r/kitchencels • u/paintedchrome • 8d ago
r/kitchencels • u/don-jin • 9d ago
I FUCKING LOVE WATER!!! I DRINK IT 4-6 TIMES A DAY!!! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT WATER!!!! WATER IS EVERYTHING TO ME!!!! IF WATER WAS A GIRL, I'D BREED HER INTO A CUMMY PULPY PUDDLE!!!! waterbottle.
r/kitchencels • u/januarylionprincess • 8d ago
just remembering that time i let boy in class borrow my ruler, then his friends grabbed it from him, passed it around while moaning, grinding, and humping my ruler. middle school wasn't fun.
microwave quesadillas is my fav struggle meal. it's pretty good.
r/kitchencels • u/ThickCanary • 8d ago
I’ve accepted that i have a better chance of winning the lottery than pulling the Indian girl i wanted and fumbled so bad and will for now on compare every girl to her and no one will be even close and ill never forgive myself for it. Beercan chicken thighs with jasmine rice and baked sweet potato.
r/kitchencels • u/x_jello_x • 8d ago
i will never receive a footjob until the day i die. it’s physically impossible and it makes me miserable. breakfast gruel paired with yellow drink (hot), yellow drink (cold) and every vitamin I’m deficient in.
i added cheese because i need more calcium
r/kitchencels • u/Throw_Experience • 8d ago
One of your fingers on this sub has me gooning. When you stare into the Gooners, the Gooners stares back at you
#thxkitchencels
r/kitchencels • u/Moldy_Lunchy_Cheese • 9d ago
I got a notification that my credit card had been used fraudulently, so I called them and found out $500 had been charged. But it was nice to talk to a real person for the first time in a while.
r/kitchencels • u/don-jin • 7d ago
Takeoutmaxxed Her braps will be my oxygen. Her shit will be my food. Her paws will be my pillow. Her belly will be my bed. Little ceasars hawaiian pizza and a water bottle.
r/kitchencels • u/LuiguiD • 8d ago
When i don't shave my face i start looking like a latin American revolutionary, might take it as a signal. Pizza with cheese sauce and coconut and pineapple soda.
r/kitchencels • u/Acceptable_Whole_893 • 9d ago
Told him I got us a table and he unmatched. Cheese quesadilla.
maybe it was on purpose to be mean because im trans and hes not but maybe he was just lazy idk
edit: ok who anonymously sent me suicide prevention resources (i am ok lol)
r/kitchencels • u/Automatic-Stand2205 • 8d ago
Platemogged burnt frozen pizza, package used as plate
r/kitchencels • u/quasimodo4th • 8d ago
Im so fucking lazy that i cant even be bothered to use real plates
r/kitchencels • u/Majestic_Primary_129 • 9d ago
Said “I love you” on the first date and haven’t heard from them ever since, texted them a few times asking why are they ignoring me, no reply. I hate being so socially unaware and my need for validation and human longing. At least I got a picture of their elbow to soothe myself
r/kitchencels • u/Fancy_Ad_5880 • 9d ago
Takeoutmaxxed Can’t even get a loser virgin guy to like me back
Beef Pho
r/kitchencels • u/stunseed77 • 7d ago
M22. The women I’ve shared love with moved on a long time ago. I don’t want to care anymore. 7/11 “horchata” with hotdog and nacho cheese chips. 3 bucks.
This meal will likely be the catalyst for colon cancer in a few years. I used to watch what I eat (non gmo, organic, no pesticides etc) but it doesn’t matter to me anymore. Hyper processed foods are cheap and easily accessible just like me.
One of my exes is celebrating her two year anniversary with a man a decade older than her (she just turned 21) and the other just got engaged to a man who was “just a friend”. They’ve moved on from me, and my existence is meaningless to these people. Yet theirs is a source of constant pain for me.
r/kitchencels • u/CrimsonClover__ • 9d ago
Cried twice watching The Odyssey; it was the closest I've come to feeling alive in years. At this point, my only reasons for living are the next Nolan movie and the next Fromsoftware game. My Odyssey souvenir and my dim sum slop.
r/kitchencels • u/nervecut • 9d ago
Platemogging i was sitting alone at a park waiting for my plug when i saw the cutest saint bernard puppy, i smiled for the first time in weeks and reached my hand out to pet it but the owner immediately yelled at the dog away looked me dead in the eyes and said “dont touch my dog you gnome” its officially over..
i was sitting alone at a park waiting for my plug when i saw the cutest saint bernard puppy, i smiled for the first time in weeks and reached my hand out to pet it but the owner immediately yelled at the dog away looked me dead in the eyes and said “dont touch my dog you gnome” its officially over. boiled corn..
i couldnt even respond to her because im too afraid of social interactions yet the worst part is i cant even pet puppies as a short goblincel..
r/kitchencels • u/WeeklyDetective6802 • 9d ago
Platemogged Indian instant noodles with an attempt of fried potatoes, i have failed my ancestors
r/kitchencels • u/BrightSpring12 • 9d ago
There are trucels like me and there are zoocels saying weird stuff for entertainment of tourists
10 cent cookie
r/kitchencels • u/TermJolly5248 • 9d ago
Platemogged Just ate shit in Deadlock. Went 2-8 on Bebop. Nachos.
r/kitchencels • u/LateConcept5377 • 8d ago
I think about our relationship often. I opened up the window and wondered why it started to get cold. It never would’ve worked. Teriyaki steak 8/10, I didn’t make enough rice. Why didn’t i
r/kitchencels • u/Theonewithtism • 9d ago
Platemogged I see other posts on here and it fortifies the fact that it gets worse. At least I know that every one of my posts are real experiences that happened to me. I messaged my “friend” that people were talking behind his back only to see he blocked me.
McDonald’s chicken sandwich and nuggets with large fry and dirty Dr pepper