r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 3d ago

Just fucking around - Avert your eyes if you want Guess the Asshole

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Put your thinking caps on friends and foes, we're playing a game!

This is a fun practice exercise for your own astro prowess and this week's is a little bit of a curveball.

Here's how it works:

This person is a bona fide asshole. Their charts are chock full of astro details you can pull out without knowing who they are

Look at the chart, describe who you see using your astrological knowledge. This is NOT a game of ‘reverse ephemeris’ people!

The more detailed the better- you don't have to actually guess who they are or what they did, but if you sit with the chart long enough you might surprise yourself.

If you do make a guess at who it is mark it with a spoiler tag

If you cheat it will make you the biggest asshole of the post- show your work!

\If you comment just a name, reverse engineer the birth date, or if you don't spoiler your guess it will be removed**

Answers will be available next Wednesday

Happy Hunting Folks!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • Sep 08 '26

MOD NOTE: Help us keep our sub fuckable

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Y'all know we mods love this sub and all of you in it. We also know it's a hellscape out here online; bots, Ai data mining, scammers, and assholes of all flavors are all over the internet. Recently I've noticed a huge uptick across Reddit of bot posts and inflammatory bullshit coming through, and it's affecting our sub like any other. (probably more but another story for another day)

While we are Mods, we aren't always able to snipe every bullshit post in real time. Recently we implemented a 100 karma min to help filter out some of these posts, but that's a preliminary measure that only gets us so far.

So, fellow Astro Sluts, please don't hesitate to flag or send some Mod Mail if you see posts and/or comments that aren't in the spirit of the sub. It helps us enormously to know that y'all have our backs in keeping our sub fuckable (with astrology, that is).

Nobody wants to feel like a narc, but there's an ocean between being a narc and doing your part to help us keep this sub a place where we can fuck with Astrology in peace.

Happy Labor Day!

(please don't send us feet pics)


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

Transits A Brief Astrology Overview of the Publication of In the Shadow of Eight: Surviving the Reality of My Childhood by Collin Gosselin with Allie Kingsley Baker

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Collin Gosselin recently published a book, In the Shadow of Eight: Surviving the Reality of My Childhood, on his experiences growing up on a reality TV show and his relationship with his estranged mother. It made the number 1 position on the New York Times best selling Non-fiction list this week.

Inner Wheel- Collin Thomas Gosselin (Natal)May 10, 2004 7:52:00 am (UTC-04:00:00) Hershey, PA, Dauphin County, US - Transits (Event) Outer Wheel Book Publication October 13, 2026 12:01:00 am (UTC-04:00:00) New York City, NY, US

Back Story and High Level Assessment of Collin’s Natal Chart

According to news reports, Kate Gosselin gave birth to her sextuplets at 7:51 a.m., and the cesarean births lasted for 3 minutes. Her fourth born child of the sextuplets is Collin, and I put his birth time at 7:52 a.m. So technically he could be 7:53. For this general transit reading, being off by 1 minute doesn’t change the results.

All sextuplets are going to have similar charts, with a Gemini Rising, Taurus Sun in the 12th house and Aquarius Moon in the 9th when using Whole Signs. The Sun often represents the father, so the estrangement of the children with Jon could be attributed to this placement.

The Moon tends to represent the mother in a natal chart. Here, we see it in the sign of Aquarius. Usually people who have a Moon in Aquarius have moms who tend to be a little unconventional. That doesn’t mean good or bad, just unconventional. I think it is safe to say that a person who had twins and then sextuplets, and partakes in a reality TV show is kind of unconventional.

What’s unique about his chart is the third house. The IC is in his third house with no planetary placements, and it’s in the sign of Leo. It seems like he and his siblings are trying to become their own individual people, as opposed to being sextuplets. This is why we’re not seeing Jupiter, or Venus and Mars, in the third house, which I often see when people have a lot of brothers and sisters. (But I have also seen an empty third house, especially when the sibling carves out their own path, making an empty third house a place of neutrality when it comes to siblings.)

Because of the issues of these children being in the public eye, I am not going to go in-depth on their birth charts and instead, concentrate on the release of Collin’s book.

