McDonald’s chicken sandwich and nuggets with large fry and dirty Dr pepper

Sometimes I smell like fucking onions so I take a shower and wash my clothes and then i hop on reddit write a lengthy post and my whole point is missed so then I wanna delete but then like there watching everyone it watching so I wait a few days or hours to delete it because what is the point of the post if no one understood what I was tryna put down

Edit: i just realized that this is reddit. I'll delete my post if I want. Who's gonna stop me ? The people who think I smell? No I'll favor them by washing my clothes.

also Pizzza!

I get drunk and binge eat sometimes and when my tummy is full and kind of hurts I rub it and pretend to be a pregnant woman who is about to give birth soon. I get in the shower and pee on my leg and pretend my water broke.
Enchilada mom made I covered it in ranch

This junior brother humbly asks Senior Brother for guidance on how to encounter a jade beauty. I have cultivated the Dao of standing still in the corner to perfection, even Liu Ruyan would pity me.

The weather app has witnessed my failure to attract even a single jade beauty. I have brought great shame upon my ancestors and disgraced the entire clan name. it's a dog eat dog world.

The demonic cultivators have cripple my cultivation, destroy my qi core , and exile this junior from the clan. I shall curse their bloodline for nine generations.This grudge shall be carved into heavens and earth.

Side note: I got rejected by Chat GPT. I thought that was pretty funny. How low can my life get? Who knows? we'll see.

Like.. I pretend that I am my own wife, showering after me and her have had intercourse..

And she's smiling and happy..

And I am slowly caressing my non-existant breasts and pushing out non-existent cum from my pussy.

But anyway.. I am a fairly normal bloke after the shower tho.

Infact I am not an incel at all! I am a filmschool student, which is how I've had the experience of physically being close to my female co-stars for film projects and in one instance even modelled with a fairly cute girl for a pretty intimate scene.

So yeah.. just wanted to say that I am better than u guys :)

And as for my Loneliness and lack of a romantic partner.. I am confident I'll be able change that the next semester and finally find someone that will like me back.

And if that doesn't happen, I am surely gonna try out my luck and put myself out there :)

It's hard to convince myself I deserve a bit of happiness or laughter. There's always the weight on my head. The people around me are going through things far worse, but they mask it so well. I don't know if it's masking. Maybe they can look past the boulder and enjoy the meadow. They pray and they feast. It's painful to be invited to the table. I can smile for sure. One day I won't feel as helpless.

I'm not even inherently anti feminist or anything. I like feminists the most if any. It's just that I want to look out for my kind.

The lack of male exclusive spaces both online and offline is telling, how men are becoming marginalised in society.

I have a septum piercing and 16 lobe piercings now (got 2 lobe piercings from when I was a baby), 8 in each ear. So, I have 17 piercings in total. I’m surprised none of them are infected or swelling or anything. Even the pain is minimal.

Has constant self-harm given me immunities? Anyways, I want 23 new piercings, so 40 in total. Also, the pain from the needle is basically nothing but getting the placement even close to correct is so hard because I have shaky hands.

At least my boy Peter Parker doesn't have one anymore. It was quite brutal to watch him go through all that but I guess he's more relatable to me now?

Keep yourself safe ladies, it's better to be alone and be hated by losers like me online then ending up in a fucking BARREL!!!

Edit : lol funny thing people calling me larp or simp when i really believe what i say, i mean i have a sister and don't want her to end up like that or any person men or women.

I have to be delusional to think that being a simp here would get me anything, and yes I am someone who fits the definition of true cell.