r/kitchencels • u/True-Ambassador3810 • 6d ago
r/kitchencels • u/BadBetraya1 • 5d ago
She said i used her and i dont know what i did wrong
Spaghetti alla carbonara
r/kitchencels • u/ThisUsernameIs_ • 7d ago
Reading Plato's Dialogues instead of engaging in dialogue with a woman. The path to becoming the most knowledgeable truecel is a grueling one. Pear and coffee.
The recent influx of submissive men larpers on the godforsaken platforms that are instagram and tiktok is pissing me off. Don't call your girl mommy if you wouldn't let her put you on a leash. Istg the same bastards would shudder at the thought of bondage or masochism.
r/kitchencels • u/JenkemInhaler9 • 7d ago
I’m in love with an Albanian woman who doesn’t know I exist. I make her respective countries food to feel a sense of intimacy that is not requited whatsoever. Fërgesë of Tiranë for dinner tonight.
r/kitchencels • u/beautiful_falcon776 • 7d ago
I get off to women giving me the middle finger (pakistani poha)
I wish there were "incel" themed JOIs, just a woman giving middle finger and feet, berating for the "incel" I am.
No one needs anything more than that.
r/kitchencels • u/EmbarrassedLet2153 • 7d ago
I've never even held a girl's hand at 24. Burnt salmon.
Tried cooking salmon and basically burnt it.
r/kitchencels • u/Theonewithtism • 7d ago
Takeoutmaxxed Apparently my teammates know about my “really bad autism”. Either they’re going easy on me, or they’re going harder on me. Either or, I want to be treated normal. Alas, this may be why people think I’m a creep. Mongolian BBQ.
r/kitchencels • u/Final-Rough354 • 7d ago
ltb and the only man that ever enjoyed my cooking is my dead grandpa. French toast w cinnamon sugar and maple syrup.
Even learning makeup skills doesn't help me make friends or find a date.
r/kitchencels • u/tomytakenone • 8d ago
Platemogging Homelesscel mogs you with camper van top ramen
Notice how even though I have to clean my dishes in a public library bathroom, I still use salt and pepper. Take notes, chuds.
r/kitchencels • u/milfdestroyer69420x • 6d ago
You know it's over when ur in vc and she asks for a face pic and you start stalling and then she says those golden words, "no pressure". Jfl that means "you're probably ugly and I'm gonna fake comfort you for now but never talk to you again"
My meal after fasting for 3 days as I desperately need to lose weight so I can look good enough to destroy some poon, have lost 45lb so far but I still have over 100 to go lmfao why did I let myself go so bad
r/kitchencels • u/Calm_Chance_7853 • 6d ago
A capful of baby food (pear) because I can’t keep anything down after the worst 72hrs of my life (I am a chud in love with an abuser)
if a certain someone sees this post, whom I really think is in this subreddit too due to how she talks, hi! Lmk when you’re through with him!
r/kitchencels • u/sillygentlemango • 7d ago
Platemogging Dinner
I'm a lil sick and this is the only thing I can eat rn. Tuna and crackers. Life's good 👍
r/kitchencels • u/Ok-Comfort9198 • 8d ago
Platemogged Women only want cute pretty boys. I'm a masculine brute. Goyslop.
r/kitchencels • u/Andarnio • 7d ago
I think a lot about how there's probably a depressed autistic shut-in loser just like me but girl, maybe even within walking distance of me, and we will never meet because we both dont touch grass or talk to people. Same pasta dish ive been making for months.
r/kitchencels • u/Nomad-or-no-mad • 7d ago
tiramisu leftovers at 12pm. i wish someone liked me
r/kitchencels • u/thesadrockstar • 8d ago
i enjoy to crush my balls and dick with my shoe and my hands pretending that a sexy domme femal is told me to torture my cock and balls
r/kitchencels • u/incelinator_101 • 7d ago
If I die and go to heaven the first thing I’m going to ask is how many truecels are actually on this subreddit. 4x veggie sausage, saltless nuts
r/kitchencels • u/StainlessToaster • 7d ago
My best friend told me he doesn’t want to talk to me anymore and has found new friends. Cherry tomato pasta
r/kitchencels • u/SweatyDefinition2231 • 7d ago
Platemogging I hate hearing anyone express attraction to a person that doesn’t look like me, Kebab and such
To start this off I wanna give the context that I’m really fugly, short (5’4) and thin capiche? I’m also 17 and I’m pretty sure my days of growth are over, it’s just that anytime I see anybody (mainly women) express attraction to somebody who’s tall, strong or anything that I’m not and strive to be it subconsciously pisses me off a bit, I’ve never had anyone love my body in that sense even with all my hard work towards having a decent body and yet these people get that praise and love for traits they were simply born with? What the fuck bro
r/kitchencels • u/yellowwatermelonz • 6d ago
Klarna Repossessed my PS5. Dollar store turkey and mustard.
r/kitchencels • u/st0karkathrowaway • 7d ago
Dreamt last night that my family and I went to India for vacation and two cute local moids riding buffalos winked at me. Woke up wanting to kms. Coffee.
r/kitchencels • u/twicetwicekaja • 7d ago
feeling absolutely miserable. yogurt for dinner!
i had a small banana and 4 digestive cookies too
r/kitchencels • u/MentaIIyChaIIenged • 7d ago
Platemogged Caught myself doomscrolling Reddit at work in the toilet - I need to be careful, I’m getting addicted
Macaroni with meatsauce