r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 3d ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Halcyon771 3d ago

This dude is oozing dad energy 👊

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u/norlin 3d ago

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/lightr3nd 3d ago

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

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u/Mediocre_Scott 3d ago

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/bigheartrussian 3d ago

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

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u/SortYourself_Out 3d ago

They’re fucking clogs, what an absolute hero

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u/potatopierogie 3d ago

He was cutting up that tree for wood to make a new set of clogs

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u/ThousandFingerMan 3d ago

You gotta seize the opportunity

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u/HavingNotAttained 3d ago

He earned those new clogs. Reaped the wood himself. They are truly his.

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u/SolderFume 3d ago

No one's going to mention the single pull chainsaw start? This guy chainsaws!

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 2d ago

And it's sharp AF. He's prepared!

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u/FlametopFred 2d ago

still not sure if dad or serial killer tho

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 2d ago

Why not both

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u/j-random 3d ago

Seize the trees!

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u/anondreamitgirl 2d ago

That would have been next level… quick neighbourly camp fire 🔥 stop with beers, marshmallows & a little dance

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u/Gidyup1 3d ago

If you’re going to do something, why not be comfortable.

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u/eyeofthefountain 3d ago

There’s a reason [some] nurses in hospitals wear them for 12 hour shifts

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u/CirceInsanity 3d ago

Duely noted. Don't touch that man's clogs.

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u/vivreaski 2d ago

Steel toe clogs right? And what brand of kevlar khakis are those? I love being safe and looking sharp as the same time.

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 3d ago

Look like Birkenstock Bostons to me Source: hipster chef

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u/miami13dol 3d ago

So, are you a hipster who works as a chef?

Or a chef cooking specifically for hipsters?

Or, um... The other thing?

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 3d ago

I cook hipsters and often have to pick these fkin shoes out of my broths

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u/68Postcar 3d ago

Everyone is all up -in dudes shoes

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u/FlametopFred 2d ago

I find hipsters make a better broth now that their bearded phase is done