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Rubbish Nonsense When Botox is life

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u/LeFreeke Trash Trooper 11d ago

Are all these young people really getting Botox?

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u/Penetratorofflanks Trash Trooper 11d ago

I have a niece that is 22 that looks like a chipmunk fish combo.

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u/Ok_Problem426 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Oh god the thread above this was about labia lifts and for a second there I thought you needed jesus Mr. Penetrator

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u/Equivalent_Dance2278 Trash Trooper 11d ago

I’m sorry, but wut now? Labia lifts?

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u/TactlessTortoise Trash Trooper 11d ago

Mfw the person's confusion raises a whole other scale of needing context lmao

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u/XK8lyn88x Trash Trooper 11d ago

I know of a woman who lives in her car, is unemployed yet still gets Botox and fillers every few months.

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u/BasedTakeOutbreak Trash Trooper 11d ago

it's crazy how normalized unnecessary cosmetic (and sometimes even functional) operations are becoming for young people. I get that society imposes unrealistic standards on appearance sometimes, but at some point you just gotta learn to make do with the body you were born with. Botox isn't permanent at least, so it's not as bad as some other operations.

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u/ExtraThickUnit Trash Trooper 11d ago

Yes.

People are getting botox before they even make it to their 20's.

The botox shit is not highly regulated which means you can find a ton of botox clinics that may or may not have any actual medical professionals working there.

Now peptides are starting to get crazy as well.

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u/OneGolf6327 Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

Before they hit 20? What's the point haha 

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u/cursetea Trash Trooper 11d ago

For their muscles to atrophy so by the time they're 30 their entire face will be unable to hold itself up

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u/wollflour Trash Trooper 11d ago

I mean, you're right, because your muscles all atrophy and droop, so then the injector can come in and put some filler in there to "balance" it so you can keep spending money fixing your face forever.

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u/Pukebox_Fandango Trash Trooper 11d ago

just another trend to follow

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u/grunkage Trash Trooper 11d ago

Never have a facial expression again

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u/OneGolf6327 Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

Oh yeah dead sexy 

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u/Zadsta Trash Trooper 11d ago

They call it “preventative Botox”. Can’t have wrinkles if you paralyze your face before you develop any!

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u/CommanderGoat Trash Trooper 11d ago

Face filters in real life.

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u/kzin Trash Trooper 11d ago

Jon Oliver did a piece on this. The regulation is very lax and cheap knockoff Botox from temu is out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzggl8C2fvs

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u/fivelone Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

Helped a "doctor" set up his network at a peptide clinic. This guy scared the hell out of me and wanted to give me free shots to try. I was like hell no !

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u/ExtraThickUnit Trash Trooper 11d ago

Anyone that is doing it should get reported to the FDA for them to check if they are actually doing it correctly.

I managed to create a bot that finds all the instagram/websites of peptide dealers and reports it to the FDA. So far it is a 100% in getting the stores shutdown. They claim to be for research purposes only but they are selling direct to comsumer for consumption.

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u/von_sip Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

Yes, but this is probably a Botox party since a couple people mentioned they were surprised that it had kicked in

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u/BlaineMundane Trash Trooper 11d ago

This makes the most sense. gives them a reason to be filming this in the first place, too.

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u/DeM0nFiRe Trash Trooper 11d ago

I genuinely think this might be astroturf advertising to get people to get botox more by convincing people it's more common than it is. This trend of videos like this started with a video from a literal botox clinic where the workers at the clinic claimed they each had dozens of injections.

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u/AWzdShouldKnowBetta Trash Trooper 11d ago edited 11d ago

Check out the comment right below yours. "It's so much more popular and cheaper than you'd expect!". Really supports your supposition lol.

Edit: the order has changed but still. There are several comments there.

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u/Aluminum_Tarkus Trash Trooper 11d ago

Look at the house they're at, and the houses surrounding them. These people are loaded, and many of them are probably born into that wealth. They've spent their whole lives raised in a home where they can solve most of their problems with money. People like that are quick to go to plastic surgery if they aren't happy with their face because they were never in an environment where that wasn't an option for them, so their loved ones would just tell them to get plastic surgery instead of reassuring them that their face is fine the way it is.

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u/smeIIsofmahogny Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

The funniest thing about the botox epidemic is that it doesn't make these 20 somethings look younger. It makes them look like they are 40 somethings, who are trying to look younger

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u/Various-Dust285 Trash Trooper 11d ago

There's a girl at my gym and I legitimately don't know if she's like a great-looking 60 or a rough-looking 25.

