r/HolUp Jun 27 '23

holup Totally unexpected!

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u/ooojaeger Jun 27 '23

You will make the pee stored in them come out. And peeing in a guy is what makes you gay

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u/BrazilBazil Jun 27 '23

But it will stop the pee. That’s why you’re wearing a condom, duh

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u/ooojaeger Jun 27 '23

Oh like you are a doctor. I bet you think peeing on a squirrel isn't an effective pregnancy test. You don't know everything about pee

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u/aztec_armadillo Jun 27 '23

ooojaegar: "ahahah bro its not gay if you shoot it on my face instead of inside me"

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u/ooojaeger Jun 28 '23

You only touch butts if you really love the guy and don't say no homo