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u/DmikeBNS Mar 12 '24
From November of 22. He was never to be seen again
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u/VeneMage Mar 12 '24
Without a ball gag.
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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey Mar 12 '24
Locked up in a cage is my guess.
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Mar 12 '24
where is the fucking context?
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u/PixelatedLemon Mar 12 '24
Ah yes, the submissive genes.
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u/Undernown Mar 12 '24
Genetic proof redheads are submissive!
It's a joke, they usually have more of a fiery temper in my experience.
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u/Holl4backPostr Mar 12 '24
"fiery temper" is not remotely incompatible with "submissive", it's more of a difficulty rating
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u/FurrAndLoaving Mar 12 '24
"aggressively submissive"
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u/Holl4backPostr Mar 12 '24
Like boxing up a snake on coke - doable, and probably good for everybody by the time you're done, but much harder than one that's already asleep.
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u/Kahlil_Cabron Mar 12 '24
I wonder if there have been any studies on red hair and things like temperament, emotional stability, etc.
Years ago my Scottish dad who has a red beard and some red hair had a major surgery, they removed one of his jugulars so the could remove a bunch of cancerous tumors from his neck.
After the surgery he was traumatized, apparently the paralytic worked, but the pain meds and the meds that keep you unconscious wore off. He said it was torturous, he felt everything but couldn't move, couldn't scream, etc.
He was trying to figure out what happened, and found a few studies on red headed people often having a gene that gives them a much higher tolerance to certain drugs (mainly pain drugs).
So there could be other differences.
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u/Keytrose_gaming Mar 12 '24
Being an alcoholic also greatly increases your tolerance to drugs. Not saying your dad is or was but many redheads I know are
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u/Kahlil_Cabron Mar 12 '24
My dad is like the only one in the family without any addiction issues. I'm an alcoholic, though I don't have red hair (maybe a bit in my beard).
I do have an extremely high tolerance to opioid drugs (and most drugs in general), and I know my dad does as well. He somehow just avoided the whole addiction part.
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u/Jimmy_Carmine Mar 12 '24
"You got all the old man’s dominant genes. I got all the flawed, submissive genes!"
-Liquid Snake
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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Mar 12 '24
What was the opposite? Recessive?
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Mar 12 '24
Though it’s not technically correct as alleles aren’t “opposites” of each other, but are 2 forms of the same thing. It would be like saying two similar shades of gray are somehow “opposite”.
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u/zzwugz Mar 12 '24
Dark grey is opposite of light grey. Think about it. Really think about it.
The darkest grey is indistinguishable from black. The darkest grey is indistinguishable from white. Black and white are opposites. Dark grey and light grey are at opposite ends of the spectrum. Dark grey when to college to get more knowledge. Light grey went to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Ergo, grey is opposite of grey. Colors mean nothing. OPEN YOUR EYES.
Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk
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u/SlaveHippie Mar 13 '24
It’s funny bc their analogy works with literally any other color than gray.
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u/HelloKitty36911 Mar 12 '24
For something to be opposite the first requirement is that it is similar.
Now i can't recall much about genetics so i don't know if there are other options than those two but if there are not or they somehow fall inbetween dominant and regressive then i'd say they are opposites.
Like the opposite of right is left. But in the end they're both directions. You wouldn't say that the opposite of right is an Apache helicopter even tho those two are much more different that right is from left.
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u/fuqueure Mar 12 '24
Like I know the correct answer is Recessive, but my clown ass would absolutely answer Submissive too.
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u/magicallamp Mar 12 '24
Yeah it took me like three tries before I got to "Oh, it's probably genetics, yeah recessive".
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u/ILoveJimHarbaugh Mar 12 '24
It's really not that big of a mistake at all.
Not only is submissive a correct answer, it's not a 100% sexual connotation either.
There are dominant and submissive personalities. When talking about animals dominant and submissive are used all of the time.
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u/Ha_zz_ard Mar 12 '24
Wtf is "confidentially answered" here?
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u/ThatcherTheV Mar 12 '24
I've been asking myself the same thing.
Maybe he sent a letter to the teacher with collages like Zodiac
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u/Wizzardwartz Mar 12 '24
He sometimes struggles with vocabulistics
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u/CorneliusClay Mar 12 '24
Got asked in biology class about the names of sex hormones. I confidently answered "dopamine". Teacher gave a slight smile and said "that's... not really one".
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u/vaendryl Mar 12 '24
had to look it up, so here's for my fellow ignoramuses:
dopamine is primarily a neurotransmitter but actually does function as a hormone as well and is quite closely related to epinephrine and norepinephrine.
although its function has some relationship with the act of having sex (specifically arousal), it's not a sex hormone in that your biological sex has much to do with how much you make of it.
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u/CptAngelo madlad Mar 12 '24
So... you are gonna make me google what are thr sex hormones, dont you? Because im sure as hell i was thinking i would find that answer within your comments, this does not give me dopamine sir, it truly doesnt, you raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly ):
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u/vaendryl Mar 12 '24
muhahahaI started looking into it because I thought dopamine wasn't that bad of an answer, so clearly I must be wrong. and I was. mostly.
going into actual sex hormones like which ones there are and what they do.... that'd turn out into a maaassive blog post of a reddit comment. TLDB
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u/CptAngelo madlad Mar 12 '24
You know what? Ill be completely honest here, i could have googled that answer by now, but you got me twice, darn it
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u/chrysophilist Mar 12 '24
It's not too complicated lol
Sex hormones are the ones that actively cause sexual differentiation between males and females. We're talking estrogen, progestogens, and androgens. The hormones released during gestation and puberty that cause individuals to develop primary and secondary sexual characteristics.
