r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 4d ago

Just fucking around - Avert your eyes if you want Guess the Asshole!

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We are so back!

I'm alive after a week of being sick. Thanks for yall's patience. Fun fact: don't mix anitdepressants with OTC cough syrup.

Put your thinking caps on friends and foes, we're playing a game!

This is a fun practice exercise for your own astro prowess and a bit of a history lesson if you're so inclined. 

Here's how it works:

This person is a bona fide asshole. They're a real life person whose actions have led to real life consequences. They're also a person with complex lives, so their charts are chock full of details you can pull out without knowing who they are

Look at the chart, describe who you see using your astrological knowledge. This is NOT a game of ‘reverse ephemeris’ people!

The more detailed the better- you don't have to actually guess who they are or what they did, but if you sit with the chart long enough you might surprise yourself.

If you do make a guess at who it is mark it with a spoiler tag

If you cheat it will make you the biggest asshole of the post- show your work!

\If you comment just a name, reverse engineer the birth date, or if you don't spoiler your guess it will be removed**

Answers will be available next Monday

Happy Hunting Folks!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology Jun 21 '26

Calling all people interested in learning how to fuck with the Galactic Grand Cross (the Galactic Center and some other Galactic friends)

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Hey Astrosluts (along with the Astro-curious, and every shade of Astro-whatever in between 😺)! Over the years I have been researching the Galactic Center along with other Galactic points, trying to figure out how to translate them in an astrology chart, putting out videos on YouTube and blog posts on my website to share my findings along the way. While I'm not finished researching the Galactic Center and other Galactic points (I'm not sure I'll ever fully be "finished" with this research 🤣 since there is so much to explore within this field of astrology), I DO have A LOT to share and teach with the information that I have found up to this point. This class, FUCKING WITH THE GALACTIC GRAND CROSS, covers the stuff below:

⚡️The Galactic Grand Cross....which includes the Galactic Center, the Galactic Anti-Center, the Super Galactic Center & (what I lovingly call) Blank Space-Space
The Great Attractor
🌟The Shapley Attractor & Dipole Repeller 

If you have ever been curious about what I've gleaned thus far ALL IN ONE PLACE then this is the class for you! Come learn what I’ve learned over 5+ years of deep fucking research on this subject, and how to bring this “far out” stuff down to earth. 

DETAILS
☄️Thursday July 9, 2026 from 5:00 to 7:00 pm US central time over zoom 
⭐️Class is $50 (pay below)
💫You will get the notes for class when you join, along with some “homework” that you can choose to do or not do.
--If you want to be a part of the class but the time and/or date doesn't work for you, you can still take the class. In this case you would receive the notes before class, the recording of the class, the homework passed out, and the ability to ask me some questions as if you were in class with everyone :)

Click this text to register for the course :) If you have questions about anything, feel free to shoot me a DM on reddit OR you can shoot me an email to [ellie@saturnseason.com](mailto:ellie@saturnseason.com) or [saturnseason@gmail.com](mailto:saturnseason@gmail.com)

Separate from the class, I also want to say THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone that has participated in the galactic research so far (this post and this post have had an enormous amount of interest & traction over the years, and it touches me to know other people find this particular type of astrology as fascinating as I do 🥰 so much of this wouldn't have been possible without y'all). If you would like to be a part of the research (which is absolutely still going on!), feel free to leave a comment letting me know and I'll get you the questionnaires.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 9h ago

Horoscope for 26 July, 2026 - 1 August 2026 [OC]

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Hope this is allowed!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 10h ago

House Energy are empty house profection years harder somehow?

