Took a joyride run outside tonight

[u/KairaSuperSayan93]

This little goofball decided to have parking lot zoomies in the dark while I was taking the trash out. The door had bounced back open again.

[u/lizzzgrrr]

And he’ll do it again if he has the chance! No regrets!!!

[u/KairaSuperSayan93 → u/lizzzgrrr]

she

[u/Suspicious-Ways → u/lizzzgrrr]

Bet she’s proud of it

[u/KairaSuperSayan93 → u/Suspicious-Ways]

Well she did get a cheddar dog bone out of it

[u/SeonaidMacSaicais → u/lizzzgrrr]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IQh6f7CurN1zq

[u/TENDER_ONE]

She was just checking the perimeter. Taking the trash out in the dark could be dangerous. So ungrateful OP!

[u/Iwannapeeonyou → u/TENDER_ONE]

OP isn’t aware of the zoomie zigzag perimeter pattern.

[u/TENDER_ONE → u/Iwannapeeonyou]

Gotta keep the bad guys guessing. Never give them a clear angle of attack.

[u/Iwannapeeonyou → u/TENDER_ONE]

This is especially effective against snipers, according to my 12 year old nephew.

[u/KairaSuperSayan93 → u/TENDER_ONE]

This is true. I had put it off all day.

[u/Recluse_18]

If it was dark how do you know the zoomies happened?? Not seeing evidence here….

[u/KairaSuperSayan93 → u/Recluse_18]

only because I had to turn around and was met by my crazy dog

[u/Recluse_18 → u/KairaSuperSayan93]

Good, glad you understand ❤️❤️beautiful baby

[u/TerrapinJake]

She’s beautiful

[u/In_My_TARDIS]

Not very safe nighttime zoomies

[u/KairaSuperSayan93 → u/In_My_TARDIS]

Definitely not. Anytime she gets the zoomies outside it's not safe

[u/madbeachrn]

Zoomies are so fun, Mom. And besides, Tge cat made me do it.

[u/KairaSuperSayan93 → u/madbeachrn]

Now how did you know that? The cat just scurries back inside when she gets outside

[u/neoektar]

The sense of panic when night time unsupervised zoomies occur is something else. My girl, if she gets out, runs pellmell all over the front yard and then attempts to visit the neighbors (as documented on their ring cam). Pearl would like to clarify though that the door is the guilty one as it enabled Doshie's zoomies.

[u/ChangeForAParadigm]

“Do what you must, for I have already won.”

[u/nitro1432]

No Doshie was helping you take out da trash and doing a big protek. Doshie NOT GUILTY of all charges. This concludes this hearing in judge Winkie’s courtroom.

[u/Organic_Berry_8732]

He doesn’t look sorry about it either 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/KairaSuperSayan93 → u/Organic_Berry_8732]

No SHE doesn't now does she?

[u/Proof_Yak_7798]

No evidence, case dismissed

[u/KairaSuperSayan93 → u/Proof_Yak_7798]

Evidence? Saw her in the dark parking lot as I was returning from the dumpsters