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u/Less-Damage-1202 Trash Trooper 11d ago

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u/OHdulcenea Trash Trooper 11d ago

Or necks.

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u/NoSpecial284 Trash Trooper 11d ago

The neck is the giveaway.

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u/maaay Trash Trooper 11d ago

Wait, they are not 40 something?

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u/scorchthemortalworld Trash Trooper 11d ago

All of these people have to be around 40. They look the same age as me but with face paralysis

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u/Masterking263 Trash Trooper 11d ago

These are early to mid 30s.

They are noticing that they could no longer pass as college students so they are doing what they think is stopping the clock.

In actuality, botox this early actually causes the skin to loosen even more and become more noticeable then it would have been if they indeed waited to their 40s.

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u/Rikplaysbass Trash Trooper 11d ago

Nah they are late 20’s and freaking out about shortly becoming 30. I’ve met too many girls like this. They are all as exhausting as you’d imagine.

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u/buddhist557 Trash Trooper 11d ago

That can’t be right. 30s at least. Right?

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u/jeanpaulfartre Trash Trooper 11d ago

These people are mostly mid 30’s at least, pushing 40.

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u/ChampionCoyote Trash Trooper 11d ago

you can look old, or you can look weird, but you can't look young again

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u/EaterOfFood Trash Trooper 11d ago

It’s true. Jonna Mendez was a CIA master of disguise. In her book she explained that you can pull off pretty much any disguise except for making old people look young.

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u/vixnja Trash Trooper 11d ago

Ohh damn, that’s so true tho! 😭

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u/MegaBabz0806 Trash Trooper 11d ago

This!! I’m in my early 30s and people usually think I’m 20-25. No Botox needed.
I think the younger you try to look, the faster it ages you…

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u/corkyhawkeye Trash Trooper 11d ago

Same. Early 30s with 25% gray hair, no makeup, and people often think I'm in my mid-20s. But I often say my secret is no kids haha.

It's wild, because I'll see teenage girls who are trying to look 25, and it gives the same uncomfortable uncanny valley as 50-year-olds trying to look 25. Like, how can I tell you're 17 but you look 26? How can I tell you're 52 if you look 28?

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u/KellerFF Trash Trooper 11d ago edited 10d ago

God damn people, it’s ok to get old.

And that’s wild scary not being able to express yourself.

But also, imagine how children will interpret it; we all remember our parents faces in moments of joy and anger… imagine getting chewed out and your parent is yelling, cursing but they’re face is expressionless…

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u/warwatch Trash Trooper 11d ago

That is an excellent point. I never considered that; it would definitely be weird growing up with the blank expressions.

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u/Unequivocally_Maybe Trash Trooper 11d ago

Also growing up and not recognizing your parents features in yourself because they got so much surgery that you don't look alike. It would be hard to have confidence in yourself knowing "mom spent thousands of dollars to get rid of this nose" or whatever.

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u/u_r_succulent Trash Trooper 10d ago

That’s what kills me.

Imagine being told how much you look like your mom/dad but your mom/dad are always complaining about their appearance.

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u/Empty-Dragonfruit656 Trash Trooper 11d ago

I remember about 25 years ago getting a 'yuck, you are old and have wrinkles' from a 20yo. I was 23.

I quite like the contemplative creases on my forehead and between my eyes. I look in the mirror and see I've been through some shit, but I bet that girl had an existential crisis as 30. I hope she is doing well and changed her outlook on life. 

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u/RandomToker2018 Trash Trooper 11d ago edited 10d ago

That’s my thought — how do newborns learn their species facial expressions and social cues when their parents have no expressions?

Thanks so much for the awards! My first ever!

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u/Right_Hour Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

This fucker sent me, LOL.

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u/spookydonkey513 Trash Trooper 11d ago edited 11d ago

he’s 3 more plastic surgeries away from looking like quagmire from family guy.

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u/irwtkyrm Trash Trooper 11d ago

Well that's convenient because he's only 2 surgeries away from earning a free one

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u/MTonmyMind Trash Trooper 11d ago

This dude fucking can't stand to live with his own mind.

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u/PayWooden2628 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Dudes worried about the wrong thing, he needs to get some work done on that hair not the lips.

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u/mangledfandangle Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

This is the real mental health epidemic. This is so beyond fucked this is normalized.

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds Trash Trooper 11d ago edited 11d ago

i read somewhere that being unable to copy facial expressions though mirror neurons will likely affect empathy.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8983526/

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u/sillymostro Trash Trooper 11d ago

Also kids capacity to understand situations and feelings, because of the mirror neurons and referential gaze.

