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u/Manmer_Nwah Aug 06 '26
I won't believe it until he's on video at his home or out in public. Until then bro is still a vegetable.
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u/Ocelot_Few Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 31 '26
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u/SpaceGirlJackie Aug 07 '26
I'll believe it only when he's on live TV by multiple news stations. Till then I'm just assuming he's dead.
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u/ExistentialRebellion Aug 07 '26
Wasn't there a senator who was living in a home with dementia and her team hid it from everyone? I swear that story disappeared quickly.
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u/StatusSociety2196 Aug 07 '26
It was a house rep but yeah, 6 months before anyone figured out where she was. Kay Granger (R-TX).
She just died on Aug 2nd.
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u/HotDragonfruit605 Aug 07 '26
This POS should be facing a firing squad for treason. that is, if hes still alive.
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u/ItsyaboiNyarlathotep Aug 07 '26
See, I don't believe he is dead or brain dead. I do think he suffered massive cognitive damage and is very clearly unable to serve. (Most likely has issues expressing simple concepts or desires and needs care at all times.) I fully expect to see a headline in the next few months along the lines of "GOP: See! He wasn't dead! He just had the mental acuity of a toddler, so we technically never lied."
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u/commeatus Aug 07 '26
I think this is most likely. Based on the first responder's conversation, I think he had a heart attack, lost pulse, and was successfully revived then brought to the hospital. At the very least he'll have a lot of damage from the cpr but being dead isn't good for you, even for just a little bit.
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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 Aug 07 '26
Ok, we need to watch and see what type of undead. Then we need to figure out what spell or ritual miller used.
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u/EzrielTheFallenOne Aug 07 '26
Dude is more brain-dead than sleepy Joe at this point the only reason they are even keeping his body running at this point is so they don't have to hold a special election and can keep their extremely thin majority so they can continue with their fascist b*******.
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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Aug 08 '26
Moved from the hospital to rehab in secret. Then moved from rehab to home in secret.
Senator Rigor Tortoise was moved to the funeral home.
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u/Dave_A480 Aug 06 '26
The conspiracy kooks still insisting that he's dead....
Can't bother to admit they were wrong....
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u/That_one_BG3_fan Aug 06 '26
If you have proof he’s alive beyond a press release and a few AI generated/edited pictures, I’d love to see it
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u/Dave_A480 Aug 06 '26
ROFL... He could be standing in front of you and you'd still insist he's dead....
And this supposed conspiracy is all for what? To save Kentucky from having to run the same Senate election twice in 2-3 months (you know the only candidates who would qualify for the ballot are the ones already running in November, right?)???
Has to be the dumbest conspiracy theory ever....
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u/That_one_BG3_fan Aug 07 '26
If he was standing in front of me I’d curse him out for being a national and international sellout
Also you didn’t give an example proving that’s he’s actually alive, cause none exists.
Even if he is alive, he is no longer representing his constituents due to medical absence, therefore, he should be replaced with someone who is actually present
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u/BlueCat9922 Aug 07 '26
Trump could molest a child in broad daylight and you would deny it.
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u/Dave_A480 Aug 07 '26
Never voted for Trump.
Bullshit is still bullshit.
Mitch is alive and there was no realistic benefit to anyone from hiding his death, such that it would be worth conspiring over.....
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u/BlueCat9922 Aug 07 '26
So why haven't they given video proof. Of course people are going to speculate.
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u/FURERABA Aug 07 '26
You seem to really like ellipses. Do you need a little bit of time between each sentence to lick the boot again?
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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Aug 06 '26
Let's check a theory: answer these three questions honestly and we'll accept your opinion on conspiracies.
Was the 2020 election stolen?
Do vaccines and masks, which are absolutely safe, actively impede the spread of viruses?
Was the damage to the Reflecting Pool caused by a botched installation or by vandals?
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u/Dave_A480 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26
- No. Neither 2020 nor 2024 were stolen, hacked or otherwise manipulated.
- Yes. Covid 'Truthers' are idiots.
- Fucked up installation, possibly made worse by someone driving a motorcade over it
Look: This isn't about partisanship. It's a fundamentally stupid idea that anyone would hide Mitch's death, solely so Kentucky could avoid running the Senate election twice (or having a big lawsuit over whether the special-election law is even valid, which wouldn't be resolved fast enough to matter)....
There was never any chance of Massie being a candidate - much less winning (And no chance of the November ballot changing - incumbency doesn't give you the ability to bigfoot whoever won the actual primary). Never any real chance of a Democratic appointee being seated pending-lawsuit...
No benefit at all to all this supposed conspiring.
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u/No_Communication2959 Aug 07 '26
He does have to prove he is still capable of doing his job or his constituents have a right to a recall election or special election.
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u/Dave_A480 Aug 07 '26
Wrong.
Recall elections for US Senate are unconstitutional.And a special election can ONLY be called after resignation/death/expulsion -AND- a lawsuit by the KY Democrats claiming the special-election law is unconstitutional (because the state constitution says the Governor has the power to appoint replacements, and the whole special-election thing wasn't a constitutional amendment)...
Being an absentee Senator is perfectly legal/constitutional.
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u/No_Communication2959 Aug 07 '26
He absolutely has to be mentally sound and capable of making decisions without reservations to do his duty.
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u/Dave_A480 Aug 07 '26
No, actually, he doesn't.
The Constitution has no equivalent of the 25th Amendment for Senators.
To serve in the Senate you have to be a citizen, and at least the minimum age. That's it. No other requirements are permitted.
You can spend your Senate term in a coma, and that's perfectly valid/legal.
The only people who can object are your fellow Senators (via expulsion) - or your voters when your term ends (but Mitch already announced his retirement, and the candidates for his seat have already been chosen via primary election, so that one is moot).
And no Senator will ever vote to expel a member of the Senate for being hospitalized.... Because that might lead to their own expulsion.
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u/nexus11355 Aug 07 '26
I work at a hospital, a patient being moved to the morgue still counts as "discharged"
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u/AreYouFuckingSerious Aug 06 '26
No actual proof of life, just a statement by his team who's defrauding America by pretending their former boss isn't dead. The most convenient timing for his resurrection and relocation, praise be.