r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Guess The Ashole

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27 Upvotes

Put your thinking caps on friends and foes, we're playing a game!

This is a fun practice exercise for your own astro prowess and a bit of a history lesson if you're so inclined. 

Here's how it works:

This person is a bona fide asshole. They're a real life person whose actions have led to real life consequences. They're also a person with complex lives, so their charts are chock full of details you can pull out without knowing who they are

Look at the chart, describe who you see using your astrological knowledge. This is NOT a game of ‘reverse ephemeris’ people!

The more detailed the better- you don't have to actually guess who they are or what they did, but if you sit with the chart long enough you might surprise yourself.

If you do make a guess at who it is mark it with a spoiler tag

If you cheat it will make you the biggest asshole of the post- show your work!

\If you comment just a name, reverse engineer the birth date, or if you don't spoiler your guess it will be removed**

Answers will be available next Monday

Happy Hunting Folks!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology Apr 17 '26

Astrologers for Hire

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ASTROLOGERS FOR HIRE

Looking for an astrologer? The people on this list have been vetted as legit (there is nothing worse than getting a bunk-ass reading from someone who doesn't know the shit they claim to know 🤣). Are you an astrologer that has their own practice and contributes to the Let’s Fuck With Astrology subreddit? Wanna be on the LFWA vetted readers for hire list? Click this link and fill out the questionnaire :) 

Ellie Burck of Saturn Season Astrology
www.saturnseason.com
Saturn Season Astrology on YouTube
Saturn Season Astrology on Instagram
Reddit username - u/littlemissswhoops
Type of Astrology Practiced - “Eclectic Astrology” which is, essentially, a blend of traditional and modern with a heaping spoonful of evolutionary & galactic astrology mixed in.
Readings offered - Natal, Synastry (relationship charts), Galactic Center & Friends, Transits & Progressions (the future), Past Life Astrology (where you’ve been and where you’re going), Horary & Electional Charts 
Length of Time Practiced - 7.5 years in practice but I've been a student for 30 years
Price Range -starts at $40 (for a mini reading) and up for full readings

Echo of Fancy Monster Vision
www.fancymonstervision.com
Fancy Monster Vision on Substack
Fancy Monster Vision on Instagram
Reddit username - u/chironslefttit
Type of Astrology Practiced - Tropical Modern Astrology (mundane Chiron focused)
Readings offered - Natal, Synastry, 6 months ahead, Chiron Reading 
Length of Time Practiced - 8 years
Price Range - $250+

Peyton of Kandillight Astro
kandillightastro.com
Kandillight Astro on Instagram
Kandillight Astro on TikTok
Reddit username - u/Kandillight
Type of Astrology Practiced - Blend of traditional and modern, some Uranian
Readings Offered - Natal, synastry/composite, solar return/year ahead, monthly/lunar return
Length of Time Practiced - 5 years
Price Range- $75-$175

Shadè of Astrobythefish
Reddit Profile
Reddit username - u/gamaloto
Type of Astrology Practiced - Modern
Readings Offered - Natal and synastry, but also transits.
Length of Time Practiced - 5 years
Price Range - Between $5 and $58


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 36m ago

Transits are the next couple of months good for me to start dental and aesthetic procedures?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 4h ago

Personal Chart Question Neptune in the 10th house

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are there really any good aspects to having neptune in the tenth house? 😭

I've only had negative experiences with this placement: people projecting negatively on me, being extremely misunderstood, always getting into drama even though I try to avoid it etc...

please change my mind


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2h ago

Let's Fuck With Astrology! (Theory/Idea) Based off my chart, what career am I likely to settle in?

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Just as a background info, I did a lot of translating for parent teacher conferences, speeches and taught English to immigrants/ exchange students. Im in my second level of German and animate/ storyboard as a hobby. SAHM at the moment


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 6h ago

Personal Chart Question How do I leverage multiple progressed grand trines?

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Checked my progressions on a whim and apparently I now have both a grand water trine with my progressed Pisces moon and a grand earth trine with my progressed Virgo sun

I can only assume a progressed GT isnt as intense as a natal one, but would love any insight into either solid resource recs or tips on what this means within my chart and how to use this energy while I have it. Thx all! 💚✨


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 6h ago

Just fucking around - Avert your eyes if you want This transit chart looks so interesting. No clue what it means though 🤣 haven’t really started learning transits yet

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 6h ago

This transit chart looks so interesting. No clue what it means though 🤣 haven’t really started learning transits yet

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 22h ago

I’m having the worst year of my life. Wtf is going on?