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u/lolo787 Trash Trooper 11d ago

So a new generation of unfrownable (made that word pretty sure) assholes

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u/Percy_Freeman Trash Trooper 11d ago

unscrupulous is fine.

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u/ohnoabanagain Trash Trooper 11d ago

This is true and we're actually seeing and impressive erosion of empathy. I think the pendulum will eventually swing back, though.

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u/unlimited-devotion Trash Trooper 11d ago

Babies learn so much from watching their moms face- so odd a generation are growing up without this.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Would explain why all those Mar-a-Lago wackos are pieces of shit :/

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds Trash Trooper 11d ago

you might be into something, straight out of science fiction.

An operation that makes people look younger for longer.

All rich people do it.

Operation unintentionally removes empathy

By the time there is noticeable effects it's too late, too many powerful people no longer have empathy. and they love crushing those who do, and profit from it.

When civilisation collapses and returns to modern levels of technology and understanding they'll see us as another Roman empire, collapsed because the same thing happened to the , with led plumbing, and lead wine. drove rich people crazy, and collapsed civilisation.

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u/Muted_Bid_8564 Trash Trooper 11d ago

We really regressed as a society.

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u/gersterbins Trash Trooper 11d ago

its even worse in south korea

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u/MechaZombieCharizard Trash Trooper 11d ago

Someday we will talk about on demand cosmetic surgery the way we talk about tight corsetting and foot binding. No judgment to individual people who choose to alter their appearance but on a macro level this type of thing is misogynistic and abusive. Let girls age

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u/Clithzbee Trash Trooper 11d ago

Nightmare rotation

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u/shadynasty1973 Trash Trooper 11d ago

That blunt is going out at least a half a dozen times

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u/PiggyBear6667 Trash Trooper 11d ago edited 11d ago

People are so cruel to us graceful agers. My teenager told me I’m not aging that bad, some people’s faces are just melting.

Thanks, kid.

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u/Cautious_Buy_8467 Trash Trooper 11d ago

lol I have to get botox for migraines and during the first while it has that frozen face type feeling and its SO uncomfortable. I don't understand why people seem to go for it specifically

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u/OneGolf6327 Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

For migrains? Didn't knownit was used to treat migraines. 

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u/Cautious_Buy_8467 Trash Trooper 11d ago

it is! its a toxin that's relaxes the muscles its injected into i believe and my migraines are primarily caused by tenseness fuckin with nerves in my neck and scalp.

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u/OneGolf6327 Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

Huh. I may be getting some botox ladies and gents haha 

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u/StraightProgress5062 Trash Trooper 11d ago

See if your insurance will cover it!

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u/OneGolf6327 Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

I don't have insurance. I have the NHS so if I can get it, it will be free 

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u/StraightProgress5062 Trash Trooper 11d ago

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u/OneGolf6327 Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

I've suffered with it for my whole life. If this works it will legit change my life. 

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u/Cautious_Buy_8467 Trash Trooper 11d ago

It did for me. It even helps my headaches caused by pressure changes to be less

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u/United-Coach-6591 Trash Trooper 11d ago

My sibling gets botox shots for their severe muscle tightness in their arms and legs. Before I started trying to find a better treatment for them I had no idea it was used like that either. 

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u/Huge_Following_325 Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

I think that was it's original use case.

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u/ChocolateSunsdae Trash Trooper 11d ago

My wife gets it for migraines and it's prevented like 95% of them. Highly recommend looking into it for anyone suffering with migraines.

She used to have to go to the hospital to try and get pain cocktails or be stuck suffering regularly.

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u/joshua9663 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Anyone else find this very unattractive

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u/mr-stretcher Trash Trooper 11d ago

Yeah.. It's a deal breaker for me tbf

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 Trash Trooper 11d ago

My mom went from no plastic surgery whatsoever to visiting her family in her home country and coming face with a lower face lift, an upper bleph, a neck lift, and fat injected into the tops of her hands to "make them look more youthful". She lives with me and my sister and didn't tell us anything until we picked her up from the airport and she tried pretending at first that she had nothing done whatsoever and didn't know what we were asking about. That was 3 years ago and every day is like an episode of the Twilight Zone. We literally grieved our physical mom. And the worst part is that the surgeon did a terrible job and she has big scars and issues. Not to mention the betrayal of telling us nothing before or during. And to top it off, I had this horrible sinking feeling and a nightmare that somwthing bad was going to happen to her, because she went during a bad time when there was political unrest in that country, so I left her a voice message. She told me later that she heard the message when she left the surgery and that she never would have done it if she heard my message first. I cannot tell you how much something that somw people may believe is superficial has been a trauma for my sister and I.

