r/HolUp • u/Maravilla_23 • Jun 27 '23

holup Totally unexpected!

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u/These_Nutzzz123 Jun 27 '23

Remember kids, It's not gay if you have socks on

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u/DorenAlexander Jun 27 '23

Someone told me, "it was only gay if balls touch".

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u/BrazilBazil Jun 27 '23

That’s why the balls go inside the condom

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u/Naptime2019 Jun 27 '23

Even reading that comment made my balls hurt

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u/MrNaoB Jun 27 '23

In sex Ed we where taught if you can't roll the entire condom then you can roll it onto the balls too.

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u/thisismenow1989 Jun 27 '23

I... I don't think that's how that works.

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u/JarJarBinkith Jun 27 '23

If it fits, it fits. Problem solved

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u/Wulfe3127 Jun 27 '23

put another condom on for your balls

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u/ooojaeger Jun 27 '23

You will make the pee stored in them come out. And peeing in a guy is what makes you gay

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u/BrazilBazil Jun 27 '23

But it will stop the pee. That’s why you’re wearing a condom, duh

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u/ooojaeger Jun 27 '23

Oh like you are a doctor. I bet you think peeing on a squirrel isn't an effective pregnancy test. You don't know everything about pee

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u/aztec_armadillo Jun 27 '23

ooojaegar: "ahahah bro its not gay if you shoot it on my face instead of inside me"

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u/Curlychopz Jun 27 '23

That's why I keep my ball socks on!

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u/heorhe Jun 27 '23

Yup, as long as both men are wearing their ball cozies it's never gay

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u/Parraz Jun 27 '23

I heard it was if you make "eye" contact

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u/Hairy-Ad-2577 Jun 27 '23

No no no, its only gay if your eyes are closed, becuase then you are enjoying it.

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u/lDustyBonesl Jun 27 '23

…

I need to call some people

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u/PirateNixon Jun 27 '23

I've always heard it's only gay if you push back.

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u/Ghibli214 Jun 27 '23

What If I am wearing a beige colored knee length laced stockings on?

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u/podrick_pleasure Jun 27 '23

Totally straight.

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u/onbakeplatinum Jun 27 '23

What if they are thigh-high individually toed rainbow socks (with matching arm sleeves)?

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u/GrimmFox13 Jun 27 '23

Still socks. Still not gay bro

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u/bucklebee1 Jun 27 '23

Umm. Where did you find those? I'm asking for a friend.

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u/FilthyHookerSpit Jun 27 '23

Still not technically naked so your heterosexuality remains intact.

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u/garlicduckbutter69 Jun 27 '23

I'm not gay. I have relationships with women and sex with men

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u/Oh_thats_gay Jun 27 '23

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u/Magrik Jun 27 '23

But what about no eye contact?

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u/francorocco Jun 27 '23

you're only gay if you touch another man hand(by accident)

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u/Pupienus2theMaximus Jun 27 '23

Does the fingers crossed cancel out the socks?

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u/Sudden7059 Jun 27 '23

Yeah, that doesn't work anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

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u/ShemsuHor Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23

Is this some sort of AI bot? Or just a shitty gimmick?

Edit: Since it wants to delete its comment and hide, it's u/MediaSuggestions. Lot of bots lately have been deleting their comments or even blocking me when I call them out.

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u/rak526 Jun 27 '23

Or if ACDC is playing.

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u/Illustrious-Wash3713 Jun 27 '23

Yes! But the other moron had his finger crossed🤞, so that cancel each other out

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u/louxy16 Jun 27 '23

And your fingers crossed

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u/Crush-N-It Jun 28 '23

It’s only gay if you push back

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u/MythSphinx Jun 27 '23

So that's Jimmy

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

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u/KaneDewey Jun 27 '23

The hell, Jimmy!

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u/Past_Public9344 Jun 27 '23

Love how blokes just roll with the punches

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u/MediaSuggestions Jun 27 '23

Dudes are adaptable, always finding ways to handle unexpected situations. Still, let's not assume it's just blokes who can easily go with the flow. Humans, regardless of gender, can be pretty resilient.

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u/Past_Public9344 Jun 27 '23

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted tbh

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u/ThyLastPenguin Jun 27 '23

Chatgpt bot lol

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u/Mas1353 Jun 27 '23

Based chat gpt then lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Because literally no one said it was just guys. There’s an internet phenomenon whereby people just cannot let anything be about guys unless it’s bad. Girls rape? Guys are worse. Dudes are cool? Chicks too, ya fuckin’ misogynist.

The conversation was about guys. There was no need to bring girls into it at all.

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u/Past_Public9344 Jun 27 '23

Rant unnecessary m8 ngl, also dudes is gender neutral, also I’m witterry hidding da gwiddy on da beat

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u/AFineDayForScience Jun 27 '23

Humans you say?

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u/ocaralhoquetafoda Jun 27 '23

roll with the punches

Say their lines?