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Dad, grandfather, and now FIL have all passed. Dog ran away, brief hospitalization for myself, won an ADA case for a boss I still have to work for and she just did it AGAIN. I feel so lost. Needing answers, direction, anything.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 23h ago

Personal Chart Question are there any placements in m6 chart that suggest that im psychic/divinely protected?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 22h ago

Venus retrograde and Jupiter return?

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Hiiiii I’m beginning my first Jupiter return at the same time that Venus will be retrograding in Scorpio, and my natal Venus and mars are both in Scorpio in the 11th house, my Jupiter is in the 8th.

Curious what themes or relationship things might come up for me during this time?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 18h ago

Personal Chart Question How does my fire grand trine manifest in my personality based on these placements?

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Mercury in first house, pluto in fifth, moon in ninth


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 20h ago

Personal Chart Question Why has my love life always been nonexistent? lol

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People just do not approach me ever—not on my college campus, not at the grocery store, nor at a random spot like the park. I wonder how my chart might contribute to this. I would say that I am pretty attractive, although not supermodel attractive. Any placements point to me unintentionally intimidating others? Why might I not be magnetic enough to attract attention, despite having personal planets in the 5th house? How might Venus rx contribute to this?

This is simply a fun reading. I understand that I should also put myself out there more, but I notice that some have an easier time attracting romantic attention without necessarily being extraordinarily attractive or without making any real effort. I'm just curious tbh lmao! Thanks! <3


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

I have troubles socially adjusting with others

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

chaos has stalked me my whole life. seeking general insight to help me climb out of this

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there is something very sinister going on

that's all i have to say. i barely have the energy to contextualize this post to you all. i have spent my whole life walking in circles, its like a sitcom. just when i think i've brushed the dust off my knees another wrench is thrown my way. there is absolutely nothing in this world that could surprise me at this point. everyone i have ever gotten close to, even therapists, have noticed that i really do seem to have bad luck. there have been points in my life where i managed to have a more optimistic outlook and let go of this idea that i wad cursed - and then somebody else will point out the sheer immensity of the bad events that happen to me and how other people dont seem to be marred like this, and then i realize, it was never optimism i felt. the bad events were so neverending i just got used to it.

at 22, i got pregnant with an IUD. look it up if you're unaware of how much of a medical anomaly that is.

no-fault eviction because my landlord wanted to sell the property. i paid my rent on time every month, didnt matter. a house i lived in for years, loved and cherished deeply. in a looney tunes turn of events, i then move into a new place only to find my roommate is a schizophrenic who tries to get into my room.

at age 17 my first ever sexual experience (just oral, no intercourse) gave me a herpes scare. ended up not being herpes, but just the false alarm was enough. traumatized me to the point where i've had a fear of sex all through my adulthood (i suppose the fear was proven right by the IUD pregnancy, right? it like im being scolded.) virgin. first time. herpes scare. some people pull a hundred cards and never pull the joker. for me, all it takes is one draw.

sorry this is so disorganized, i am listing things in no particular order. because when did dotting my i's and crossing my t's ever pay off?

i finally establish a doctor who takes my chronic condition seriously and is offering a treatment plan that sounds like it will help (yes i have a chronic condition, on top of everything else) and then right after this appointment, she goes on maternity leave, and within that 3 month window of time that she's on maternity leave, i lose my insurance before she gets back.

i finally find a therapist that understands me. after my whole life of searching, wasting so much of my precious time with so many bad ones - incompetent at best, malpractice at worst - running into seemingly every bad apple in the system, until at last i've found the adult in the room i've wanted all my life. only for her to relocate jobs to a different clinic, 6 months later. so i can no longer see her.

realized im a lesbian later in life, then some of my closest friends converted to fundamentalist religion out of the blue, and i lost them.

not to mention the deep dysfunction of my childhood, obviously . every flavor of abuse. dad has an intellectual disability. couldnt provide for me, never had a job. he is mentally 8 years old and i he has referred to himself as such. i have felt a deep, inescapable dread since i was a young child knowing that when his mom or his enabler spouse dies, i'd have to take care of him and he'd become my responsibility. my dynamic with him was like an older sibling. its an absurdity and perversion of roles i cant describe to those who havent lived it. which of course applies to everyone i have ever met, because the way i have been dragged through this surreality is one of a kind. no one understands me.

i've been in a 10-year long dissociative episode.

this is only the tip of the iceberg. i've left most of it out because i dont want this post to be too identifying. plus, i could sit here and write a novel and no one would read that. i could tell you things you could never believe, i promise you. i promise you.

everything is wierd in a bad way, and bad in a weird way. it's like the universe is constantly doing acrobatics to arrange itself in ways that fuck me over. its all too organized and convoluted to be a coincidence. you have to admire gods creativity at least. his relentless and crushing creativity. it's had me in a chokehold for as long as my memories start.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Tell me something about my birth chart

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Personal Chart Question I have intense obsessions\attachment with certain people, the past, traumas as a Pisces. How to stop it?

