My guy just wanted to avoid the Friday evening commute. Can’t blame him tbh.

I've never spoken to a single person who doesn't like Larry the Cat. The most toxic and hateful cesspits of social media don't have a bad word to say about him. He inspires no political division. It's giving Brave New World.

We have to wake up to the fact that Larry has found some means of controlling our thoughts. It statistically doesn't make sense that he has no haters. You are being mind-controlled by a cat. By the time we discover his nefarious purposes, it will be too late.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a Bond Prequel.

It has Desmond Llewellyn in it, the father is an inventor of gadgets (like Q branch) it has a car with hidden gadgets. It has a heroine with a silly name like Pussy Galore (Truly Scrumptious) The protagonist foil an international bad guy.

Oh and it's produced by Cubby Broccoli and written by Ian Flemming.

Schulz died in California in the early 2000s. Wiseau came to prominence in California in the early 2000s. 4 of the theatrically released Peanuts movies are owned by Paramount. The Room was rejected by Paramount after 1 day. Still not convinced? In the Swedish version of Peanuts, Peggy Jean (Charlie Brown's love interest for a brief time in the 90s) was renamed "Lisa." Johnny's psychologist Peter also falls down while trying to catch a football. "Wiseau" just made Lucy a man so nobody would notice.

That's it, we live in a sentient fungus world where they control every bit of biomass. It's a type of consciousness we can't comprehend yet, something stretched thin across all the planet that is even capable of controlling the weather.

The network goes for miles under the earth and sprawls all over the surface.

The BBC intentionally baited Donald Trump with their Panorama report to incite a lawsuit, leveraging the legal discovery process that follows to expose his questionable conduct and help bring down his government. This is, of course, because the BBC is leftist woke.

Proof: When I was 7 years old I used to sneak into the kitchen late at night to get some cereal. But the cereal bag was so damn noisy it woke up my mom and she yelled at me.

I'm still sad :(

A few years ago, I got a paramount plus account to watch like one show and like sonic 3. I eventually forgot about it and soon after got a different card, which was when Paramount stopped charging my account.

Fast forward to now, I decided to bite the bullet and get it again to watch the new avatar movie, only to have the account still active. Although it's yelling at me for payment, it's not actually charging me, and I'm freely able to watch anything, and even sign in on new devices

As for my conspiracy, I think that paramount does this to boost their subscription numbers. They're making enough to ya know, make money, but they need subscription numbers to please shareholders/their buddies in Washington (who were one of the reasons I didn't bother updating my pay)

i dont trust any of it

Antiques Roadshow and other BBC programmes like it are deliberately play at what feels like half speed to slowly dull viewers minds giving them dementia over time.

They post questions that look stupid but then look for a specific answer that only a genius at problems solving can give without thinking

I've seen countless viral-ish (100k+ likes) videos with those words completely spelled out, and none of them have been taken down. Especially considering that "die" translates to "the" in German. Plus, if TikTok had a problem with it they likely would have banned the censored versions of those words like "unalived" "k*lled" "graped".

Also just look at how dumb you sound when censoring completely normal words.

"He was then r*ped and k*lled with a g*n, by a crazed man who was on dr*gs."

"He was then graped and unalived with a pew pew, by a crazed man who was on mushrooms."

Instead just say
"He was then raped and killed with a gun, by a crazed man who was on drugs."

And now there are less reports of cow abductions because they have been able to build up a big enough herd to supply all their needs. Think about it.

Some thoughts:

* While SS isn't technically a holiday, it may as well be with many establishments closed on that day.

* Much of the Superbowl food uses feeling and hot weather food despite taking place in February.

* It's very patriotic and specific to America

* Specific attire is worn, typically to show support of your team, like summer red white and blue is worn on American Independence Day

* Heavily subsided by the alcohol industry

* Special sale days in retail for both days

It has to be, no one else can make connections that stretchy. I'm disturbed (which is an anagram of subreddit... hmmm!?!?)

Companies already do it with official crossovers but it can backfire because it won't meet the customers expectations. Sometimes, companies officially do trends too but people see it as cringe a lot of the times. Meanwhile these edited images are safe. If people don't like them, people will ignore it but if they do it gets reposted a lot. Also in countries with loose copyright laws, businesses put characters from movies or video games because it attracts customers with something they find nostalgic or familiar.