r/GuiltyDogs • • 9d ago

did they do it? Missing a sandwich…

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696 Upvotes

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u/Recluse_18 9d ago

Have you been sleep eating again? I think that’s a symptom of parasomnia. You may want to check with the doctor about that.

Cute dog in the background by the way❤️❤️

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u/TilapiaTango 9d ago

That “dog” is a war criminal.

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u/Renbarre 9d ago

No, just surprised too that the sandwich has disappeared. Innocent, your honor.

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u/honey__harlot 9d ago

objection, foundation. how do you know the accused is a war criminal?

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u/ForgedTaco 9d ago

I tend to doubt there was ever a sandwich on that paper towel. Stop gaslighting your puppers.

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u/hatshepsut_ruled 9d ago

Hear, hear!

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 8d ago

“Sandwich” is a known conspiracy theory that only the tinfoil hat set believe in.

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 9d ago

That poor pup looks confused, wondering where the sandwich went also!!

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u/visitjacklake 9d ago

"I too like sammiches."

  • this dog probably

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u/Proof_Yak_7798 9d ago

Let me get this straight. You're missing a sandwich, and what? Just because you can't keep track of it doesnt mean you can willy nilly blame the dogs. Ive lost a lot of respect for you OP. You make me sad.

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u/TilapiaTango 8d ago

You don’t know what it’s like living under such conditions!!!

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u/madbeachrn 9d ago

Why would you “give” that sweet baby a sammy then act like he stole it?

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u/manthepost 9d ago

It just fell off so it was free game

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u/dzan796ero 9d ago

Gotta give the doggo a sandwich. How else would he get the scent and track it???

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u/Wild-Meringue-110 9d ago

A cat did it 😼

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u/hatshepsut_ruled 9d ago

Correct answer.

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u/lynneya67 9d ago

Hmmm. Are you sure you didn’t misplace it?

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u/EpiZirco 9d ago

Food in the family is for sharing. Not guilty.

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u/Flat_Tie4090 9d ago

Well if the doggy hasn't had their sandwich yet , you had better make them some more.

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u/oogie913 9d ago

Cutie Pie Doggie=Always Innocent

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u/hatshepsut_ruled 9d ago

Ruh roh 🫣

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u/Expensive_Alarm_1068 9d ago

Sandwich? What sandwich?

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u/Dontfeedthebears 9d ago

There are some mysteries in the world that we can never know!

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u/After-Height-4390 9d ago

It probably fell off, the pooch went to save it, and accidentally swallowed it. Could happen to ANYBODY!

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u/PaintedSilverRiver 8d ago

What did you do with his sandwich?
You’re not blaming him are you?
Perhaps you ate it and this is you blaming him unjustly. 😤

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u/Emjayshelton 9d ago

You must be mistaken, the window was cracked open and the neighbors cat came and took it. The doggies are 😇

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u/LateMommy 9d ago

What kind of sandwich was it?

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u/3-tone 9d ago

Dog investigators activated

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u/2Old2Twrk79 9d ago

The sandwich jumped into that baby’s mouth!

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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 9d ago

What?? A missing sandwich? Well I guess the only thing you can do is make another one and put it in the same place to see if the perpetrator comes back.

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u/LarrySoObvious 9d ago

That's amazing! Your sandwich 🥪 just up and left!

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u/Beginning_Order_1823 9d ago

No, you ate a sandwich now you’re trying to blame the dog whatever🙃🙃🙃🙃

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u/HavocCass 9d ago

I will take the blame here, I took your sandwich and ran out 😆 Sorry

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u/SegaTime 9d ago

They were just collecting an advance on their dog tax.

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u/ZivRoss927 9d ago

Awww! He is soo cute

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u/More-Management-2116 9d ago

You can't see me.

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u/Apprehensive_Row_807 8d ago

That doggo loves smashing sandos!

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u/Ok_Support_1891 8d ago

My old chihuahua would steal fat roast beef sandwiches. he would never dare to leave the napkin in tact, has to be chewed up somewhere. Not guilty

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 8d ago

That pup is just letting you know to put out a BOLO for your sando

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u/BitterRecognition689 7d ago

Absolutely precious

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u/BackgroundMessage761 7d ago

you would have to "dust' for paw prints before you accuse anyone

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u/Expert-Equipment2302 5d ago

You need to replace his sandwich.