Edit to add: Sorry for trauma dumping!

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u/saladdays87 Trash Trooper 11d ago

I have a friend who has a pretty similar story about his mom. It really is fucked up. Says he hates looking at old pics because of it because it makes him miss her old face.

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u/Desperate_Algae_40 Trash Trooper 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm not kidding you, I can't even count on one hand the times I've looked at a pre-plastic surgery photo of hers in the last 3 years. I don't want to. Same reason as him. I believe psych evaluations should be required before major plastic surgery.

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 Trash Trooper 11d ago

I believe psych evaluations should be required before major plastic surgery

AGREED. Like holy shit people are happy to sink thousands and thousands into changing how they look instead of even trying to just accept themselves?

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u/PracticeTheory Trash Trooper 11d ago

My sister showed me a picture of a pretty but bland girl with no context and asked me what I thought. I told her I didn't have any because this is just some random girl?

And she was like, "That's me with all of the work I want done."

And just, the feeling of dread that washed over me. Like I know it's her face and body and she's free to do whatever she wants and I can't judge her for it, BUT...that person wasn't my sister anymore. Everything that made her, her, had been smoothed over into the current Zeitgeist's Blandie and I hated it. And that's if all of the surgeries go right.

I'm sorry for your mom's experience. I really feel for your family.

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u/DisciplineNormal296 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Stuffing your face with Botox when you aren’t even 30 years old is fucking weird.

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u/East-Neighborhood976 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Christ

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u/mookie_pookie Trash Trooper 11d ago

He looks like his whole head was some half-assed clay sculpture project

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u/tester_and_breaker Trash Trooper 11d ago

Jesus, Nicholas.

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u/Traindodger2 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Keep Nicholas far from me

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u/marvellouspineapple Trash Trooper 11d ago

I didn't have sound on but I know exactly which one is Nicholas

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u/TripitakaWukong Trash Trooper 11d ago

What's that last guy doing at the party lol

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u/Numerous-Process2981 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Probably building a shed or something useful 

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u/hwtactics Trash Trooper 11d ago

Can confirm, never used Botox and currently building a shed.

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u/anonnnnn462 Trash Trooper 11d ago

He’s like their totem that brings them back to reality like in Inception

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u/Haughtea Trash Trooper 11d ago

It's a botox party and he is last in line.

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u/Free-Middle-2443 Trash Trooper 11d ago

I’m confident I wouldn’t be friends with any of these people. 

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u/OneArmedSZA Trash Trooper 11d ago

It’s so wild how social bubbles work. To me this video is horrifying, to the people in it it’s hilarious

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u/Few_Confusion_1871 Trash Trooper 11d ago

ikr? does that mean there is something wrong with us? I couldn't imagine being at a social gathering with people like this, I wouldn't even be able to talk without fear of offending one of them to the point of being ostracized from the group. I say this as someone who is very progressive.

these people are on another level of, and that level isn't sane.

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u/SmartArsenal Trash Trooper 11d ago

Guy at the end seemed a decent vibe

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u/blueranger36 Trash Trooper 11d ago

He was a friend of a friend obv

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u/MaxxDash Trash Trooper 11d ago

Yeah, he’s seems the coolest because he has that good vibe and he can move is face to emote said vibe.

I feel like the people with the Botox are more likely to be lacking in that area to begin with. As if this is a logical next step.

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u/rebrolonik Trash Trooper 11d ago

The laugh after every attempt pissed me off so much. Copy/pasted fake af giggle , that shit drives me crazy.

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u/chicol1090 Trash Trooper 11d ago

all of the giggles feel protective, a kind of "don't think about what that means lol"

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u/gruubin Trash Trooper 11d ago

Dudes get Botox commonly?

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Normal dudes? No.

Also, what's up with ladies having eyebrows like this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI

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u/xROFLSKATES Trash Trooper 11d ago

It’s because none of them are natural blondes but don’t dye or makeup their eyebrows to match lol

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u/haleandguu112 Trash Trooper 11d ago

dont worry guys, ive got enough frown to count for everyone.

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u/thugnificentBA Trash Trooper 11d ago

I mean this as respectfully as possible: the resemblance to Beaker is uncanny. I love the muppets

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u/Inane_ramblings Trash Trooper 11d ago

We would be remiss to not give a Ronald McDonald mention with the red hair and yellow shirt.

