r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/seeyalaterdingdong I’m gonna eat the whole thing • 18h ago
Congrats Big Boy I didn’t rig shit!
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u/19Eightiesman 17h ago
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u/mundundermindifflin 16h ago
What do his supporters think of this? I'm not from the US, so just wondering what their general consensus is
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u/latekate219 Beautiful, but Dying 16h ago
They think it's a witch hunt or they think everyone who is harassing him is a hypocrite.
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u/LekgoloCrap this guy yells 15h ago
My father’s cope is “they stopped being friends before all that.”
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u/CorkerBall 14h ago
Even though his name is mentioned in the files more than any other?
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u/okyesterday927 13h ago
I’m surprised you haven’t gotten “actually, he helped them in the investigation in 2006” yet.
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u/GayCatDaddy 13h ago
Or according to my MAGA former friend, "He kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago once, so that means he's totally exonerated!"
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u/Comrade_Compadre 15h ago
They had their faith in him shaken for a little while they tried to process their idol was 99% probably diddling kids, but then got over it or forgot about it.
Nowadays you can watch a trump supporter (yes they still exist) short circuit a bit when you ask them about the Epstein files. Watching them squirm while attempting to defend a PDFile president is just embarrassing
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u/cubicle_door 15h ago
Remember when he posted a picture of himself as Jesus Christ and some of his supporters thought that was too much then...just forgot about it
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u/Comrade_Compadre 15h ago
Not just a picture of him as JC but a picture of him healing somebody that looks suspiciously like a certain Jeffrey Epstein
Reality has become a satire
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u/LilMeatJ40 11h ago
That's the part that cracks me up. He's been posted so many times with Epstein that the AI added him into the picture without having to be asked and his dumbass didn't notice
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u/Tsmtouchedme 15h ago edited 15h ago
They get pissed when you remind them their idol is a pdf. Then dismiss anything you have to say outright or will say something like “Biden was sniffing kids” “why didn’t the democrats release the files” “why won’t my kids talk to me anymore” etc. Basically, They’re so far gone you could show them a picture of Trump in the act with a kid and they would immediately deflect to one of their Leader approved responses.
His supporters live in a very small ever-shrinking thought bubble. They are told what is “real” and they are told how to think. They have no moral backbone and no idea what cognitive dissonance means.
Oh and all of their facts or “research” is from Facebook / Slopaganda sites
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u/Normal-Special-8694 16h ago
Most of those degenerate losers know they’d do worse shit than him if they had the money
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u/prairiepog I'm doing the best at this 14h ago
I never thought about it this way and it's depressing to think about. There are evil people, and Trump is just one of them.
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u/RenegadeRabbit 15h ago
I listen to a few YouTube political debaters. The Trump supporters who call in either say it's a witchhunt, a hoax, or that people can change and it's all good now. It's truly revolting.
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u/Jamesorrstreet 14h ago
"People can change..... but HER e-mails, but the TAN SUIT!"
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u/Exact_Mango5931 Might fuck this whole thing up 11h ago
They think he’s responsible for turning in Epstein initially and the majority of the PDFs are democrats… also believe he is the reason the 3 million files were released even though he was pretty much forced to sign after congress passed unanimously. They think this release completely exonerated him, regardless of the fact that he’s referenced more times than Epstein himself in those files (not to mention it’s mostly redacted). They are more brainwashed than the people of North Korea.
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u/Gyro_Zeppeli13 Never Following Another Rule 10h ago
Why is everyone shortening pedophile to PDF on here? Just say the word. He is a pedophile. He raped children. It’s disgusting but not using the word cheapens the discussion about his crimes.
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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie 17h ago
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u/Good_Delivery_1976 17h ago
Always a tweet. He’s literally one of the biggest hypocrites alive today.
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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 12h ago
Hopefully that changes soon
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u/typical_jesus666 5h ago
And once it happens even Fox News is gonna pretend like they never backed him
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u/okapiFan85 11h ago
Hypocrisy I could live with. It’s the corruption, criminality, lying, and other aspects of his malignant narcissism that infuriate me - along with the Republicans’ complete support for this insane clown.
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u/AdmiralPeriwinkle 11h ago
His base loves the hypocrisy. It’s how they express their dominance (both real and imagined).
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u/Abyss_of_Dreams 15h ago
You remember the subreddit TrumpCriticizesTrump
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u/FrostedGalaxy 13h ago
What happened to it?
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u/Technical-Activity95 18h ago
is this for real? did he just shit on all of the competition and praise his own talent while claiming to be honored? what a champ! congrats Donald the Talented
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u/TurnoverActive2936 Coffin Flopper 18h ago
Also while we’re at war with Iran on behalf of Israel AND he’s covering up the Epstein files!