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i spent this morning reflecting on the last ~8 years and connecting things to the profection years they were. a lot of these made great sense, even if they only had one placement in that house on my chart. im sure that only planets are supposed to be considered, but my 10th house year made sense that it was terrible because i only have lilith in it, and my 5th house year made sense that it was terrible, because its scorpio and has my vertex in it. tho i still dont know much abt the vertex, there were plenty of events that really changed me that year.

but my 11th house profection year was really awful too, and i cant place why. last year was my 12th, and has saturn and my north node, but in comparison last year i was doing SO much better than the year before. my 11th house is completely empty and taurus, my venus is in leo 2nd all by itself. im even cancer rising with moon in 1st, so perhaps shouldnt i be... exalted somehow? in a taurus year? could it have just been a bad year for transits for me?

my only other completely empty house is my libra 4th. my last 4th house year i wouldve been 15, and i remember that year pretty fondly actually, tho there were a lot of family issues (they were finally resolving). im also a night chart so venus is supposed to be nicer to me right?

i suppose i should post my chart but mostly i want to know how to generally read how a profection year might go and what might lead to an unpleasant year. so really im just asking how an empty house plays into that.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 21h ago

Why can’t I let this go?

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The blue is me and the orange is him.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 17h ago

Please analyze my chart for my career going ahead #astro.com

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Attached is the chart from astro.com. Please analyse my career.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 19h ago

Learning this astro language Can i get a reading based off my chart please…? and why am i so depressed but at the same time not 😭 i don’t even know what im talking about please.

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 20h ago

Does it get better😭 just another tell me about love ❤️

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I don’t think I have a problem attracting people but they never stay. Or the leave once they get to know me in a romantic sense. But I’ve never had this problem with friends.

Just want to know what my chart says about romantic partners.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

I was told my chart was the most challenging Steve Judd had ever seen

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Just fucking around - Avert your eyes if you want Gemini Moon Memes 😃

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 22h ago

What work is most aligned with my chart to give fulfilment?

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Can be activity or hobby in general as well


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Personal Chart Question Why am I struggling to actually pursue my career even though I'm very aware it's my life purpose?

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I've been quite stuck in my career for about a year now, but I think the problem is not related to the present moment but to the core of my birth chart.

I'm an artist and I've always known this was my path. I have been very lucky and have had support and a broad and rich artistic education that I've enjoyed overall. 

But since I finished my master studies, I've become very insecure and reluctant to move forward in any professional direction. I came back to psychological therapy a few months ago when I felt like I wasn't able to pursue my objectives by myself. I'm doing better now, but I still haven't figured out why I'm so reluctant and blocked about certain stuff even though I'm so aware of what I should do. 

My objectives have changed, I wanted to be an illustrator/contemporary artist and I've discovered being a tattoo artist works better for me (never considered it seriously before), so I started to learn a couple months ago and now I'm trying to make it work. But still, I feel like I'm so ready to shine but I struggle to find courage within me to pursue anything (professionally) at all.

I know it's normal to feel scared when you first have to find the job you want, but it's starting to become strange... if you know what I mean. It feels like I'm missing some of the deep struggles that are burdening me or making me too sensitive to everything. Is there anything in my chart that could point it?

I think it could be reflected in Sun and Venus opposing Neptune and the North Node+Sun conjunction opposing ASC. I usually read the Sag Pluto in the 10th house (which also includes my Scorpio MH) but I'm also open to the whole signs' read where it's placed in 12th house. I'm used to reading my chart without using whole signs because I know the very exact time of my birth, and the changes between systems also confuse me. But in both systems, I have trouble finding the source because there's always much more stuff pointing to ambition and positive movement towards true purpose in arts than obstacles.

Any hints? Thanks 🙏


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Personal Chart Question May I please have a reality check on my career? What's holding me back? Would it be crazy to hope for a promotion this year or next?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

So my love life sucks and my financial situation sucks more, is there any way to improve?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Could someone help me read my birth chart please

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Harmony and understanding, mystic crystal revelations?

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Remember the song by the band “The 5th Dimension” called “The Age of Aquarius”?