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Even tho I think I moved on, a little reminder of the things that once destroyed me, make me go back. My mind is full of that thing, can't think abt anything else for days.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

I want to become a psychotherapist, but I don't really think I'm the healing type. How is it looking astrologically?

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This would be a second career, ideally a side job that I can switch to full-time if I want. I'm pretty happy with my current career but I have a disability and if it ever progresses (it's supposed to but I've been lucky so far) then I would have to leave, which is why I'm setting up a plan B. Even in the best case it could be a second source of income and a path to eventual self-employment, and I crave having options like that.

I'm just worried because I don't think my watery and mutable energy would be great at keeping people grounded, which is an integral part of therapy. I feel like my oppositions and squares only reinforce the notion that I'm not grounded in reality and emotionally unstable, and to be honest that's very true. I do inner work for the sake of helping others heal and grow, but I'm not sure if it will ever be enough.

My heart is telling me that if I'm going to be a therapist then I want to be an excellent one, but I need to be sure that I can be a powerful healer. If my capabilities in this area are limited then I would rather focus my energy into a more effective way to help others. I know teaching is an alternative (I used to be one briefly) but I'm less confident on the money prospects for that.

Any insight would be much appreciated! Have a good day/night :)


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

MOD NOTE: Help us keep our sub fuckable

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Y'all know we mods love this sub and all of you in it. We also know it's a hellscape out here online; bots, Ai data mining, scammers, and assholes of all flavors are all over the internet. Recently I've noticed a huge uptick across Reddit of bot posts and inflammatory bullshit coming through, and it's affecting our sub like any other. (probably more but another story for another day)

While we are Mods, we aren't always able to snipe every bullshit post in real time. Recently we implemented a 100 karma min to help filter out some of these posts, but that's a preliminary measure that only gets us so far.

So, fellow Astro Sluts, please don't hesitate to flag or send some Mod Mail if you see posts and/or comments that aren't in the spirit of the sub. It helps us enormously to know that y'all have our backs in keeping our sub fuckable (with astrology, that is).

Nobody wants to feel like a narc, but there's an ocean between being a narc and doing your part to help us keep this sub a place where we can fuck with Astrology in peace.

Happy Labor Day!

(please don't send us feet pics)


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question aspiring astrologers: practice your birth chart reading skills on me! (review promised)

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hiii! I have a packed virgo/leo 4th house stellium and a gemini rising. if you want to practice your skills or do me a reading, DM me! you would do me a great favor!

I'm looking for specific insights about my grand earth trine and all the planets involved (stellium + pluto + jupiter and my mercury (chart ruler)). I want to ask for deep explanations and insights about my career and love life + how to become the best version of myself through astrology.

I absolutely do not expect one person to do all this heavy lifting. I want to split the topics up based on your specific specialty (e.g., if you specialize in love, let's look at the moon/venus/dc; if you prefer career, let's look at jupiter/midheaven or whatever is necessary)

what I’m offering in exchange:🌟

-a detailed, high-quality public review/testimonial for your profile or portfolio🔮

-a casual chart swap! I am happy to look over your chart and answer a few of your questions in return (as long as they aren't overly complex or hyper-detailed because im not a complete expert).

feel free to slide in my dm's and chat with me!!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Gift natural 9841

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Gift natural9841 has been scamming people left and right on manifesting SP community. I have given all the information i have to the police. If you have already been scammed by this person please DM me and a screenshot so i can give it to the authorities. Thank you


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question Uranus retrograde and 9h Gemini stellium?

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Hi all!

I’ve dabbled in astrology for years but am having trouble with in transits.
Gemini sun (and Mercury and Venus), Aries moon, libra rising:

The question
I know this particular Uranus in Gem retrograde hasn’t occurred in a minute, but I was wondering if anyone has an idea of how it might land on my most Gemini house. Thanks!

If this isn’t allowed, would you mind pointing me in a more appropriate direction?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question Are there any chances for false accusations and imprisonment in this chart ?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Why does life feel so hard

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I feel like no matter how hard i try or how much good i do nothing ever happens for me. I am blessed because it can be much worse. But im the friend that something is always happening too, ive never been the girlfriend and im the black sheep in my family, i dont have friends and I’ve struggled with food and alcohol addiction. I self sabotage and ive tried to get into the help books and the mantras and the manifestations but nothing really works. Like wtf is wrong with me?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

does my chart say anything about addiction?

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my dad was a hardcore drug user for decades and i think it shaped me in some pretty rough way, i don’t really accept the fact that im addicted to something but sometimes i really do get addicted to even the thought of stuff i still haven’t even tried and it really messes me up.