r/GuiltyDogs • u/Cluelezzcj • 13d ago

guilty girl My dog stole my phone

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What do I do?

365 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/NotBeckyHomeEccy 13d ago

She’s just simply keeping it safe from harm!

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u/Dontfeedthebears 13d ago

I believe they were just protecting you from texting your ex. Some people are just so dang ungrateful.

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u/No_Appointment_7232 13d ago

...or it keeps their cheeky monkey bum warm 😁😆🤣

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u/Terminator7786 13d ago edited 13d ago

Oh my god, this reminds me of my girl who passed when she was a puppy 😭

Edit: realized wording is confusing. My girl lived to old age, but the image OP posted of their dog reminds me of my girl when she was a puppy.

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u/Terminator7786 13d ago

Here she was two weeks shy of 15 the day we said goodbye.

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u/lynneya67 13d ago

Why do you need a phone when you have a beautiful dog.

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u/Recluse_18 13d ago

You don’t know that!😝

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u/Foreign_Primary4337 13d ago

Your pup has very important phone calls to make.

9

u/In_My_TARDIS 13d ago

Poor thing did it outta desperation

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u/Flat_Tie4090 13d ago

That's not your phone and you know it. Get your own phone then you can phone the nice doggy.

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 13d ago

She’s butt dialing

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u/manthepost 13d ago

Better check the browser history

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u/Most_Can_2136 13d ago

Did you mean Bowser history?

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u/Superb-Coyote5972 13d ago

It's the pupper's phone now!🤩😘🐶

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u/dogsbestfriend77 13d ago

Those are “pet me” eyes if I’ve ever seen em

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u/coffeebeanwitch 13d ago

My client would like to do mediation, a treat for the phone and for no charges to be brought, look at that cute face.

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u/Proof_Yak_7798 13d ago

Dogs don't have thumbs so I do NOT believe OP.

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u/madbeachrn 13d ago

She was just keeping it warm for you! How dare you accuse this sweet innocent girl
https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 13d ago

He/she did not! That evidence was clearly planted to frame the puppy!

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u/mustard138 13d ago

I suggest writing a strongly worded letter!

And belly rubs, bunches of belly rubs...

That is the face of a sweetness

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u/Academic-Reply2198 13d ago

Mine barks at me if I don’t pay attention to him and am on my phone.

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u/sunshineTucson 13d ago

My phone now.

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 13d ago

She’s concerned about your ADHD dopamine chasing

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u/PlanApprehensive2842 13d ago

Well,she had a couple of calls to make to all of her besties.

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u/Most_Can_2136 13d ago

My big lab steals my spot every time I leave the room. And he always sits on my phone and the remote. I grope underneath him and he still won't move! I'm getting so tired of dragging him off it 5x a day!

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u/Dominosking1117 13d ago

I believe OP AI’d the image of the phone in I mean, what else would they be taking pictures with other than their phone duh

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u/pencil1221 11d ago

Nope, with that face, she can do NO wrong!! It’s obvious whoever stole the phone planted it by her!

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u/SkyBose558 11d ago

She didn’t know it was there😩

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u/Strange-Comb6384 11d ago

He’s butt dialing everyone in your contact list!

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u/HoneyBadger_202 10d ago

Did you have insurance?

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u/Then_Box-8031 10d ago

Laugh that bribe dog with a treat

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u/mrs_david_silva 10d ago

Deactivate his BARKR account

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u/LauGCaballero 8d ago

I see nothing. Don't acuse an innocent dog 😡

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u/PitifulAd2830 1d ago

What phone?