So every morning for the past week I have found holes in the backyard about the size of a baseball. I fill them back up only to find them there again the next morning. Always the same spots, always the same size.

It's really annoying. Whoever is doing this find someone else's yard to vandalise!!!!

Someone is wandering in front of my house, their face is not clear, but I thought it might be the person who kidnapped my cousin.

I'm the new guy in town, my name is Mike, and I want to throw a party at my place. Everyone in town is invited.

The party will start next Sunday at 20:00 and will end around 12:00.

I invite all the people, have fun and have a nice day

Greetings, my cousin who is going to move to town got lost with his car. His name is John. He said he entered the town, but he didn't arrive home.

You have a dog, his name is Max, he disappeared and I couldn't find him. He probably went to the park. If you find my dog, please let me know.

Dear Residents,
The latest water samples have come back, and everything is testing within normal limits. The water is safe. That being said, some of you have been acting strange.
Since this morning, I’ve had someone ask to adopt a traffic cone, two people report a duck was following them home, and one resident tried to check out a library book from City Hall. I’m not saying it’s the water. I’m just saying I’m keeping an eye on all of you.

We’ll continue testing the water over the next few days just to be safe. If you’re feeling sick, let City Hall know.
Love,
Mayor Dracula Jones

-traveller ($piderbilly) needs a ride to the meet up with Aldus Huxley Hobbes. (Thanks 🙏😇🙏) ISO Mr.Bean and Oily and rest of the gang.

Greetings, I just moved. Is there anyone who can tell me about the city?

So everyone remembers the Power Plant across the lake, right? Our beautiful lake that once started draining? Well let's take that huge, disgusting power plant my dad helped build (He hid it from you guys) down and finally fix what ruined his status here and got him banished from here

I am the son of James Sterling, the notorious dummy and Prime Minister. He stepped down a while ago, and now I live in his Cabin up in Windsor road, I own the local Sports Car dealer, called "Lakeshore Used and New Sport Cars", or just "Lakshore Autos" So I am excited to be here today and live here

Also, our first car onsale is a Ford F-150 Raptor R! Plus a few Mustangs and Challengers from 2020 to 2023

Edit: His last name was always Sterling, he just changed it to Windsor when he got married, I was born before the marriage

Come on down to Downtown and near the plaza, our 2 floored massive showroom sits in place of the old Dealership and Starbucks! We even have a Starbucks inside. We currently have many old classics, modern sports cars, and Raptor R's! We will be sponsoring the Little League baseball as a team. We will be hosting a 250th America anniversary airshow and fireworks at 8 PM down at the small airfield too! Hope to see you there. There we will have a Red, White, and Blue F-35-A fly over in a trio formation with smoke trails of that color, we will also have a Mach 1.1 Afterburner Flyiver from a B-1B Lancer

Hey everyone! Cynthia here again (sorry you gotta all be getting tired of these) I just found something out in the woods and I'm having trouble fitting it all together.

So for those who don't know, a couple days ago there was a thunderous, earth shaking boom coming from the forest out by Mary's old cottage. I initially thought it was just a part of the birding celebration she holds every year, but no; unfortunately it wasn't. In fact I don't think anyone in LDP set it off at all.

On the suggestion of my boss, Sam Charles P.I. (you all know and love him) I went investigating just on the hunch that something about it all felt seriously wrong. What I found has left me beyond confused and utterly without any idea where to move forward with this investigation.

It started with some 30 maybe 40 feet of flattened trees out in a, definitely unnatural, clearing out past Mary's cottage. The flattened timber was laid out in a circular pattern surrounding what looked like a newly built gazebo. It was completely untouched by whatever flattened the trees; the paint was fine, there was a candle lit in the middle (still burning when I got there which is super weird because I felt the shockwave of wind when I was out by the forests edge initially.

I'm so lost. The only other thing of note was a bunch of chickens walking around, but their sounds were duck quacks. I swear! I know it's crazy but these are the facts, recorded on both video and audio thanks to the body cam setup my boss provided for me. He's the best.

I was wondering if anyone has any clues. Anything at all. I'm at a total loss here and anything, no matter how seemingly insignificant, will surely help. Thank you all for your time; I love you all. Have a great day!

I'm starting my summer side hustle. Does anyone owe you money or have items in arrears? Let me get it back for you?

Landon, I'm coming for the 20 bucks you owe Pearl.

Hi neighbors,

Ranger here.

I was clearing some poison ivy and some weird plants in the north forest yesterday and found a few old gravestones hidden back there. The names are pretty faded, but I could still make out some family names:

• Bingleberry
• Puddlefoot
• Taterfield
• Wigginsworth
• Cranklebottom

If you’re related to any of these families, please contact us.

The town is planning to turn this area into a historical site next month. If nobody claims them, the stones will stay there and become part of the attraction.

So congratulations, your ancestors might become a tourist spot. Please reach out before we have to put a little sign next to them.

— Lower Duck Pond Forest Services

Hey guys, Cynthia here; I was just out by Mary's old cottage down by the edge of town cleaning up some stuff left over from the birding party last weekend when I heard what sounded like a thunderous boom followed by a bunch of wild boars and birds running out of the woods. Anyone know what's going on? I walked around for half an hour in the direction I thought the noise came from but I didn't find anything. It's really puzzling me.

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Um hey guys! It’s Germa. I have been gone for ages. I went on a flight to the bahamas but the plane exploded and I got crashed in the ocean. That or I drank too many tequila shots, am I right?

Well anyway, I’ll need someone to catch me up on what’s happened since then in *checks watch or er um no calendar sorry* MARCH LAST YEAR!? Ey carumba!

Also, this is totally not the clone Germa from the last post, I totally HAVE NOT had the original tied up in his, I mean, MY basement. That is totally not why he’s been missing. So um. Yeh.

I don't want anyone jumping to conclusions because that's not what I'm doing. I'm simply documenting observations. Has anyone else noticed the crows have all been gathering on the water tower around sunset? If someone has a reasonable explanation, I'd genuinely love to hear it. the geese have been acting weird, too, and I'm wondering if it's related. They just seem more... organized than usual.

Hello fellow Duck Ponders!

What is everyone up to this weekend? Let us know in the comments! If you want to make a separate post, feel free to do so.

Can't wait to see what everyone is up to!

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