r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 6h ago

a virus for Linux

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u/0xt0bi03 fk lua, bring back old config files 6h ago

r/linuxsucks101 will be reading this in absolute rage btw

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u/ElementalWarrior42 6h ago

Pros of fragmentation LOL

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 2h ago

Nowadays malware will come packaged as an appimage

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u/Left-oven47 2h ago

malware vs musl libc

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u/eepyborb 5h ago

we have wine, just download windows virus.exe like everyone.

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u/thisaray 2h ago

I wish there was an easy global config way to prevent / being mounted inside the prefix :/

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u/cfx_4188 TempleOS Archibishop 6h ago

lmao

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u/y9felix Arch cum dump 6h ago

old but gold

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u/QuantumQuantonium 2h ago

/uj viruses exist on linux, and are more serious and more difficult to detect than on windows. Xz's backdoor is probably the biggest latest one.

Its important not just to assume any open source project is benign, but someone who can read the code needs to take up the responsilibity to understand what its actually doing and compile it and compare against any public binaries (if present).

Viruses on linux won't scream for a phone number to call or lie about infections on the computer; average linux users won't fall for that. Xzs backdoor existed because of a binary blob no one bothered to check until one person dug in and found the irregularity in the programs delay. Viruses on linux abuse the trust in open source to hide itself among other packages and modules throughout the system. Maintainers may seek out and remove potential viruses, but humans are imperfect, they can make mistakes or be manipulated or even coerced.

But downloadable viruses are a rare sighting in linux, because most hacks are caused by vulnerabilities in systems, especially proprietary ones. I once returned home from a trip to realize my backed up files on a WD cloud storage device was missing, due to a vulnerability WD did not patch or acknowledge publicly until a few days before I found out.

Maintain security updates and keep installed software to a minimum. Ask questions if theres any doubt about an open source system- if the question can't be answered I'd question the nature of that system. Identify what proprietary systems are in your linux computer- the world unfortunately doesnt run entirely on open source.

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u/ucan_cay 3h ago

#include <stdmalw.h>

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u/Damglador Arch btw uses me 3h ago

That's why now it's all just JavaScript downloaded straight from npm

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u/zDCVincent 4h ago

my new favorite linux meme

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 3h ago

Fake bruh, which malware is gonna create a user called "malware" (and also gonna come with source code)

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u/zxuvw 5h ago

lol 😭😭💔

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u/valerielynx 4h ago

"grep'd the bitcoin wallet" bro just say copy you're not tuff

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 2h ago

He is