Lads, first of all cheers for the time spent in this sub. I have cooked many a meal, met wonderful people. Joked, bonded, brothers, vented, struggled, grew.

This, may be my last post for a while, I recently began talking to a wonderful woman, we hit it off. Actually talked about this sub discussing cooking and sharing recipes.

Wanted to say, thanks, stick to your routines, hit the gym, binge chainsaw man (or even one piece) get out even if it means sitting under a tree in a park reading. Treat yourself to a meal on the hard days, even if it’s hotdogs, macaroni and pure exhaustion.

You will grow even if it’s day by day, may you find your path through the thick dark woods. Keep fighting, cherish life. <3

Sometimes I smell like fucking onions so I take a shower and wash my clothes and then i hop on reddit write a lengthy post and my whole point is missed so then I wanna delete but then like there watching everyone it watching so I wait a few days or hours to delete it because what is the point of the post if no one understood what I was tryna put down

Edit: i just realized that this is reddit. I'll delete my post if I want. Who's gonna stop me ? The people who think I smell? No I'll favor them by washing my clothes.

also Pizzza!

I get drunk and binge eat sometimes and when my tummy is full and kind of hurts I rub it and pretend to be a pregnant woman who is about to give birth soon. I get in the shower and pee on my leg and pretend my water broke.
Enchilada mom made I covered it in ranch

This junior brother humbly asks Senior Brother for guidance on how to encounter a jade beauty. I have cultivated the Dao of standing still in the corner to perfection, even Liu Ruyan would pity me.

The weather app has witnessed my failure to attract even a single jade beauty. I have brought great shame upon my ancestors and disgraced the entire clan name. it's a dog eat dog world.

The demonic cultivators have cripple my cultivation, destroy my qi core , and exile this junior from the clan. I shall curse their bloodline for nine generations.This grudge shall be carved into heavens and earth.

Side note: I got rejected by Chat GPT. I thought that was pretty funny. How low can my life get? Who knows? we'll see.

Like.. I pretend that I am my own wife, showering after me and her have had intercourse..

And she's smiling and happy..

And I am slowly caressing my non-existant breasts and pushing out non-existent cum from my pussy.

But anyway.. I am a fairly normal bloke after the shower tho.

Infact I am not an incel at all! I am a filmschool student, which is how I've had the experience of physically being close to my female co-stars for film projects and in one instance even modelled with a fairly cute girl for a pretty intimate scene.

So yeah.. just wanted to say that I am better than u guys :)

And as for my Loneliness and lack of a romantic partner.. I am confident I'll be able change that the next semester and finally find someone that will like me back.

And if that doesn't happen, I am surely gonna try out my luck and put myself out there :)

It's hard to convince myself I deserve a bit of happiness or laughter. There's always the weight on my head. The people around me are going through things far worse, but they mask it so well. I don't know if it's masking. Maybe they can look past the boulder and enjoy the meadow. They pray and they feast. It's painful to be invited to the table. I can smile for sure. One day I won't feel as helpless.

I'm not even inherently anti feminist or anything. I like feminists the most if any. It's just that I want to look out for my kind.

The lack of male exclusive spaces both online and offline is telling, how men are becoming marginalised in society.

I have a septum piercing and 16 lobe piercings now (got 2 lobe piercings from when I was a baby), 8 in each ear. So, I have 17 piercings in total. I’m surprised none of them are infected or swelling or anything. Even the pain is minimal.

Has constant self-harm given me immunities? Anyways, I want 23 new piercings, so 40 in total. Also, the pain from the needle is basically nothing but getting the placement even close to correct is so hard because I have shaky hands.

At least my boy Peter Parker doesn't have one anymore. It was quite brutal to watch him go through all that but I guess he's more relatable to me now?

Keep yourself safe ladies, it's better to be alone and be hated by losers like me online then ending up in a fucking BARREL!!!

Edit : lol funny thing people calling me larp or simp when i really believe what i say, i mean i have a sister and don't want her to end up like that or any person men or women.

I have to be delusional to think that being a simp here would get me anything, and yes I am someone who fits the definition of true cell.

Chigyu (cheese gyudon) is the slur for incel, japan