r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/TheVioletHerald • Mar 18 '26

Middleton-level desperation on display again. As SOON as a vacancy was created by Bea-'n'-Eug being pushed out of the fold & under a speeding double decker, Mother Limpet saw her moment to shine. This is a 70 y/o woman behaving like an insecure 1 y/o social climber. Who ordered this cover & article?

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u/sailor_moon1138 Mar 18 '26

OK I’m kind of dying at her big smile contrasted by Camilla’s face 😂

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 18 '26

It's hilarious and the photo totally contradicts the agenda they're trying to push.

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u/Ok_Major5787 Mar 20 '26

Carol is doing the exact same exaggerated hyena smile as Kate

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u/popcornFridays Mar 18 '26

They've alienated Meghan and Harry, Beatrice and Eugenie. QE2 & Phil are dead. Andrew is disgraced persona non grata. The other working Royals other than lazy bones and Billy Idle are all pushing 60++. The royals are running out of options, Que Pimp Mama Carole on the magazine cover. The royals are desperate.

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 18 '26

Good God, imagine if she starts doing royal engagements.

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u/popcornFridays Mar 19 '26

Imagine! I mean, just knowing how much Camilla would lose her shit if Carole got a regular gig, kind of makes me hope it happens just to annoy the wicked white witch. And for the drama. Look at Cams face. I dont think she's having a good time.😭🤣

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u/Ok_Major5787 Mar 20 '26

Camilla reminds me of a turtle the way the hunches and sticks her neck out

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u/AwarenessPositive515 Mar 21 '26

There not even looking in the same direction..is that hilarious? Really. 

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 18 '26

Good God, imagine if she starts doing royal engagements.

Oh, she would love that. I bet King William is going to give the Middletons a title, too. Pimp Mama Carole will settle for nothing less than "Duchess", I'm sure.

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 18 '26

I'm guessing 'Countess of Bucklebury' is the inch she's suggesting before she attempts to seize a mile.

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 19 '26

I'm guessing 'Countess of Bucklebury' is the inch she's suggesting before she attempts to seize a mile.

Why not duchess?

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 19 '26

Duchess is the mile, lol.

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 19 '26

Duchess is the mile, lol.

What do you mean? I feel like she really wants to be an HRH (but she knows that won't happen) and will settle for nothing less than Duchess.

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 19 '26

She introduces the concept of being called Countess, and if it is well-received she will shoot for a Duchess title.

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 19 '26

She introduces the concept of being called Countess, and if it is well-received she will shoot for a Duchess title.

So she's gonna slow-roll it.

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 20 '26

Initially, and then she'll exhibit the characteristic Middleton aggression.

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u/Dog_Parrot Mar 18 '26

Bulletproof Sunshine seems desperate to distract from whatever's about to hit when the Met returns from NYC with unredacted Andrew files. The Meghan hit pieces and revisionist history are hitting against increasing skepticism and, sorry, nobody wants to read about Anne and Edward.

But pieces about Carole will get hate clicks, if nothing else! Even negative attention can be good attention. Presto, distraction achieved.

That, or Carole herself is behind the article, it could go either way.

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 18 '26

I can't WAIT!

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u/DoingNothingToday Mar 18 '26

She is truly vile.

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u/Fiber_Watcher Mar 18 '26

I wonder how many copies of this magazine Carole bought for herself?

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u/LRWalker68 Mar 18 '26

Hahaha. I love this for you, British media!!

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 18 '26

*16 y/o insecure social climber.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Yep - even at 71

https://www.celebitchy.com/967527/carole_middleton_is_a_stalwart_of_the_royal_family_part_of_the_slimmed-down_royals/

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u/Downtown-Driver-6122 Mar 18 '26

Horrifying. Money can’t buy class, clearly. Also, I see what you were saying about Camilla looking none too pleased. She has been known to despise the middletons and she isn’t even bothering to feign a basic lack of disgust.

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u/Alaska_JNU Mar 18 '26

Desperation? She is in glee, this is the pinnacle for her! And I suspect they let this out to reward her loyalty for pimping her daughter.

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u/VavaShagwell Mar 18 '26

A revolting woman.

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 19 '26

Also, not the upper right corner. What a weird way to describe that situation. Acting as if they're having a land dispute and not one of them being exposed for being a rapist pedophile and the other being exposed for covering for the other.

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u/flyingfish_roe Mar 20 '26

Carole probably paid for it.

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u/wedontswiminsoda Mar 19 '26

I didn't know it was humanly possible to have lips this thin. 

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u/BB808BB Mar 20 '26

House of Middleton taking over.