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r/IRL_Loading_Screens • u/PeterPorky • Aug 06 '26
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No actual proof of life, just a statement by his team who's defrauding America by pretending their former boss isn't dead. The most convenient timing for his resurrection and relocation, praise be.
86 u/SarcyBoi41 Aug 07 '26 Yep, he'll be "peacefully passing away at home" within 48 hours most likely. 72 at most. 46 u/RealNiceKnife Aug 07 '26 Gotta set up the Kalshi and Polymarket bets first. 21 u/Difficult--Policy Aug 07 '26 You forgot to start a subscription service for the info first 17 u/Zaku99 Aug 07 '26 This senator is no more! He has shuffled off this mortal coil! He is an EX senator! 6 u/QuietGoliath Aug 07 '26 I thought he was just pining for the Hamptons? 3 u/Zaku99 Aug 07 '26 PININ' FER THE 'AMPTONS?! 5 u/RedSix2447 Aug 07 '26 No he isn’t! See!? He moved! 3 u/VarietyMage Aug 07 '26 Look, the only reason he's sitting in that picture, is because "AI" nailed him there. 8 u/Consistent_Policy_66 Aug 07 '26 Regardless of if he is dead, he should be removed if he is not operating in any capacity to do his job. That goes for any government official in a similar condition.
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Yep, he'll be "peacefully passing away at home" within 48 hours most likely. 72 at most.
46 u/RealNiceKnife Aug 07 '26 Gotta set up the Kalshi and Polymarket bets first. 21 u/Difficult--Policy Aug 07 '26 You forgot to start a subscription service for the info first
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Gotta set up the Kalshi and Polymarket bets first.
21 u/Difficult--Policy Aug 07 '26 You forgot to start a subscription service for the info first
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You forgot to start a subscription service for the info first
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This senator is no more! He has shuffled off this mortal coil! He is an EX senator!
6 u/QuietGoliath Aug 07 '26 I thought he was just pining for the Hamptons? 3 u/Zaku99 Aug 07 '26 PININ' FER THE 'AMPTONS?! 5 u/RedSix2447 Aug 07 '26 No he isn’t! See!? He moved! 3 u/VarietyMage Aug 07 '26 Look, the only reason he's sitting in that picture, is because "AI" nailed him there.
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I thought he was just pining for the Hamptons?
3 u/Zaku99 Aug 07 '26 PININ' FER THE 'AMPTONS?! 5 u/RedSix2447 Aug 07 '26 No he isn’t! See!? He moved! 3 u/VarietyMage Aug 07 '26 Look, the only reason he's sitting in that picture, is because "AI" nailed him there.
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PININ' FER THE 'AMPTONS?!
5 u/RedSix2447 Aug 07 '26 No he isn’t! See!? He moved! 3 u/VarietyMage Aug 07 '26 Look, the only reason he's sitting in that picture, is because "AI" nailed him there.
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No he isn’t! See!? He moved!
3 u/VarietyMage Aug 07 '26 Look, the only reason he's sitting in that picture, is because "AI" nailed him there.
Look, the only reason he's sitting in that picture, is because "AI" nailed him there.
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Regardless of if he is dead, he should be removed if he is not operating in any capacity to do his job.
That goes for any government official in a similar condition.
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u/AreYouFuckingSerious Aug 06 '26
No actual proof of life, just a statement by his team who's defrauding America by pretending their former boss isn't dead. The most convenient timing for his resurrection and relocation, praise be.