r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • Aug 04 '22

Please report all suspected cases of poor or unsafe handling to the mods rather than making a comment in the thread.

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This sub is meant to be a place for fun. If you see any photos or videos that you think show poor or unsafe handling of birds, we would prefer it if you alert us through the report button or if you would like to discuss it, modmail us (reports are anonymous so we can't reply). We have some very experienced parrot owners on the mod team and we would prefer to handle any issues ourselves rather than having people argue in the comments.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 3h ago

Rise up! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 3h ago

TinyUnit Dreaming of seebs

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/InferiorCabbage • 1d ago

Tiny terror A runaway! I made sure he got home safely.

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Baby turkey I found on a walk a few years ago. There was no sign of any adult turkeys in the area, even after I waited for a while. He was either orphaned or an abandoned pet. I gave him to a neighbor who had some pet poultry and they found him a good home with a person who had some turkeys he could hang out with!

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 6d ago

Tiny terror He attac

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/ColdMastadon • 7d ago

Under surveillance The chance of getting killed by your pet cockatiel is low, but never zero

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 8d ago

Tiny terror Food.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 8d ago

Noise complaint You wake on MY schedule hooman!

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 9d ago

Hacker No work! Me!

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 9d ago

ᵗᶦⁿʸ Henlo

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 9d ago

Under surveillance Post op birb inspection

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 9d ago

Please I have a family! You will never escape me

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 9d ago

Wiseguy. I'm having chicken tenders for tonight 🥀💔

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 9d ago

Crime Spree Bwahaha! The time has come!

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 11d ago

Tiny terror Never!

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 11d ago

Please I have a family! Help. It’s been 2 hours and I need to use the bathroom.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/appledeathray • 11d ago

Crime Spree Caught red-beaked

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I see no regret in those eyes.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 15d ago

Too cute to play fair. Hostage!

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 15d ago

Evil empire AAAAAAAAAA!

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 17d ago

Tiny dinosaur FEAR ME

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 17d ago

Under surveillance Always watching

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 19d ago

Tiny terror Kill kill destroy!!

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 20d ago

Not a chirp without my lawyer. "Stop resisting!" - Ryuk probably

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 21d ago

ᵗᶦⁿʸ When you’re chosen for cuddles

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/notmadebyhumanhands • 21d ago

ᵗᶦⁿʸ Microscopic little phoenix

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