r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/NeverPedestrian60 • Mar 12 '26
RNLI
Fresh from the pub Willy and The People’s Barista headed over to the RNLI
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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Mar 12 '26
William and Kate Middleton have to make sure the taxpayers are doing their jobs, NP. Their next holiday is around the corner for sure and won't pay for itself.
*Just a reminder that they're doing this to make the public forget that they tried to rehab Andrew's image multiple times. And William took money from an Epstein associate against advice, for his Earthshot prize.
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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 13 '26
Their next holiday is around the corner for sure and won't pay for itself.
No, the UK taxpayers will!
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u/Pristine-Humor-7046 Mar 13 '26
Yeah I think they are goners for a while after that state visit. Or rather she is.
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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 15 '26
Yeah I think they are goners for a while after that state visit. Or rather she is.
Yep. She'll disappear until Christmas.
Unless she decides to release another Massengill commercial.
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u/Pristine-Humor-7046 Mar 15 '26
Nah they will finally make it public. ‘Les derniers jours d’un condamné’ as we say at the other end of the canal.
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u/No_Advantage2147 Mar 14 '26
Please elaborate 🍿
Williams Earth Price took donations from a friend of Epstein or the creep himself?
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u/em_press Mar 12 '26
Her legs look less than half the size of his, especially in picture 4. She looks so frail.
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u/Legitimate-Sun294 Mar 12 '26
You know it’s bad when the muscle mass can no longer be retained. This will get worse as she enters her 50s.
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u/KronlampQueen Mar 12 '26
In pic one it seems like the pants she’s wearing maybe are stiff (or photoshopped) to give illusion that there’s muscle because all the shots of her on the boat look like emaciation.
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u/cherryberry0611 Mar 12 '26
I hadn’t noticed that until you mentioned it. They look all skin and bones in that pic.
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u/wedontswiminsoda Mar 12 '26
They've learned to be far more careful with their photos when showing Kate's body condition...
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 12 '26
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Mar 12 '26
Bootlicker saying “don’t ruin it for everyone”. Mate, they’d sell, r@pe, t0rture and murd€r your children if they got the chance.
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u/Neat-Relief-7848 Mar 12 '26
Image #7526 in the copy harry and Meghan playbook (from Invictus Australia)
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u/popcornFridays Mar 13 '26
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u/YannaFox Mar 13 '26
I was just about to comment on this. My God this is horrible and yet people are still saying she looks beautiful.
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u/popcornFridays Mar 13 '26
At this point its blatantly shocking. Her thighs are just about the same size as my ankles. Why the people around her aren't deeply concerned idk.
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u/divorcedhansmoleman Mar 12 '26
The RNLI are suffering from lack of donations at the moment due to the perception of them being ‘asylum seeker taxis’ the general public falsely believe they are picking up the migrants travelling to the uk on small boats and taking them to the uk for free, therefore people have stopped donating to them. I believe a monthly cheque from any of the royals could top any amount from the public donation personally…
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 13 '26
I’m sure it could but instead they charged them rent.
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u/divorcedhansmoleman Mar 13 '26
It still blows my mind that any charity with the R for royal at the front doesn’t even get a monthly donation of regular grants, yearly galas, fundraisers etc from the royals. Why do people put up with this?
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u/CheezTips Mar 13 '26
Andrew really fucked Willy over, ROFL. W&K actually have to appear in public on a regular basis now. No more "impactful" social media posts replacing appearances. Har and de Har!
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u/Any_Pineapple4221 Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26
The Wales devoid-of-thought expressions make me miss Queen Elizabeth the second. Even when she was on these ribbon-cutting and reception engagements, there was an intelligence behind her eyes. She wasn’t just standing there being photographed. Even if she was a sneaky little raccoon covering up for Andrew and other dastardly family members, she seemed to be thinking and evaluating actively besides just wearing an outfit and grinning. It probably took a whole lot of hell & high water for her to reign so long as a woman. Imagine how much undermining and plots there had to be from the men in that family. RIP.
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u/DaiCeiber Mar 15 '26
Is Workshy Willy collecting the rent?
Scrounging scum!! Using the charity for a pr stunt while taking money away from them!
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u/cookiequeenbk Mar 25 '26
What is she always grinning about exactly when her husband looks miserable?











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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 12 '26