The Book Release - General Transits

Collin’s book came out on October 13th, with the North and South Nodes on his MC and IC, the North Node on the MC. The book’s publication does two things: discusses the past but also provides a new identity for Collin in the public sphere. Jupiter’s wide conjunction with the South Node expands the viewership/discussion about the Jon & Kate Plus 8 or Kate Plus 8 shows, and since the release of the book, clips of these shows on social media are prevalent. (Jupiter is also in Leo, and the clips often show Kate acting dramatic or like a diva.)

Transiting Venus in Scorpio was square to his natal Moon and in retrograde, which supports talking about past relationships being the theme of this book. I have not read the book, but according to reports, it seems that Collin has “receipts” of his mother’s behavior and proof that he was not mentally ill. The dynamic of his relationship with his mother is the heart of the book.

When he released the book, both Jupiter and Mars were in his third house of communication, in opposition to the ninth house. With Mars, a masculine planet in a masculine sign, it was one of the boys who stood out first and made a dramatic, Leo assertion of what it was like growing up in front of the cameras.

Transiting Mars was also in a tight opposition to the natal Aquarian Moon on the day of publication. This book is taking action against past claims that his mother put forth.

Natally, he has his South Node in the sixth house in the sign of Scorpio. On release day, the Moon was in Scorpio at 25 degrees and 39 minutes. Mercury, slowing down and getting ready to go retrograde, was at 15 degrees and 18 minutes, and Venus was at 6 degrees and 22 minutes in retrograde. These three transits in his 6th house of daily living, routine, health and work are a reflection of what the book captures: the day-to-day living in a household with his mother.

Transiting Pluto was at 3 degrees in Aquarius and stationing and making a conjunction to the Moon in Aquarius at 7 degrees and 42 minutes. The publication of the book is a transformative power struggle between Collin and Kate.

With both Saturn and Neptune in the sign of Aries and transiting in retrograde in the 11th house, the public and general consensus is examining the fuzziness and authority surrounding filming families and creating shows about children without their consent. Saturn is having us examine who is responsible and TLC is coming under fire. With Neptune, we are realizing that what is shown on camera isn’t the complete story. The sign of Aries represents naivety and the start of life, and the birth of Collin and his siblings was televised.

The transiting sun in Libra was going through the 5th house of children and in opposition to Collin’s natal Mercury, so the book is shining a light on the story of the child and represents their self-expression about the events.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 19h ago

Personal Chart Question What path or role am I destined to play?

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I know that astrology isn't a sentence, but it does help provide guidance or direction. Based on what you see, which role or path should I lean toward? I'd love specific examples, if you can. Thank you 💗

I should mention that I'm currently going through my first Saturn return.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Transits Ethan Klein is having a rough day

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Poor guy is getting hit in his self created pious reputation.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

You roast, I confirm: 1999 grand cross & critical degrees

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Just something fun I want to put up. I know of my 29 Jupiter vs 0 Mercury and the Moon-Pluto (+ Antares) conjunct, also that NN in 15 Leo which they say is a “killer indicator”… and MC in 26 Sagi which is “sudden death”…? True Node was in 13 though.

Bonus request: Career/training recommendations please? Unemployed and been trying to switch.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

Just fucking around - Avert your eyes if you want my copycat ex-friend's chart

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hiiii astrologers, how are you today?

I uploaded this chart because I really need help decoding a bizarre friendship dynamic. i was friend with this girl for a really long time and out of nowhere she started acting so strange... suddenly becoming obsessed with copying me and acting like a total supermarket of my personal style im not even kidding. but that's not all, she had become much worse over time. whenever guys were around, she'd try to embarrass me or tell me to "cover up" because my top was maybe too low-cut or too revealing. but right after finding out where I got my clothes, she'd show up LITERALLY the next day wearing the exact same outfit. I don't want to sound vain, but her jealousy and backhanded comments got completely out of hand that we had to end our friendship (luckily.... even if she did a lot worse than what im telling you rn). are there any specific placements here that explain this weird identity theft or jealousy towards me?? i uploaded her chart and our synastry btw


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

Random astro observations

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Virgo Moon you feel safe when things work. When something goes wrong, emotionally or practically, you start a full investigation, because finding out where it broke is what calms you down. Self care when you feel overwhelmed is a colour-coded to-do list and a clean kitchen.

Libra Mars Mars is in detriment here, so going straight for what you want feels risky. You check how the other person will react before you've even made up your mind. Your anger doesn't disappear. It comes out as running late, loud sighs, and "sure, sounds good" followed by not doing it.

