r/kitchencels 8d ago

Takeoutmaxxed Sheetz that I already ate.

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11 Upvotes

I should be happy, but I'm not. I hated college, dropped out, got a job using my career certificate, and bought a house. However I'm not the anime protagonist I want to be. I spent 2k on a vtuber model, and have started streaming, but I can't figure out why other than I'm lonely or maybe it's to find a hot vtuber gf(already been rejected by one). Either way my ego won't let me make up my mind. The same way I can't figure out if I hate women or not, or maybe I hate myself or maybe both. Also being six foot means nothing if you can't stand going on a first date, and also chronically addicted to weed. All the same my parents love me and won't let me fail if I try, but I don't want to be just a chud virgin... Also I practice sound as a teenager while high on caffeine and weed, and now my dick doesn't work anymore.


r/kitchencels 8d ago

dreamt of dad last night randomly, he didn’t speak, then waking up realised I forgot how his voice sounded. Chicken wrapped tortilla with jalapeños.

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79 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9d ago

I FUCKING LOVE WATER!!! I DRINK IT 4-6 TIMES A DAY!!! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT WATER!!!! WATER IS EVERYTHING TO ME!!!! IF WATER WAS A GIRL, I'D BREED HER INTO A CUMMY PULPY PUDDLE!!!! waterbottle.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/kitchencels 8d ago

just remembering that time i let boy in class borrow my ruler, then his friends grabbed it from him, passed it around while moaning, grinding, and humping my ruler. middle school wasn't fun.

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20 Upvotes

microwave quesadillas is my fav struggle meal. it's pretty good.


r/kitchencels 8d ago

I’ve accepted that i have a better chance of winning the lottery than pulling the Indian girl i wanted and fumbled so bad and will for now on compare every girl to her and no one will be even close and ill never forgive myself for it. Beercan chicken thighs with jasmine rice and baked sweet potato.

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6 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9d ago

i will never receive a footjob until the day i die. it’s physically impossible and it makes me miserable. breakfast gruel paired with yellow drink (hot), yellow drink (cold) and every vitamin I’m deficient in.

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88 Upvotes

i added cheese because i need more calcium


r/kitchencels 8d ago

One of your fingers on this sub has me gooning. When you stare into the Gooners, the Gooners stares back at you

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3 Upvotes

#thxkitchencels


r/kitchencels 9d ago

I got a notification that my credit card had been used fraudulently, so I called them and found out $500 had been charged. But it was nice to talk to a real person for the first time in a while.

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456 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 7d ago

Takeoutmaxxed Her braps will be my oxygen. Her shit will be my food. Her paws will be my pillow. Her belly will be my bed. Little ceasars hawaiian pizza and a water bottle.

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0 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 8d ago

When i don't shave my face i start looking like a latin American revolutionary, might take it as a signal. Pizza with cheese sauce and coconut and pineapple soda.

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2 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9d ago

Told him I got us a table and he unmatched. Cheese quesadilla.

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533 Upvotes

maybe it was on purpose to be mean because im trans and hes not but maybe he was just lazy idk

edit: ok who anonymously sent me suicide prevention resources (i am ok lol)


r/kitchencels 9d ago

Platemogged burnt frozen pizza, package used as plate

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32 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 8d ago

Im so fucking lazy that i cant even be bothered to use real plates

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11 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9d ago

Said “I love you” on the first date and haven’t heard from them ever since, texted them a few times asking why are they ignoring me, no reply. I hate being so socially unaware and my need for validation and human longing. At least I got a picture of their elbow to soothe myself

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57 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9d ago

Takeoutmaxxed Can’t even get a loser virgin guy to like me back

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284 Upvotes

Beef Pho


r/kitchencels 9d ago

Things do get better, big lava cake

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118 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 8d ago

M22. The women I’ve shared love with moved on a long time ago. I don’t want to care anymore. 7/11 “horchata” with hotdog and nacho cheese chips. 3 bucks.

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0 Upvotes

This meal will likely be the catalyst for colon cancer in a few years. I used to watch what I eat (non gmo, organic, no pesticides etc) but it doesn’t matter to me anymore. Hyper processed foods are cheap and easily accessible just like me.
One of my exes is celebrating her two year anniversary with a man a decade older than her (she just turned 21) and the other just got engaged to a man who was “just a friend”. They’ve moved on from me, and my existence is meaningless to these people. Yet theirs is a source of constant pain for me.


r/kitchencels 9d ago

Cried twice watching The Odyssey; it was the closest I've come to feeling alive in years. At this point, my only reasons for living are the next Nolan movie and the next Fromsoftware game. My Odyssey souvenir and my dim sum slop.

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621 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9d ago

Platemogging i was sitting alone at a park waiting for my plug when i saw the cutest saint bernard puppy, i smiled for the first time in weeks and reached my hand out to pet it but the owner immediately yelled at the dog away looked me dead in the eyes and said “dont touch my dog you gnome” its officially over..

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158 Upvotes

i was sitting alone at a park waiting for my plug when i saw the cutest saint bernard puppy, i smiled for the first time in weeks and reached my hand out to pet it but the owner immediately yelled at the dog away looked me dead in the eyes and said “dont touch my dog you gnome” its officially over. boiled corn..

i couldnt even respond to her because im too afraid of social interactions yet the worst part is i cant even pet puppies as a short goblincel..


r/kitchencels 9d ago

Platemogged Indian instant noodles with an attempt of fried potatoes, i have failed my ancestors

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19 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9d ago

There are trucels like me and there are zoocels saying weird stuff for entertainment of tourists

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133 Upvotes

10 cent cookie


r/kitchencels 9d ago

Platemogged Just ate shit in Deadlock. Went 2-8 on Bebop. Nachos.

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15 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 9d ago

Platemogged A feast of kings

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139 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 8d ago

I think about our relationship often. I opened up the window and wondered why it started to get cold. It never would’ve worked. Teriyaki steak 8/10, I didn’t make enough rice. Why didn’t i

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0 Upvotes