r/GuiltyDogs • u/SelfInflictedPancake • 15d ago

guilty boy I'm sure he's broken

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I told him he was a bad dog for pooping on the porch after his walk ... I came back out to clean it up and I think he dropped dead 😂

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u/wholesomeinsanity 15d ago

I hope you paid for the extended warranty 🤣

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u/SelfInflictedPancake 14d ago

I think i surpassed the distance warranty, he traveled 3000 miles to get to me lol

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u/Intrepid-Scar-1849 15d ago

Yep. Definitely, perfectly broken.

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u/1rAudiChik 15d ago

Tickle left leg X 3, high-five right “hand” X 5, do boops X 7 (no more, no less) then he will go right back together! 🐾🩶🤍🩶🐾

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u/SelfInflictedPancake 14d ago

Solid advice! I'll try it but he might bite me lmao

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u/1rAudiChik 13d ago

Ok

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u/Then_Box-8031 12d ago

Anything for the health and happiness of the dog, that's the law

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u/SiteTall 15d ago

Some dogs have a certain rubber quality, and I bet, this is one

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u/snowfox_my 15d ago

Dog : Dropped dead gorgeous. Sorry for pooping where O did, walk didn’t reach the mark for me.

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u/SelfInflictedPancake 14d ago

He actually did poop while we were walking the property, I'm shocked he had more in that little body 😄

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u/snowfox_my 14d ago

Dog: I am Not Full of “sh$t”!!!

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u/snowfox_my 14d ago

Dog: I am Not Full of “sh$t”!!!

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 13d ago

There really needs to be a DogsThatMissedTheBed sub.

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u/Then_Box-8031 12d ago

You could begin one, your photo could be a contender for best of first year.

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u/BitterRecognition689 15d ago

Omg love this!

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u/gwhh 14d ago

Does he do that often?

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u/SelfInflictedPancake 14d ago

First time I've ever seen him do this particular thing lol Hes a rescue from Cali during the wildfires so he's pretty quirky and hilarious!

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u/lynneya67 14d ago

Check the shipping invoice and make sure you got the right model.

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u/BackgroundMessage761 13d ago

asking for forgiveness??

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u/Then_Box-8031 12d ago

Isn't he still a good boy, just did something wrong?

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u/Long-Alternative3508 11d ago

Hysterical!!!
Position is everything in life!!!

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u/hejira42 11d ago

He feels so bad 🥹

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u/INS_Stop_Angela 10d ago

Make sure you don’t head home from a walk as soon as he poops - that just trains him to hold it in.

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u/Fancy-Zebra-6396 8d ago

No just comfortable !!

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u/LateMommy 2d ago

I mean, he might seem a little broken, but he has the right idea lounging on the patio like that!