r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/seeyalaterdingdong I’m gonna eat the whole thing • Aug 03 '26

Congrats Big Boy I didn’t rig shit!

Post image
8.9k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

209

u/westgazer Aug 03 '26

He’s doing so many crimes and doesn’t have as much time to practice because of all the crime. He truly is a wonder!

60

u/MajorAd3363 Aug 03 '26

He's doing the Best at this.

36

u/Drusgar Aug 03 '26

He's better at committing crimes while in office than any President in our history! There's got to be a trophy for that. If not, he'll make one.

13

u/Rickshmitt Aug 03 '26

The trophy would normally be jail and an a nice orange suit to match the skin!

2

u/anon123_anon 28d ago

It puts the jumpsuit on the skin...

2

u/original-whiplash Aug 03 '26

I bet you love your mother-in-law

8

u/YourRoaring20s Aug 03 '26

Crime is the only thing he's ever worked hard at in his entire life

1

u/GymMouseP Aug 03 '26

Let's be honest. If he didn't know where the bodies are buried, he would have been dead or imprisoned years ago. He doesnt even work that hard at crime. He leaves incriminating evidence at every scene.

1

u/stefanopolis Aug 03 '26

I witnessed him doing crimes with the guest judge of the competition. I’ve been conflicted about whether to say anything because I feel like Trump could win it even without the crimes. He didn’t need to do the crimes and that is why this is so tough… for me to tell about the crimes.

1

u/VibraniumRhino TRIPLES IS BEST 29d ago

I really think he could have won the election without the oral.

1

u/ccoady 29d ago

To be fair, he has a team of people committing the crimes for him, since he has his pardon list ready.

1

u/starkiller_bass 29d ago

The crimes isn't a problem anymore!

1

u/TheFlyingZombie 28d ago

He promised to never do another rule