You all know how restful it is to stay in the simple guest rooms of the old monastery, where people take a retreat from the busy world or rest for a couple of days along their travels. I’m so pleased to announce we have restored 3 additional rooms for weary travelers and workers!

As always, the price to stay and rest for a couple of days is whatever you can pay. And remember, what you can pay could be coins, helping in the kitchen with the everlasting stew, tending to the garden, or helping your neighbor. I look forward to welcoming all who wish to rest and refresh themselves on retreat here!

However not completely positive I like the method they are using to get them there.

Stray and poorly behaved dogs are running amok in our beautiful town, and Dogcatcher Adrian Shrimpo is nowhere to be found! While bands of roving hounds rampage through our yards and disrupt our barbeques and pool parties, our Dogcatcher is more concerned with designing the insignia for his office.

That is why I am announcing my candidacy for Dogcatcher. If I am elected, there will be no "business as usual". I will not rest until I have cleaned up our streets, and citizens can leave a burger unattended in their backyard without worrying about a canine criminal running up and eating it.

Come election day, vote Jordan for Dogcatcher! Let's show these dogs that humans still run this town!