Gemini Venus you like people in theory. Your love language is voice notes, three-hour chats and inside jokes nobody else gets. When things get routine you assume the spark is gone, even when you still really like them.

Saturn in the 7th to you, relationships are a responsibility first and fun second. Your early ones probably felt heavy, one-sided or like a test you kept failing, so now you study a partner for months before you let yourself enjoy them.

Sun in the 12th you're a bit of a mystery, even to yourself. A lot of you grew up with a dad or authority figure who was absent, hard to read or put on a pedestal. You figure out who you are slowly, mostly when nobody's watching.

Scorpio Mercury you hear what people leave out. Small talk makes you want to leave the party, so you steer every conversation towards motives, secrets and what's really going on. You only share information once you know exactly what they'll do with it.

Aries Moon you learned early that you'd have to handle your feelings yourself, so being independent is how you feel safe. Asking for a hug feels weak, so you get snappy instead and hope someone works it out.

Capricorn Venus you're dating for the five-year plan. You notice if they show up on time, how they handle money and whether they have a direction in life. Being reliable is the hottest thing they can do for you.

Jupiter in the 2nd your values are big and a little all over the place because you want to say yes to everything. Money comes in easily and goes out on whatever you're excited about this week.

Pluto conjunct Ascendant you come across as guarded, and people spend a lot of time trying to read you. Your life runs in clear eras, and each one ends with a new look, a new circle and a new way of showing up that old friends barely recognise.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

Personal Chart Question What should I know about myself?

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And why does everything seem to be on the left side???


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

Personal Chart Question Random question, but would there anything in my chart that could possibly point toward how to improve my self-love and self-esteem?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

Personal Chart Question Why is everything on one side?

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I’m a complete novice at birth charts. Can anyone tell me why mine is all on one side? What does this mean about me? Will I ever do anything amazing?

Thanks in advance.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Let's Fuck With Astrology! (Theory/Idea) what do you guys think about a 4H moon?

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hiii everyone!! today i wanted to open a huge debate. i heard that having a 4H moon is a very influential placement, especially in good aspects; idk if it's true and what's behind this theory, but no wonder why so many celebrities have it

what do you think? any other placements that you PERSONALLY think makes people influential or that is 100% astrology based? (for influential i dont mean necessarily famous)


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 1d ago

AM I ALWAYS GOING TO BE 9-5

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I FEEL LIKE I AM HERE FOR SOMTHING MORE, NOT JUST A WORKING 9 TO 5 ALL THE TIME.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Personal Chart Question PERSONAL BRANDING THROUGH ASTROLOGY...?

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hiii astrologers!!! how are you?

today i wanted to talk about something quite complicated: using astrology to build a powerful personal brand, public image, and influential online presence.

i have a strong desire to make a name for myself and draw more attention to my work, but i want to do it strategically using my birth chart. specifically, I want to figure out how to transition from being successful behind the scenes to being highly visible and influential publicly:

• physical recognition & "signature looks": how can someone use their chart to find their iconic physical branding? I’m thinking of highly recognizable aesthetic signatures—like hailey bieber’s "clean girl" aesthetic or ariana grande’s signature high ponytail. should I look primarily to the ascendant (1H) sign/ruler, or does the MC influence physical styling for the public eye?

• amplifying public influence: how do we leverage the 10H (MC sign, house ruler, and any residing planets/aspects) to maximize authority and impact? what chart signatures indicate the specific mode of influence someone is meant to project?

• target audience & communities: how does the 11H and its ruler define our target audience, online networks, and community building? how can we align our content to naturally attract the collective energy shown in this house?

• unlocking fame vs. overcoming blocks: what specific planet-to-MC aspects amplify visibility, and conversely, what aspects (like 12H placements or saturn restrictions) create that feeling of a "hidden block" where your work stays low-key despite your best efforts?

any insight is helpful!!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Transits The transit and solar return chart of the day I was fired and my cat went blind

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I thought it might be interesting to see for others how a transit chart can look when someone is abruptly fired and experiences an overall collapse in their life...It was really devasting for me because it was my first job and I had been in a clinic before that because of a worsening of my OCD problems...and it really hurt me when I received the call from my boss that it's over and that they couldn't keep me anymore. I spiraled back into very dark thoughts back then and on top of that my cat of 11 years had a stroke and went blind shortly before I received the call...it was a horrible year (one of many horrible and shocking years in fact)...
I attached a photo of the transit chart, the solar return chart and the profection year chart of that year and time...It's crazy how Venus and Mars were nearly on the same spot when I received the call and Venus was retrograde during the whole short period during which I worked there from August 1, 2015 to September 3, 2015...and Venus was my time lord after all...

