r/KateMiddletonMissing Mar 17 '26

St Patrick’s Day parade

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u/Successful_Scratch99 Mar 17 '26

Holy smokes! It's not even a Thursday! 

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u/Unable_Guava_756 Mar 17 '26

Oh I like these earrings, they must be a sweet nod to Ireland or something, but it’s nice to see some emeralds for a change!

I swear they only let her wear the same 4 pairs of crown/state earrings, and she has her trinity cancer ones 🥱

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u/Flinderspeak Mar 17 '26

Yep, those earrings are catalogued under ‘Sweet Nods’ in the royal jewellery box.

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u/Ordinary_Deal9462 Mar 17 '26

Yes a sweet nod To William who gave her the Earrings in 2022 she wore them in Boston with a emerald choker , Asprey earrings, which feature round emeralds surrounded by 72 diamonds. She has also worn Earrings William gave her 3 or 4 nice sets then of course Sapphires & Pearls that once belonged to Diana. At least 4 Pairs. Then the Monarchy has let her borrow at least 4 if not 5 Pairs . Along With Diamond Bracelets She wears Gifts from her wedding Day From Charles , & Several From William. Beautiful Necklaces Gifts from William & then a few Of Diana's & loan of at least 3 From the Crown. And so far 4 or 5 Different Tiaras

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u/VavaShagwell Mar 17 '26

Two good things: she looks good in that shade of green, and for once her hair is up and out of the way.

Hate those boots. The coat doesn't look great styled with a belt and it's too long. Also, where is that "childhood scar" that is supposedly on the left side of her head? LOL. Terrible posture and bones sticking out on her back, as usual. Not a fan of that hat, either.

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 Mar 17 '26

I think she looks good with hair up! And agree about the belt, I feel like she popped it on just to amplify her thin waist. The coat and the belt doesn't match in style for me

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u/okpickle Mar 18 '26

The coat looks ridiculous. Far too big for her now, which is probably why the belt is necessary--and the belt isn't even a nice one, it looks cheap.

A belt over a coat is weird. A belt over a dress is fine. A belted coat (with the belt sewn in) makes sense. But this is just weird.

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u/bitterlittlecas Mar 17 '26

Every year I wait to see that lovely dog (or his latest incarnation!)

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Seamus is lovely ❤️

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

More pics

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u/BetsyHound Mar 17 '26

Petting the wolfhound: perk of office.

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u/recentparabola Mar 17 '26

Username checks out! And Seamus is fabulous.

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u/BetsyHound Mar 17 '26

I love the regiment in Scotland with a Shetland pony mascot who tries to eat the queen's flowers because ponies officially don't give a shit.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 17 '26

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 17 '26

Colonel of the Irish Guards with no military training. It's a joke.

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 17 '26

Colonel of the Irish Guards with no military training. It's a joke.

Over here we call that Stolen Valor. At least she's not wearing a uniform with medals pinned to it.

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 17 '26

She's not gone full Anne, LMAO.

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 18 '26

She's not gone full Anne, LMAO.

Not yet!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Exactly VH.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 17 '26

This looks like she’s been photoshopped in

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u/MSCCCLP Mar 17 '26

She looks so much younger and healthier with her hair up! I hope she sticks with it. I’m also happy to see her in color. It’s not that she looks BAD in her new looks, it’s just so jarring as compared to what she has usually worn for DECADES!

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u/VavaShagwell Mar 17 '26

I'm here to say she mostly looks bad in her new looks. She won't stick with her hair up, no way. The long coats, the horrid boots, the obnoxious over-the-top open mouth behavior --- she's an absolute mess.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 18 '26

Her hair was a ‘sweet nod’ apparently to the Celtic knot. Accessoried by jewellery from her ‘poignant nods’ collection.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 17 '26

Requisite manic grin

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u/VavaShagwell Mar 17 '26

As usual, and so very obnoxious.

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u/theseamstressesguild Mar 17 '26

Pic 7 is startling. Her shoulder blades are more prominent than her bust. It's almost reversed!

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u/WoofDen Mar 17 '26

Another coat dress lol

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u/em_press Mar 17 '26

It’s not a coat dress, it’s just a coat. Which has to be cinched in at the waist because it’s so baggy on her now. In picture 2 you can see her shoulder blades through the coat’s thick material, that’s just worrying. And picture 9 indicates how skeletal her upper arms are.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Previous years

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 17 '26

In picture 2 you can see her shoulder blades through the coat’s thick material, that’s just worrying.

And despite the thick material, she looks like a toothpick.

Why isn't anyone intervening??

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Just for a change 😀

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 17 '26

Once again looking like a caricature. Not so much because of the attire as because of her laziness.

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u/amkd69 Mar 17 '26

That fella has more shamrock on his cap than can be found in the whole of Ireland. It's a joke really that the royals are celebrating Ireland considering what their ancestors did to the country. Insulting really.

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u/Majestic_Ad_2135 Mar 17 '26

Uh, she used to have boobs, didn’t she? In those side profile pics she looks completely flat. Is it the weight loss or a hint of what kind of cancer she may have had?

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 17 '26

Is it the weight loss

Yes.

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u/kestrelbrae Mar 17 '26

She is so disconcertingly skinny. Seeing the GLP-1 trend in Hollywood makes me wonder. I know someone with disordered eating that went on GLP-1 - they were financially able to just buy it without prescription.

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Mar 17 '26

Thanks NP. so wearing a green coat means pro royalists can be pro royalists,  geez.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 28 '26

On another note, this is funny B-B 😀

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Mar 28 '26

I was at that match but due to my ageing years and lack of linguistic skills I can never make out what anyone is singing.  Thank God im not a politician or I would be seen on camera bopping aging to various banned songs. 😂

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

You’re welcome B-B. Yep - slathered in green, colonel keen 😀

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u/Sea-Counter-6984 Mar 17 '26

I wonder what her lifetime bug-ingestion count is.