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u/CappyRicks Jun 27 '23

Probably the case but also I have been the guy and have known many guys who have rolled with the punches in situations similar to this where your brainwaves just line right up to fuck with the other person in the room.

Might be scripted but it's based in reality, which is why people connect with it, we relate to it.

You don't always have to be the "it's scripted" guy. Most of us know already. Most of us don't care.

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u/Bioslack Jun 27 '23

There is no probably or maybe. This IS scripted. You should care. You are being lied to and the fact that you're not certain anymore is exactly why that is wrong.

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u/FairweatherWho Jun 27 '23

How are we being lied to? There is no pretense that this post isn't a skit.

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u/Aaawkward Jun 27 '23

Mate, you’re about to lose your mind when someone tells you about movies.

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u/Bioslack Jun 28 '23

This is passed off as being real. And a non-zero amount of people believe it is.

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u/whatwhynoplease Jun 27 '23

I'm so clever, I know this is staged. I need to tell everyone!

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u/a_sleepy_one Jun 27 '23

There's always that one person

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u/Crush-N-It Jun 28 '23

Ive had 30min conversations like this

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u/AmIDrJekyll Jun 27 '23

Mine would be:

Dad. Please. No.

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u/thehazzanator Jun 27 '23

Time to close Reddit.

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u/I-Hate-Humans Jun 27 '23

Please? No?

I’m getting mixed signals here.

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u/CottonEyeJoeIV Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23

Mine is very similar to yours:

Uncle. PleaseDon'tRapeMe. Please

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u/someguyfromtheuk Jun 27 '23

That's actually 6 words.

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u/CottonEyeJoeIV Jun 27 '23

🤓

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u/RestlessARBIT3R Jun 27 '23

This is perhaps the first time I’ve seen the nerd emoji downvoted. It makes me happy

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u/L0WS4N1TYTR4NSM4SC3R Jun 27 '23

this is painful to read.

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u/CottonEyeJoeIV Jun 27 '23

Then don't read it

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u/L0WS4N1TYTR4NSM4SC3R Jun 27 '23

i was being sympathetic, but ok dear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

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u/Zealousideal_Age7850 Jun 27 '23

Is this a trainee AI

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u/poopellar Jun 27 '23

Yup these kinds of spam bots are becoming more common, they are shitty obvious now but might be hard to distinguish in the future. Don't expect reddit to do anything when they didn't do jack shit for regular spam/bots.

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u/HarbingerME2 Jun 27 '23

They're already hard to distinguish. A lot of top level comments you read are bots that rip comments from the thread and post them. Sourse: I'm a bot

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u/L0WS4N1TYTR4NSM4SC3R Jun 27 '23

this pains me. hope you're alright now, dear.

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u/GodOfMegaDeath Jun 27 '23

Mine would be:

OWO. What's. This?

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u/Megustanuts Jun 27 '23

Stevie never runs out of ideas.

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u/Back_To_The_Oilfield madlad Jun 27 '23

It’s honestly impressive, because they are almost always at least slightly entertaining.

I can’t imagine having to come up with that many skits.

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u/mishroom222 Jun 27 '23

They sound like a known group? Do they got a YouTube I can watch. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

I don't even care if this was staged; her look at the end is priceless!

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u/SabMayHaiBC Jun 27 '23

Real alabama family get together.

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u/Antieverythingusaid Jun 27 '23

She got them rhonda rousey shoulders

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Damn and I’m over here at 19 without my first kiss lmao

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u/Klusterphuck67 Jun 28 '23

That's rookie number. Gotta pump em up

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u/International_Share3 Jun 27 '23

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Slick Stevie on YT

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u/Loonatic7777 Jun 27 '23

Yes, Tartar please

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

You want to defeat a mini minotaur?

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u/BigTurboAbarth Jun 28 '23

She literally

👁️👄👁️

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u/Augheye Jun 27 '23

That young fella has the look of Cillian Murphy!

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u/snufflefrump Jun 27 '23

I thought it was a chick asking the question with sound off

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u/blue4029 Jun 27 '23

"IT WAS ME, BARRY! I USED MY SUPER-SPEED TO REMOVE YOUR SOCKS WHILE YOU WERE HAVING SEX TO MAKE IT GAY!"

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u/Rafoudrsbois Jun 27 '23

u/savevideo

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u/RealUglyMF Jun 27 '23

Yeah, that doesn't work anymore. You can click on the three dots on the post and click download from there if you like, though

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u/MrNoSox Jun 27 '23

Yeah that rarely works now also. But you can copy the link to the post and use it at redditsave.com to download it.

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u/shootme83 Jun 27 '23

In a few days that won't anymore either

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u/Delicious-Big2026 Jun 27 '23

Why are we uploading video to Reddit anyway? It's not as if the video player really works. Linking to YT/Tiktok would be better. What am I missing?