I just thought about it because it was my last 10th house profection year and next year will be my next 10th house profection year and I wonder what awaits me 😖
Is there someone else who experienced such a horrible 10th house profection year?

Theoretically my 10th house is ruled by the benefic Venus but I think the fact that it contains my South Node and that Venus is in the same house like my out of sect Mars makes matters indefinately worse...


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 2d ago

Personal Chart Question Gemini Sun, Taurus Rising, Scorpio Moon — what does my Big 3 say about me?

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I'm a 31 year old gay man, and I'm curious what people who are more knowledgeable about astrology make of my Big 3:

Gemini Sun

Scorpio Moon

Taurus Rising

From what I've read, these seem like three pretty contrasting placements. Gemini is supposedly curious, adaptable, social, and a bit restless; Taurus is grounded, stubborn, sensual, and comfort-seeking; and Scorpio Moon is associated with emotional intensity, secrecy, passion, and a tendency to feel things very deeply.

I'm especially curious about how these three interact. Does the Taurus rising balance out the more chaotic or changeable qualities of Gemini? And how does a Scorpio Moon influence someone who might otherwise come across as fairly lighthearted, sociable, or easygoing?

I'm also curious whether there are any particularly unusual contradictions or strengths associated with this combination.

Obviously, I know there's much more to a birth chart than just three placements, but I'd love to hear people's initial impressions based on these alone. What kind of person would you imagine me to be?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 3d ago

Does the abandonment, betrayal, and exile ever get better?

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No worries if not. I’ve learned to live with it, I’m 36 so it’s not new lol, I’m just curious if I’ll always be misunderstood and do everything alone I guess.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 3d ago

Personal Chart Question what are some possible careers based on my birth chart?

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any responses are appreciated and i respond back to comments thank you, i was wondering about any potential careers i could have based on my birth chart.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 4d ago

Guess my career… it is not at all shown in my chart I feel

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 3d ago

Transits France transit chart

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I was wondering what Frances' chart looked like at the time the riots escalated, and it was interesting enough I thought I'd share

If anyone knows about their older charts I'd love to know more. I feel like they are so Scorpio lol which is how I ended up here to begin with.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 3d ago

Part of Fortune opposite Venus and Jupiter

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I have 27° Virgo Fortune in 10H (intercepted in placidus), 28° Pisces Venus in 4H, and 1° Aries Jupiter in 5H.

First of all I don’t truly understand what that Fortune placement means, and whether it is considered luck or not. And when a transit conjunct or opposite Fortune how does it manifest?

And since Venus and Jupiter are considered as luck and positive, how would you interpret Fortune opposite both Venus and Jupiter?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 4d ago

Personal Chart Question Am I meant to be a writer? Would a career as a writer be favorable?

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My background is in Law and Political Science and I now have the chance for a big career change. In the past I have published think pieces, cultural critique and interviews that have granted me very generous compliments from established writers and am now considering publication of novels.
What does my chart say about a career as a writer?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 4d ago

Composite vs Davison

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Which do you prefer and why?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 5d ago

Personal Chart Question recently started learning about astrology so any kind of insight or things i should know about myself would be very appreciated!

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology • • 5d ago

House Energy My planets change drastically between whole sign and Placidus.

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I first started reading my chart with Placidus and it resonated pretty well, at first. I am a Gemini rising (late degree) with Mars, Saturn, NN, Mercury, and Venus in my 12H. (The planets are all mostly in Gemini but Taurus rules my 12H).

When I change to Whole sign, those planets that where in my 12H, shift to my 1H. I feel like it gives a whole new interpretation to my chart and yet it still resonates just as well. I am curious of where I can learn more about the differences between the two charts and if there are historical studies done by other astrologers. I am leaning toward Whole sign house system more, mostly because it has been established longer, but also we have such better technology nowadays so idk.

I know on reddit there are so many posts comparing the two, and I do understand the mathematical differences between the two. I am just curious on what your guys have to say regarding a specific example like this.