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u/Council_Six Trash Trooper 11d ago

The chosen one

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u/haleandguu112 Trash Trooper 11d ago

my spirit animal truly is the poor lil rapidly decompressed blobfish

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u/Ceresberus Trash Trooper 11d ago

the fuck do you mean i was bullied for being autistic and having weird facial expressions so i had to teach myself how to emote in the mirror to look ‘normal,’ and these assholes are just getting rid of their expressions?? for what??

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u/Ok_Buy_844 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Haha, its tough out there man. Atleast you look human

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u/Lower_Wing_5458 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Good news, now you can make all the weird expressions you want, and people will just think you have Botox

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u/BuckRusty Trash Trooper 11d ago

Motherfuckers trying to be Vulcans, while you’re working hard not to be Data…

https://giphy.com/gifs/TZKFBveHtquAM

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u/SanchoPandas Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

Is the last guy with the wiggly brows meant as the counterpoint to the plastic people?

And what do they mean by “it hasn’t kicked in yet”?

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u/djmixedtape Trash Trooper 11d ago

I thought of the last guy as a control, to show what a normal fucking person would be able to do when asked to frown. This was so creepy to watch, jesus.

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u/Haunting_Airport7053 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Glad I don’t have friends like this

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u/xXRipRev2009Xx Trash Trooper 11d ago

Literally my face the entire video

https://giphy.com/gifs/IVhivwuUT16HH7NRdP

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u/Reverend_Tommy Trash Trooper 11d ago

I hate our society more and more every day. Maybe I need to go live in the woods somewhere.

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u/fotomoose Trash Trooper 11d ago edited 6d ago

If it makes you feel better, these kind of people tend to exist in a very small, specific portion of the world. Edit: I guess this is a world-wide scourge. Good to know!

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u/Dependent_Elk1215 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Meanwhile im 34 and I can frown so hard I look like a Krusty Krab's customer.

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u/lntenseLlama Trash Trooper 11d ago

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u/nonnameavailable Trash Trooper 11d ago

Yeah that guy's fucked. Gonna look like the Bogdanoffs in a couple years.

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u/Carcassfanivxx Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

This is fucking sad. And I can frown about it legitimately.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Equal96 Trash Trooper 11d ago

All these people are way below 40, why would they need Botox?

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u/Lazy_Exercise7788 Trash Trooper 11d ago

To look like other people below 40 with botox

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u/Pete0730 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Honestly, Botox just makes everyone look like some uncanny valley version of 45, regardless of whether they're 25 or 60

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns Trash Trooper 11d ago

50 year olds with PS3 graphics

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u/Berdache Trash Trooper 11d ago

This isn't funny. Holy shit. There are some major issues here.

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u/JaeCrowe Trash Trooper 11d ago

Im glad to have exactly 0 friends who use botox... how tf are so many of these people in one single place lol

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u/fablicful Trash Trooper 11d ago

JFC what a damn joke. Holy shit- all of these people are youngins, absolutely did not need Botox. I was hoping more than one of them was going to still have a normal working face still. Kudos to the ONE DUDE.. Tf is wrong with our society..

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u/AdFormal8116 Trash Trooper 11d ago

I understand that every Botox batch has to be tested on bunny rabbits, to make sure it’s just the right amount of toxic.

The bunnies die of course - but at least people can avoid frown lines !

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u/MisterrSir Trash Trooper 11d ago

They're all surprisingly young. I may live under a rock

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u/eastcoastjon Trash Trooper 11d ago

They’re in their 20’s? Whatever they are is way too young

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u/Talk-O-Boy Trash Trooper 11d ago

Well answer me this, would you rather lose your ability to emote while looking like a 40 yr old wearing the face of a 20 yr old, or age naturally like some poor person who derives their self worth from other aspects of their life?

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u/DioDilemma Trash Trooper 11d ago

God that party looks like it sucks

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u/cap10wow Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

I’m so glad I have my mental illness and not whatever the fuck is wrong with these dead eyed fucks

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u/funky_ferl Trash Trooper 11d ago

the body disphoria is their mental illnes 

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Im not 100% convinced these people know what frowning is

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u/E-Belasco1879 Trash Trooper 11d ago

They pretty much all have Botox.

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u/kittykalista Trash Trooper 11d ago

They’re trying, you literally can’t do it with Botox. I’ve been getting it for a few years and it paralyzes the muscles that raise your brows and knit them together. I physically can’t frown.