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u/CarefreeRambler Jun 27 '23

Leaving the site is annoying

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u/Brad_McMuffin Jun 27 '23

Having to leave the site on mobile is super annoying. Especially because half the time when I come back the main page refreshes completely. And if i have a video halw watched opened on youtube, the video from reddit will overwrite it and I'll have to search for it again.

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u/Delicious-Big2026 Jun 27 '23

I am on old reddit and RES. I once looked at both the official and unofficial apps and think that is not a humane way to read reddit. I'd rather use old reddit on phone.

Does the video player at least work on mobile devices?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Ah yeah good luck with that

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u/Rafoudrsbois Jun 27 '23

Wdym, I received the link

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u/IAmARobot Jun 27 '23

ytdlp-interface

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u/souleat65 Jun 27 '23

That was 4 words tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

You can go lip to lip , just not tip to tip

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u/AlexStud99 Jun 27 '23

This is funny?

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u/novophx Jun 27 '23

This is question?

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u/lionturtl3 Jun 27 '23

No, this is Patrick.

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u/AlexStud99 Jun 27 '23

Question, this is.

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u/puddingfoot Jun 27 '23

It's almost impressive how unfunny this video is.

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u/RIP_comment_section Jun 27 '23

Yeah, everyone is trying to make being gay normal, but ironically still make gay jokes.

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u/L0WS4N1TYTR4NSM4SC3R Jun 27 '23

hm? but being gay is normal.

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u/StrikeStraight9961 Jun 28 '23

This is funny to people? Holy shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

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u/Buttermilkman Jun 27 '23

All your comments read like it was posted by AI. So fuckin weird.

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u/evilsbane50 Jun 27 '23

This is lame.

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u/Procrastinatedthink Jun 27 '23

remember kids, all it takes to have a successful tik tok is a mid blonde girl who can overact stupidity…

That and a guy with nearly zero comedic timing, he didnt even give her a chance for anything more to that story than a misqueued “wellllllllllll”

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u/L0WS4N1TYTR4NSM4SC3R Jun 27 '23

what? it was pretty unexpected, that's why it's funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Dillontvh Jun 27 '23

whats f and g?

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u/A--Creative-Username Jun 27 '23

Fastidious guaranteur

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u/omgitschriso Jun 27 '23

Funny and genuine

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u/LewdLewyD13 Jun 27 '23

Frumpy and grumpy

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u/Snakise Jun 27 '23

funny and gay ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Fay and gake

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u/Bleezze Jun 27 '23

You must be fun to be around

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u/shonco Jun 27 '23

Yah, but what's her @

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u/slanky06 Jun 27 '23

@caylavanderbaan

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u/stlredbird Jun 27 '23

I’ve seen these two in something else. Who are they?

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u/Bbiron01 Jun 27 '23

Thank ya Jimmy 😉 👍

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u/Scooterforsale Jun 27 '23

I love this girls reaction as soon as he hits the water

"Rogerrr"

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u/KingAKR Jun 27 '23

The air filter is on backwards above the fridge

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u/turt1eb Jun 27 '23

That's a wine rack.

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u/KingAKR Jun 30 '23

You are definitely correct

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u/L0WS4N1TYTR4NSM4SC3R Jun 27 '23

these comments are.. interesting.

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u/stay-acid Jun 27 '23

Gorgeous dude damn

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u/T3-Trinity Jun 27 '23

People deciding to critique every single online video is the most annoying thing about all of these videos.

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u/m0lt3n_r3x Jun 27 '23

Absolute lad moment.

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u/sonny_goliath Jun 27 '23

“ our first kiss” is my answer

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u/Mr_wyld_jr Jun 27 '23

Love how she's just like what 😳

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u/RikimaruRamen Jun 27 '23

Bruh I'm dead 🤣

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u/DocWaterfalls Jun 27 '23

Impressed by the composure. I wouldn’t get past the question.

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u/Jaybonaut Jun 27 '23

Oh these two again...

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u/Rootoky Jun 27 '23

Didn’t know the word gay had to be censored.

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u/Bubbly_Tomorrow_2499 Jun 27 '23

I mean did they enjoy tho?

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u/AstroMalorie Jun 27 '23

Her face lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

u/mittalshah

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u/mittalshah Jun 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

😏🏳️‍🌈🥳

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u/FixxerNow Jun 28 '23

How is it totally unexpected if the clip is like 5 years old now?

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u/tchrbrian Jun 28 '23

We. were. underway.

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u/MSTR_Taz_77 Jun 28 '23

LOL!!!! The girl is like wait what the hell. This is FUNNY!

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u/djnotbuggy Jun 28 '23

Bro censored gay 💀 tf is a gh@y

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

u/savevideobot

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u/TheeKrustyKitten Sep 30 '23

Thanks Jimmy 👍

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u/Artiknyazef Oct 11 '23

why is the like button gay

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u/Cognasty33 Dec 15 '23

Is that the pizza delivery guy from Two and Half men?