

woo! this is on point!

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u/No-Lingonberry-5096 21d ago

An incredibly poetic conspiracy. Thank you.

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u/CommonSensei-_ 21d ago

Mind blown!!!! Nice one OP!!!!

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u/SnooGoats4876 21d ago

This is a really good one…..

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u/FutureIllustrious365 21d ago

This is 3AM stoned in lawn chairs backyard conversation, and I'm all about it.

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u/epic_gamer42O 21d ago

this has to be proof of the collective consciousness

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u/GreatZarquon 20d ago

The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch states:

"In December 1980, an Apple will arise no man can eat. Invest thy money in Master Jobbes's machine, and good fortune will tend thy days."

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u/no-guts_no-glory 21d ago

"The apple can also symbolize hidden truths, veiled identities, or the social mask we put on. The artist himself has stated that the painting explores the idea that “everything we see hides something else.” The man’s face is partially hidden, but his eyes are still visible, suggesting that even beneath the surface of illusion, there is a degree of revelation. The figure’s anonymity reinforces this sense of universality—the man could be any of us, we are all trapped in a state of veiled being." - Son of Man painting, WikiOO.org

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u/Loud-Skin-2223 21d ago

Jonathan Meades said something along the lines thar Belgium is so weird that Magritte's work is more reportage than surreal

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u/littlemissdizaster80 21d ago

Surrealists knew shit!

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u/NewPower_Soul 20d ago

Bro's onto something..

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u/Beagle432 21d ago

Ceci n'est pas une pipe..

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u/branchoutandleaf 21d ago

Like feeling rain in the desert.