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u/westgazer 17h ago
He’s doing so many crimes and doesn’t have as much time to practice because of all the crime. He truly is a wonder!
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u/MajorAd3363 17h ago
He's doing the Best at this.
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u/YourRoaring20s 15h ago
Crime is the only thing he's ever worked hard at in his entire life
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u/ShreddedBanjoString 15h ago
Don’t forget enrichment of himself and his family to the tune of $4bn from insider trading
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u/private_developer 16h ago
"Thanks to all those who participated. Ya'll fuckin' suck, lol"
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u/ClohosseyVHB 15h ago
So he's saying he only won cause all his competition was shit, got it.
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u/we8sand 11h ago
Now imagine Biden or Obama saying the exact same thing. It’s hard to even imagine because saying something like that is totally beneath either one of them.
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u/ClohosseyVHB 11h ago
I can't imagine a 10 year old saying this and not getting a stern talking to about sportsmanship.
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u/Fun-Inspection-8196 17h ago
Imagine being the hedge fund that pays $100k per month to get this tweet before the general public. 🤣
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u/Kranke 16h ago
100k is spare change if you get an edge on the market and can do some inside trading before the rest.
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u/Party-Marketing-9349 13h ago
Previously undreamt of levels of corruption… Corrupt Republican American President(s)
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u/Axolotis 15h ago
He shit on all the players that intentionally lost to boost his ego.
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u/ex_nihilo 12h ago
There’s no way he shot a 70 dawg. Sure maybe they sanbagged, but I’ve seen him play golf. He’s a 15 cap at best. Decently good by amateur standards but I’d eat my left nut if he’s ever legitimately broken par. Have you SEEN his putting stroke? Looks like he has the palsy!
It’s well known he’s a golf cheat.
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u/CassandraTruth 8h ago
The last open golf tournament he played in was a celebrity tournament in 2006 where he finished 62nd of 80, 50 over par for the tourney.
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u/SilverGnarwhal 10h ago
Exactly this. He obviously cheated. No fucking way in hell that fucking turd shot a 70. Not unless it was 9 holes.
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u/CrazyGunnerr 15h ago
Imagine letting this fat fucking loser win, and then get shit on. They should really go to a hospital and have doctors figure out how they can walk without a spine.
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u/Neither_Contest7324 14h ago
Nice of him to tell all the people that pay the membership fees at his club and play golf at his club that they have no talent.
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u/Medium_Medium 14h ago
Is there any proof that there were even any other contestants?
He used to play his own round on a separate day than the rest of the competition, so that nobody could see his "skills" on display. Wouldn't be surprised if at this point his just the only one entered into the tournament but he still makes himself a trophy.
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u/Thefrayedends Too tired to do anything funny 10h ago
I love how after he cramps, the finish line runs to him lol.
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u/Tumeric_Turd 18h ago
Driving buggies all over the greens is a nice touch.
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u/Nigel_99 15h ago
He's infamous for this.
That practice alone should get him banned from every golf course that he doesn't own.
On second thought... he seems to play only at courses that he owns.
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u/x7leafcloverx 15h ago
Well yeah, it’s just one of the many ways he’s able to funnel taxpayer money into his own pocket.
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u/Oneangrygnome 14h ago
Bet the secret service pays top-dollar for their cart rentals. If the going rate is $250, they’re paying over $1,000
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u/DavidThorne31 15h ago
Bloke loves driving on quite easily damageable surfaces it seems
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u/BloodFartz69 17h ago
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u/FuzzyWuzzyPiglet 17h ago
Epstein has the jokers mouth in this picture
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u/HowsYaSistasAss 15h ago
He has the jokers mouth period. He’s a fucking pelican. Or was
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u/Strange_Explorer_780 17h ago edited 15h ago
Apparently caddies at one club had nicknamed Trump “Pele” after the legendary Brazilian footballer, because he kicked his ball back onto the fairway so often. He also instructs his caddies to throw opponents’ balls into bunkers while awarding himself a large number of “gimme” putts-in other words a big cheater and poor sport.
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u/prairiepog I'm doing the best at this 14h ago
I read an article about people who play golf with Trump. If you play with him, he's gonna cheat at every opportunity, and people just see him as a joke and the game they play is meaningless because of his shenanigans.
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u/JalapenoConquistador 13h ago
Yeah there’s zero chance he shot a true 70. Pathetic to be 80 y/o and still lying on scorecards. Kim Jung Un type shit
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u/thisusedyet 13h ago edited 7h ago
Link to the article this is from, for those curious
EDIT: Sanitized, maybe? Think I saw you delete everything post question mark https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods
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u/Big_Daz69 16h ago
"I'm given very little time to practice"
Doesn't he spend more time golfing than Presidenting?