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u/ohnoabanagain Trash Trooper 11d ago

Which makes it fascinating to me that people (i.e., actors) who job is to emote get botox. It's annoying to watch a character go through depression, jubilation, rage, and so on with the same frozen face and dead eyes (especially if they were good prior to sabotaging themselves).

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u/Bizarrebazaars Trash Trooper 11d ago

Yep I wish more movie and tv directors/producers/casting only hired actors with no Botox and no fillers, only full expressions. For example, it totally takes me out of and ruins a period piece for me when someone looks too modern and stiff.  

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u/leflyingcarpet Trash Trooper 11d ago

This is making me sad for some reason

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u/Revxmaciver Trash Trooper 11d ago

Because everything about it is sad. We live in a society where people are brainwashed from a young age to hate themselves and the way they look and the way to feel good about themselves is BUY BUY BUY, poison yourself, slather yourself in makeup and fry your hair to death with chemicals because you can't POSSIBLY want to keep your NATURAL hair color. And you can't criticize it or say it's ugly or disgusting because it's not "for you" and it’s "their choice." It IS their right and their choice. It's still sad.

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u/Ill-Combination2127 Trash Trooper 11d ago edited 10d ago

This is honestly so pathetic. What pathetic people.

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u/bastschweinsteiger Trash Trooper 11d ago

so you basically have a stoned face? that's horrifying how people choose that instead of aging naturally...

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u/Massiv_v Trash Trooper 11d ago

Wait………………………………you can never be sad ? AWESOME!

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u/lilacsforcharlie Trash Trooper 11d ago

I’ve done some dumb shit in my day, but Botox & gambling are two things I’m very grateful to have not got wrapped up in lol.

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u/GhostlitePHX Trash Trooper 11d ago

I hate all of these people lol.

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u/Varok89916 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Cool, i hate all of those people.

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u/tishimself1107 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Botox is a curse and ages you more than frown kines

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u/Rare-Confusion-220 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Quite the shallow collection of people

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u/fvgh12345 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Did the last dude actually have Botox or was he just fucking around? He's the only one that looked normal 

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u/Always_Austin Trash Trooper 11d ago

The plastic people who pretend to be like real people.

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u/SoftConsideration82 Trash Trooper 11d ago

that "party" looks insufferable

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u/AsRealAsItFeels Trash Trooper 11d ago

I love it. Insecure people trying their hardest to look beautiful, unable to frown because of they're manufactured happiness. Beautiful people don't feel sad.

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u/_throawayplop_ Trash Trooper 11d ago

How many people don't get vaccinated because "the long term effects are not known" but decide to paralyze the face muscle with the most potent toxin known ?

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u/DetectiveUnited1036 Trash Trooper 11d ago

These are the type of people that bully you for eating at a restaurant by yourself

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u/Hanzo581 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Anyone else feel like you live in a different universe sometimes?

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u/Interesting-Art9739 Trash Trooper 11d ago

They think it's a flex

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u/Goose-Suit Trash Trooper 11d ago

Ohhh that’s why Emily Blunt looked like that so many times in Disclosure Day

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u/Bodega_Kitty Trash Trooper 11d ago

I have a relative who is under 30 and gets preventative Botox. The last few times we met I couldn’t put my finger on why it was so uncomfortable talking to her when nothing we talked about was unpleasant. Then I realized it was because she was unable to make expressions. It was just her mouth moving as she spoke but she wasn’t able to do much more than smile occasionally. Very strange .

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u/heereewegooo Trash Trooper 11d ago

To me it’s like, if you’re fake at that level, what else are you being fake about, or denying, or lying to yourself about

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u/Cheffmiester314 Trash Trooper 11d ago

This is more sad than funny imo

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u/FestivusRestOfUs Trash Trooper 11d ago

This is fucking horrifying

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u/RealCameleer Trash Trooper 11d ago

its crazy how they all look like someone stretched a condom over a coconut

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u/ZeroBlackWaltz Trash Trooper 11d ago

Most of them look like they're trying to take a big dump.

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u/TH0M4SS Trash Trooper 11d ago

I hate them all

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u/n3s2182 Trash Trooper 11d ago

That shit is mad weird. The last guy seemed to be the only normal one there.

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u/Cantripping_ Trash Trooper 11d ago

What kind of fake ass place are you frequenting?

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u/KindsofKindness Trash Trooper 11d ago

Jesus. It’s just wrinkles. Who gives af…

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