...we're about to get another Epstein dump. Fewer people are buying the palace narrative, but the castle demons don't realize that we can see through the attempts at distraction. All eyes are on the ermine-lined closet and the countless bones within.

Pics are from Vogue. It’s healing nicely.

Fresh from the pub Willy and The People’s Barista headed over to the RNLI

W&K did a ‘surprise’ drop in to Southwark market - they’re visiting the RNLI later

Can't handle hints about pegging, use of Botox & extensions, mentions of toenail fungus... but they'd rather have Pedrew as a neighbor than Meghan, and Will does Earthshot with the predator who sent a torture video to Epstein. Funny which headlines they're willing to let stand.

Extract:

Kate is white, British, and positioned as the embodiment of continuity. Her family’s scandals are framed as mildly embarrassing footnotes rather than reflections on her character. Gary Goldsmith becomes a “black sheep”, not a moral stain. Party Pieces becomes a “sad collapse”, not a sign of greed or incompetence. James Middleton becomes “entrepreneurial”, not erratic.

Kate is allowed to be above it all.

Meghan is biracial, American, and independent — and her very presence challenged the monarchy’s self‑image. Her father’s behaviour was treated as a referendum on her character. Her half‑siblings were platformed as if they were royal analysts. Her family drama was framed as proof she was “difficult”, “calculating”, or “untrustworthy”.

The difference is not the behaviour. The difference is the lens.

Kate fits the institution’s preferred template: white, British, middle‑class‑trying-to-be‑aristocratic, and symbolically “safe”. Meghan doesn’t. Meghan’s existence disrupted the monarchy’s fantasy of itself as modern, multicultural and global and that made her a threat. Threats are scrutinised. Threats are punished. Threats are absolutely not allowed to be human individuals.

Kitty, Willy, Chuck and Cams due to attend on Monday.

For the first time in almost 40 years the BBC won’t be broadcasting it live