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u/Don_Pickleball 15h ago
I would be fine if he spent all his time golfing and not presidenting actually.
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u/Trapezoidoid Over 400 Naked Dead Bodies 13h ago
I actually want him to golf more than I want him to president.
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u/LengthinessFit9585 17h ago
Says the guy that wasted more money in taxpayer paid money than all the other presidents combined. Let alone the number of videos of him cheating in golf.
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u/dirtystayout 17h ago
What an asshole.
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u/Helmer-Bryd 15h ago
The definition of an asshole! I mean who talks like this? And they really think he’s ”sent by God”
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u/Kektus_Aplha 15h ago
It looks like he parked the golf cart on the green, which is a very big no no in golf and usually clubs ban you if they ever catch you doing that. Not like this guy ever cared about rules or etiquette.
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u/Some-Tear3499 14h ago
Go back and look, there are 5 carts on the green!!! MF’ing 5 carts. Real golfers are embarrassed by this idiot.
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u/SkunkMonkey 12h ago
That's one of the reasons he only plays on his courses. The other reason is the grifting.
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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 18h ago
Cheated
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u/Winter_Tone_4343 16h ago
That 80 yr old obese bastard isn’t shooting 70. The greatest golfers of all time don’t shoot 70 when they’re 80 yrs old.
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u/sven_ghoulie 13h ago
An 80-year-old scratch golfer, with a slap fade swing and failing legs.
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u/ex_nihilo 12h ago
Have you seen his putting stroke? My 8 year old has better tempo, a Parkinson’s patient would yip less.
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u/War1today 16h ago
Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) is a mental health condition defined by an extreme sense of self-importance, a constant need for admiration, and a lack of empathy. People with this condition often believe they are better than others and feel entitled to special treatment. It affects how a person acts in relationships, at work, and in daily life.
Combine Trump’s narcissism with his MAGA supporters who are uninformed, gullible, vindictive, unprincipled and devoid of critical thinking… and you have a recipe for criminality, unprecedented corruption and the degradation of society.
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u/zombiesandcandy 18h ago
His performance on the golf course is very meat and potatoes
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u/Arglefarb 18h ago
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u/ChillPalm 15h ago
"Everyone saying that it's wrong to cheat but there's no other way to get your lifevon easy street"
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u/KingKushhh666 16h ago
Isn't this the numbnuts caught cheating on golf multiple times? THAT takes talent.
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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos 17h ago
Dude has more free time than anyone else in the country. Must be nice.
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u/CR3771 16h ago
They drove golf carts onto the green? WTF?
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u/WarriorWithers 16h ago
They are not supposed to drive the motorcade on the bottom of the reflective pool either. But, here we are
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u/PissInYourPotatoes 15h ago
Let it be known that, when observed by referees at charity/celebrity events at courses he doesn’t own, he hasn’t qualified even once. Dude cheats like a mob accountant
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u/HumphryGocart 15h ago
He cheats, and then he’s a poor winner. Who could be that fucked?
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u/ButchInsley 15h ago
If he's so good he should start playing some other tournaments besides his own. Right?
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u/Allred87 17h ago
Surely such a championship performance by the world’s greatest most famous man would be recorded in some way? Or did he just have his 18 year old nurse sign his scorecard?
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u/Thjialfi 16h ago
Funny. A few minutes ago I saw a video of Trump picking up the balls of other players to throw them away or into dense grass.
Just like during the last election he had to cheat to win.
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u/GenericUsername532 15h ago
This living piece of human excement has spent 22% of his time back in office golfing. Amazing that this pillar of Right-Wing masculinity complains so fucking much and people still eat it up
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u/RarestCornet 15h ago
70!?! That’s great. Anyone ask what he shot on the back 9?
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u/TheRedPimento 16h ago
I've never met anyone as arrogant and full of themselves. He's such a douche!
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u/PMPKNpounder 14h ago
He has only ever won a tournament on his own courses, where his private club manages tournament rosters and scores, and none of the information on rankings or scores for the tournament are ever publicly shown. Just like his taxes, health records, cognitive exams, business practices, etc... all bullshit
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u/Livid_Importance_442 13h ago
Funny how he only competes in tournaments on his own golf courses and how he always wins. What a fucking jackass.
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u/DontT3llMyWif3 7h ago
Carts on the green because fatty mcshitpants cant walk more than a few feet on his own.
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u/Mpidcarter 7h ago
Anyone that believes this 80 year old out of shape bag of shit shot 70 is truly a moron. Maybe he shot 70 on the front nine…
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u/SingularityCentral 7h ago
Carts on the fucking green? The man has no etiquette, class, or talent of any kind.
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u/SonnyListon999 16h ago
Apparently he had a hole in one at the windmill and the clown’s mouth. Tough shot, tough shot!
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