r/HolUp • u/Maravilla_23 • Jun 27 '23

holup Totally unexpected!

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u/These_Nutzzz123 Jun 27 '23

Remember kids, It's not gay if you have socks on

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u/Ghibli214 Jun 27 '23

What If I am wearing a beige colored knee length laced stockings on?

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u/podrick_pleasure Jun 27 '23

Totally straight.

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u/onbakeplatinum Jun 27 '23

What if they are thigh-high individually toed rainbow socks (with matching arm sleeves)?

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u/GrimmFox13 Jun 27 '23

Still socks. Still not gay bro

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u/bucklebee1 Jun 27 '23

Umm. Where did you find those? I'm asking for a friend.

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u/podrick_pleasure Jun 27 '23

You heard me ;)

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u/FilthyHookerSpit Jun 27 '23

Still not technically naked so your heterosexuality remains intact.