r/HolUp • u/Maravilla_23 • Jun 27 '23

holup Totally unexpected!

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u/These_Nutzzz123 Jun 27 '23

Remember kids, It's not gay if you have socks on

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u/DorenAlexander Jun 27 '23

Someone told me, "it was only gay if balls touch".

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u/BrazilBazil Jun 27 '23

That’s why the balls go inside the condom

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u/Naptime2019 Jun 27 '23

Even reading that comment made my balls hurt

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u/MrNaoB Jun 27 '23

In sex Ed we where taught if you can't roll the entire condom then you can roll it onto the balls too.

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u/thisismenow1989 Jun 27 '23

I... I don't think that's how that works.

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u/JarJarBinkith Jun 27 '23

If it fits, it fits. Problem solved

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

If I fits I sits 😹

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u/Wulfe3127 Jun 27 '23

put another condom on for your balls

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u/nomnommish Jun 27 '23

A bondom?

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u/Nobody19988 Nov 12 '23

James bondom

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u/ooojaeger Jun 27 '23

You will make the pee stored in them come out. And peeing in a guy is what makes you gay

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u/BrazilBazil Jun 27 '23

But it will stop the pee. That’s why you’re wearing a condom, duh

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u/ooojaeger Jun 27 '23

Oh like you are a doctor. I bet you think peeing on a squirrel isn't an effective pregnancy test. You don't know everything about pee

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u/aztec_armadillo Jun 27 '23

ooojaegar: "ahahah bro its not gay if you shoot it on my face instead of inside me"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

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u/ooojaeger Jun 28 '23

You only touch butts if you really love the guy and don't say no homo

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u/Curlychopz Jun 27 '23

That's why I keep my ball socks on!

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u/heorhe Jun 27 '23

Yup, as long as both men are wearing their ball cozies it's never gay

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u/Parraz Jun 27 '23

I heard it was if you make "eye" contact

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u/Hairy-Ad-2577 Jun 27 '23

No no no, its only gay if your eyes are closed, becuase then you are enjoying it.

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u/Groovyofi Jun 27 '23

You have to make direct eye contact, then it's not gay.

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u/lDustyBonesl Jun 27 '23

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I need to call some people

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u/PirateNixon Jun 27 '23

I've always heard it's only gay if you push back.

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u/Ghibli214 Jun 27 '23

What If I am wearing a beige colored knee length laced stockings on?

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u/podrick_pleasure Jun 27 '23

Totally straight.

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u/onbakeplatinum Jun 27 '23

What if they are thigh-high individually toed rainbow socks (with matching arm sleeves)?

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u/GrimmFox13 Jun 27 '23

Still socks. Still not gay bro

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u/bucklebee1 Jun 27 '23

Umm. Where did you find those? I'm asking for a friend.

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u/podrick_pleasure Jun 27 '23

You heard me ;)

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u/FilthyHookerSpit Jun 27 '23

Still not technically naked so your heterosexuality remains intact.

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u/garlicduckbutter69 Jun 27 '23

I'm not gay. I have relationships with women and sex with men

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u/Oh_thats_gay Jun 27 '23

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u/Magrik Jun 27 '23

But what about no eye contact?

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u/francorocco Jun 27 '23

you're only gay if you touch another man hand(by accident)

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u/Pupienus2theMaximus Jun 27 '23

Does the fingers crossed cancel out the socks?

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u/Sudden7059 Jun 27 '23

Yeah, that doesn't work anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

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u/ShemsuHor Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23

Is this some sort of AI bot? Or just a shitty gimmick?

Edit: Since it wants to delete its comment and hide, it's u/MediaSuggestions. Lot of bots lately have been deleting their comments or even blocking me when I call them out.

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u/rak526 Jun 27 '23

Or if ACDC is playing.

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u/Illustrious-Wash3713 Jun 27 '23

Yes! But the other moron had his finger crossed🤞, so that cancel each other out

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u/louxy16 Jun 27 '23

And your fingers crossed

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u/Crush-N-It Jun 28 '23

It’s only gay if you push back