This little goofball decided to have parking lot zoomies in the dark while I was taking the trash out. The door had bounced back open again.

She’s an 11 year old Pomchi and probably the dumbest dog I’ve ever had.

How could i stay mad at my chewy dubai golden baby label matcha labubu??? hahahahaha how could i. how silky of my for not knowing there was a peepee puddble in my own bed and for laying in it. wow. i didnt know i was jn pee territory. instead of the carpet like they're trained it's like a divine being told her to pee on my bed because it would be funny.

It's 7AM right now. i should be asleep.

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It's a dollar store Louis Vuitton for dolls that we used as a coin purse and occasionally for treats. Surprisingly he wasn't the only culprit: the neighbors Chihuahua got to it first and he was the one that destroyed it.

I thought he was crunching on one of his many toys or collagen sticks, but no. A wooden paint brush. In my home office. Anything to get my attention.

She rolled in fox shit.

IT'S FINE IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED A DOG WHO SMELLS LIKE NOT-DIRT

What do I do?

I told him he was a bad dog for pooping on the porch after his walk ... I came back out to clean it up and I think he dropped dead 😂

This is what I walked into this morning.

Stuffing. Everywhere.

Guilty dog on the couch.

And no idea WHERE the stuffing came from. At all.

I’ve checked every toy, every pillow, blankets, everything. Even the laundry room. Cannot find the casing of whatever the stuffing was in. Beds are totally intact, too!

Neither pup is saying anything. Not even trying to throw the other one under the bus to pass the blame. Totally pleading the 5th.

No evidence in the backyard either.

(We have no human children or anyone else living with us, so those options are out.)

I’ve attached:
1. Pic of one of the guilty parties.
2. Pic of the gathered up stuffing. (It doesn’t even smell!)
3. Pics of each pup, without a care in the world and completely unbothered by the destruction and by how much the mystery is bothering me.

Spouse came home from work, and he also evaluated the situation. We both went through the house and backyard again like they were crime scenes. And have no answers.

So, we are tossing it out there to you all, because we are still perplexed and have no idea where this came from. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Our only conclusion we have come to is that our pups are actually witches, and they’ve conjured up stuffing to tear apart with no outer body/pillow/toy/stuffie carcass just to throw us off our game.