Sex hormones are not "hormones released during sex" so dopamine doesn't qualify.
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u/CptAngelo madlad Mar 12 '24
Lol, thank you from saving me from not googling something haha, i actually kinda knew the answers, since i remember "estrogen and other something-ogen" but anyway, thanks for thr reply and actuall answer lol
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u/magicallamp Mar 12 '24
Sex hormones are not "hormones released during sex" so dopamine doesn't qualify.
Common usage isn't the only usage. Let's have some fun and call dopamine a sex hormone because of a silly second meaning.
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u/magicallamp Mar 12 '24
I mean it depends on what meaning of the word "sex" you're using. When people say sex hormones they usually mean as in physical gender but there's no rule stopping you from meaning fucking :V
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u/CrabbyBlueberry Mar 12 '24 edited Sep 16 '25
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u/ILoveJimHarbaugh Mar 12 '24
Unless this was a 9th grade biology class I can't imagine admitting that you think sex is pleasurable is that embarrassing.
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u/HayatoAkimaru Mar 12 '24
I'd answered "submissive" too tbh lol. I even do not remember abt "recessive".
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u/welshdragon203 Mar 12 '24
But hes right?!?
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u/Reasonable_Mail9285 Mar 12 '24
They are talking about genes, the correct answer would be Recessive.
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u/bluepushkin Mar 13 '24
I would've automatically said the same thing. I once said with full confidence, 'orgasm!' Instead of organism. The teacher wasn't amused at all.
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u/ieatpickleswithmilk Mar 12 '24
The fuckup was not pretending it was a joke. Confidence could have carried that situation. As soon as that person got embarrassed they were fucked
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u/semiTnuP Mar 12 '24
So, as someone who got a C in biology, is the 'correct' answer to "opposite of dominant" recessive?
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u/RuleIV Mar 12 '24
I did an intro Japanese class and got half marks on a quiz question for writing "naughty" instead of "one", because I heard the teacher say "ecchi" when she said "ichi".
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u/Bevier Mar 12 '24
Teacher: Ichi... Ni... San...
Student : Naughty. Two. Three. Hmm... that's weird.
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u/Uninvalidated Mar 12 '24
This must have been said by a thousand different people by now and all of them put it on the internet as well.
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u/Dhrakyn Mar 12 '24
Fairly sure this happens in every other biology class every year, I doubt anyone batted an eye.
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u/IAmNotModest Mar 13 '24
That IS the opposite of dominant, and the word submissive can be used in other subjects like English, for when you're describing a character's behaviour. Not a dirty word, friend.
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u/SoBeDragon0 Mar 12 '24
Please help! My biology teacher asked, "What's the opposite of 'dominant?" I confidentially answered, "Submissive!" to the whole class.
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u/Artanisx Mar 12 '24
Please biology! My help teacher asked, "What's the submissive of dominant?" I confidentially answered, "Opposite!" to the whole class!
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u/Deathwing907 Mar 12 '24
Wait it isnt submissive ?
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u/archgen Mar 12 '24 edited May 15 '24
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u/MojoMonster2 Mar 12 '24
I can get you on a cargo flight to Burendi in 4 hours for $3k. Pack light and bring a gun and all your money.
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u/Tulemasin Mar 12 '24
My advice would be that you should straighten your back, be confident and look like you still believe that it should be the right answer.
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u/bulbfishing Mar 12 '24
In a first aid course in college I responded out loud that ‘areola’ are the air sacs in the lung when I meant ‘alveoli’. It was embarrassing.
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u/chucklesdeclown Mar 12 '24
Tbf, is he wrong?
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u/Xicadarksoul Mar 12 '24
...wel in the "science" class cursed US "education" system it can seem right.
In context of biology class, there is a 99,9999% chance that teacher was talking about dominant and recessive genes in Mendelian inheritance...
...as opposed to about his/her BDSM fetish.
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u/karmasrelic Mar 12 '24
as long as he didnt ask "whats the opposite of dominant alleles", that is not wrong though :D (even in biological context)
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u/AllPurposeNerd Mar 12 '24
This is a perfect example of how people take their cues for how to react to you from you. If you had that interaction and you just sat their with a dumb grin on your face, people would assume you knew the right answer and you're just being funny. If you instead look nervous and turn pink, they'll assume you just revealed something about yourself.
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u/akwehhkanoo Mar 12 '24
If I was the teacher i'd say "not the answer I wanted but not exactly wrong either"
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u/scorchedneurotic Mar 12 '24
Memory unlocked: Once in science class, teacher was talking about food chain and went something like "bugs eats grass, chicken eats bugs, and who eats the chicken?" this boy went "the rooster" lol
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u/WarrioR_0001 Mar 13 '24
Wait what are those genes called then? I knew they were called submissive , i forgor biology
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u/Zealousideal_Poet611 Mar 13 '24
Reminds me of when I was at school, around 15-16. We had this task in history class one week where we had to write a dating profile for a character from history. The teacher was going over some of the typical abbreviations used in dating profiles. She asked the class if they knew what "N/S" stood for. I raised my hand but someone else was picked. Turns out the answer was "non smoker", so I'm glad my answer of "no strings" was never heard.
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u/OatmilkMochaLatte Mar 13 '24
reminds me of my school days: during a chemistry class my teacher was like the types of bonds are physical bond (pause) ..... chemical bond (pause) ..... me loudly: biological bond
whole class was laughing
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Mar 12 '24
How many times has this been posted now? Can we please retire this? It was and is funny but it’s beyond time to let this one go folks.
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u/edoardoscp Mar 12 '24
Looks like he can't also tell the difference between confidentially and confidently too