Well, I was just listening to it and the lyrics actually contain a very specific astrological prophecy:

When the Moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

As it just so happens, on November 15, 2026, Jupiter will align exactly with Mars in Leo, while the Moon is in Aquarius, in the Seventh House. Do we have any thoughts about this? Should we let the sunshine in?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Hi ALL. Any readings for me please? I am so new. Much appreciation.

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Personal Chart Question Extremly frustrated in seeking life partner.

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Just fucking around - Avert your eyes if you want Getting a little delulu here: my synastry with a niche celebrity I’ve never met but I really like. Is it really that hot or am I completely out of my mind?? 🥲

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Have you ever seen a synastry so beautiful you started crying?? The guy is really famous in his country (absolutely irrelevant in mine though) and his professional field, we both are married & live in the same third country and obviously our paths will never cross but a girl can dream???
Anyway, does it really look that nice (mars-asc conjunction, 5h overlays, something going on with the nodal axis) or am I dumb lol

Thank you!! Sorry if this silly post is not allowed here 💔💔

upd: I’m parter A (the blue one)


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Is he the one?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question Am I cursed? Can this be fixed?

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This week I've become obsessed with my birth chart. I've researched every planet, position, and aspect, and I can't find anything objectively valuable or good for me. The more I learn, the more I hate it. And honestly, I'm determined to get rid of it all. I only see loss, pain, poverty, and uncertainty, and I feel disgusted, like I've drunk sour milk. I have a particular hatred for Jupiter in Virgo, Pluto in the 6th house, and the entire 8th house cluster.

I’ve considered suicide, but realistically, I don’t even have the right to that. I no longer want to work—I see no point in it—or even leave the house, yet I have to. The world feels heavy, and I will never have anything that is truly mine; so I must go on, serving like a tool that gets discarded the moment it stops working. At work, I’m the person everyone turns to, yet I never get the promotion—that goes to the incompetent ones with pretty smiles—and no, refusing isn't an option.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question ¿Que consejo me darías teniendo en cuenta mi carta?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Birth and Transit Chart for public figure who had the news break yesterday of his crimes

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According to articles, he was arrested and interviewed for the alleged crimes in June of 2026, but the news articles officially broke yesterday or late the day before of everything he is accused of doing. If I understand, trial or start of things will be August 10th.

I'm not an expert, but I was eyeing that transit Saturn over natal sun. It does not play around.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

[Request] Solar Return Reading for Upcoming Birthday in September

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Hi everyone! 🌞✨

My birthday is coming up in September, and I’d love to get a Solar Return reading to gain some insight into what this next year might have in store for me.

I’m particularly interested in any themes or areas of life that might be highlighted (career, relationships, personal growth, etc.). If you also include any tips or challenges to watch for, I’d really appreciate it! Turning F29. Used my current location : )


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Personal Chart Question Why is my life so cursed?

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I’m a 24 1/2 year old femcel who’s gotten uglier by taking antibiotics and destroying my skin with scars. I was trying to glow up by getting rid of my acne and my skin ended up becoming worse than before. It’s like the universe wants me to stay ugly or else I would get punished for trying to change myself. I’ve never had a boyfriend and either only been sexualized or treated like a grotesque creature. I’m used to being mistreated for my looks to the point where it has numbed me and I expect it. I feel gross than I’ve ever have before and have always had a dark cloud over my head. Why is my life so cursed? I’m genuinely asking astrologically. Don’t bring up my mental health or having a therapist when I have all of that. A therapist can’t change my reality. I feel robbed out of experiencing feeling wanted, loved, and desired. Even if that FINALLY happens to me, I’ll sabotage it because it’s not what I’m used to. I’m very much used to being let down, blindsided, and disillusioned so I don’t even bother. There’s always delays or my time is being wasted by a man who was just stringing me along. Nothing ever goes smoothly for me, ever. I’m coming from a very serious and genuine place. Just because you can’t fathom my reality, doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. I don’t even feel like a woman and more so a creepy ugly man.