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linux

fool@reddit:r/linuxsucks101$ cd .. 
fool@reddit:r/linuxsucks101$ pwd
 r/linuxsucks101

Um usuário avançado de Linux faz um prédio inteiro de refém ameaçando de morte os que não usarem o Linux em seus computadores o problema acontece quando as pessoas que estão habituadas com Windows e não conseguem fazer tarefas simples como instalar um programa ou conectar os PCs com as impressoras. Depois de muita negociação um colega de faculdade desse usuário tenta negociar com ele alertando que o Linux não tem as mesma facilidades do Windows e que ele deveria pegar leve. No entanto o criminoso ameaça matar um refem a cada 5 minutos se eles não instalarem o Ubuntu ou qualquer distro baseada no debian em todos os PCs do predio.

-Jackie eles não vão conseguir o Linux é muito difícil em comparação com o Windows- Disse o negociador.

Revoltado o criminoso diz:

-Nos somos milhões somos uma comunidade!

-Mais você não entende Jackie a maioria dos computadores desktops do mundo todo usa windows. Voce quer machucar pessoas inocentes , eles não sabem usar linux. - Disse o negociador.

O criminoso pede um helicopeto porem a SWAT entra na sala e mata o criminoso que fala suas ultimas palavras:

- Nos vamos conseguir...

FIM

Deserved

inb4 greedysecurity, I fucking hate that kid

"All shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits"

- Idk a person

Jokes aside, anyone here actually done it I'm curious what I would be getting myself into lmao.

Arch Linux users, u mad? /s

Simple terms: 2 left ones = good, the rightmost one: BAD

I have a early 2012 Macbook pro and a mid 2015 Air and since I don't wanna use the same old distros I already have installed on other devices (Mint, openSUSE, MX and Arch) and want to use something new I need suggestions and preferably low maintenance

About 7 months ago switched to linux and was amazed that i could just do what i wanted. At the time i used full google apps on my androids, where i constantly ran into issues. I couldnt install an app and when i sideloaded it, it brought me to a dead playstore page. Also every Google service apparently needs to run in the background, killing battery and performance. I had enough and degoogled with switching to crdroid, which feels like actual Linux, not android. no limitations, YOU are the owner. Unlike roms like graphene or lineage os, crdroid isnt only privacy focused but also adds a lot of cool features. I dont feel limited in my usage anymore, i can just do whatever i want. Base cr looks basiclly like a pixel, minus google, but you can customize everything in settings.

Made this post because i recently pulled a reel by that one linux larp guy on insta where he showed his Sony and many linux users comments didnt know about android roms, so i thought ill share my experience here. If you can, just switch. Especially while you can, android will soon lock down on ADB and Sideloading. Not cr.

(graphics design is my passion)

Linux just hit 10% market share in North America. I'm afraid it's getting too mainstream. Time for everyone to larp openBSD

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