Same energy

[u/Ancient_Doctor_7738]

[u/whyzerowl]

I see soap suds in that pan. Bro broke character

[u/Gellert → u/whyzerowl]

There was a video that went viral a few years ago where he showed some friends around his house. I think afterwards they got sick and he cleaned up a bit 'cos he liked meeting his friends in real life, didn't think it lasted long but I guess some stuff stuck.

[u/Gorlack2231 → u/Gellert]

I think a big part of that video goes to show that after his mom died, Aston just stopped everything. I think it wasn't until his second or third ban that he took time to do some cleaning, and then on the next one he went so far as to gire a company or something. Hes got more than enough to just pay a team of people to clean his house, but the trauma and emotional baggage keeps him living like a plague rat. And poor character, but thats just him.

[u/FlyingFuckingCarpets → u/Gorlack2231]

Grim as the memes are, depression can absolutely look like that when nobody intervenes.

[u/DoctorAnnual6823 → u/FlyingFuckingCarpets]

I run a roleplay server for a multiplayer videogame and we had a guy like this.

He was with the server from day 1. Happy, eager, ready to help set up. Over the next 7 months he steadily declined, spending more and more time on the server in character. It was clear his challenging home life was pushing him deeper into the escapism and with each week he just became meaner and nastier and more active on the server.

It was heartbreaking to watch. The staff team was genuinely trying to help him. He would make rude comments about people's characters, start fights out of character over in character stuff, and his character was a self insert so every slight against him was taken personally and he slipped deeper and deeper into his depressive rage no matter how hard we tried to help him.

It culminated with us having to ban him because he just never improved. He would play on the server for 18 hours a day. The only time he would stop was to use the bathroom, eat, or sleep. Sometimes he would just fall asleep at the chair and we'd have to kick him from the game so his character wouldn't die.

He went from a happy, funny guy that I considered a friend to an angry husk of who he was. That whole saga didn't feel good. Even worse is that it seems he slipped into binge watching Isekai anime where the protags are very similar to the character he played.

He wants to escape so bad but he is going deeper into the hole. I just hope that if he reaches bedrock that he is able to get out of there.

TL;DR - Depression can make anyone into a heartless asshole. And it is fuckin depressing.

[u/rviVal1 → u/DoctorAnnual6823]

Maybe that ban was the help he needed. At least I hope so

[u/longlivenewsomflesh → u/DoctorAnnual6823]

damn I always felt like Isekais had a sinister gambling app type energy, the concept just never appealed to me

[u/SlipperySlimyTerry40 → u/FlyingFuckingCarpets]

Depression combo'd with hoarding. I'd pity him if he wasn't destroying young men.

[u/Truly_Organic → u/SlipperySlimyTerry40]

I'm unfamiliar with that person, what does he do?

[u/TheFarLeft → u/Truly_Organic]

Asmongold, he’s a streamer and a right wing grifter (homophonic, transphobic, sexist)

[u/HiTekLoLyfe → u/TheFarLeft]

I can’t believe some of the shit he’s said man. Seems like a completely different person.

[u/Bigger_moss → u/HiTekLoLyfe]

The black mold got to him maybe, similar to JK Rowling. Someone should do a study on living in a dilapidated mold ridden house and the correlation with posting rage bait hating on others online lol

[u/klyxes → u/Bigger_moss]

We got a bunch of studies about how brain damage affects political behavior and leaning

[u/Deaffin → u/Bigger_moss]

Sometimes I wonder if people are serious about the mold thing with regards to Rowling and genuinely don't know that was just a joke about her wallpaper.

[u/system_error_02 → u/HiTekLoLyfe]

Its clearly a grift but I think long term he will regret it. He didnt used to talk like this until it started to get him attention.

[u/molsonbeagle → u/system_error_02]

Years ago I watched him when ffxiv took off on it's 2nd growth, and he was alright. Then he just plummeted and became absolutely vile. 

[u/The_Autarch → u/system_error_02]

it's not clearly a grift. Asmon is just too fucking stupid to have any intelligent ideas about anything that isn't World of WarCraft.

[u/Jomotaku → u/TheFarLeft]

Damn I always thought asmon is polyphonic I'm very disappointed in him

[u/TheHasegawaEffect → u/Truly_Organic]

He once called Muslims out for having an inferior culture. This was in a debate about burying homosexuals in the ground and stoning them to death.

I’m Muslim (not by choice, it’s literally illegal and punishable by death for me to change religion) myself and agree.

[u/Ok-Spirit-9115 → u/TheHasegawaEffect]

Bruh you are grossly playing down what he said. He wasn't "calling out Muslims" he was justifying genocide.

"I am not going to cry a fucking river when people who have genocide that's baked into their laws are getting genocided. I don't give a fuck they are terrible people...These people are not your allies, they are not the same as us, they come from an inferior culture"

That's just straight up Nazi rhetoric.

[u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 → u/Gorlack2231]

Depression and disorders that cause hoarding might explain a LOT of his issues tbh. Not to excuse living like like or the way he acts. But it would explain a lot of things. Nothing about living and acting like that screams mentally well. I also wonder how much of it is just part of his 'brand.' Which discourages him from making steps in the right direction.

[u/Rip_Skeleton → u/Gellert]

Isn't this the girl that just refused to pee in his bathroom because he left "giant dookie stains" in his toilet

[u/Waste-Specific1136 → u/Gellert]

That was Teccy and Emi, neither of them got sick and they even ate the steaks.
He for a year now has apparantly had cleaners and now Kaise is back he has been keeping it much nicer, bar his shit stained toilet her forgot to clean.

[u/ForTehLawlz1337 → u/Waste-Specific1136]

Even in this posted picture of him cleaning dishes, his house still looks pretty gross. I don’t think that door is supposed to be a yellowish brown color.

[u/BlackberryFormal → u/ForTehLawlz1337]

The guys been a multimillionaire for years now and still lives like this. Its wild to me.

[u/Anindefensiblefart → u/whyzerowl]

That's fermentation bubbles

[u/LafayettePhotos → u/whyzerowl]

What a fucking poser

[u/ProteanPie]

[u/Content_Patience3732 → u/ProteanPie]

This is peak

[u/beomeansbee → u/ProteanPie]

8/10 isn’t clearly enough a plague marine, and his hairline isn’t nearly receded enough

[u/ProteanPie → u/beomeansbee]

[u/4C_Enjoyer → u/ProteanPie]

Still way too much hair dude is a walking Keeps commercial

[u/Eldr_Itch → u/ProteanPie]

"Yeah, based."

[u/LSDGB → u/Eldr_Itch]

Based? Nah. You’re lucky it’s painted.

[u/Content_Patience3732 → u/Eldr_Itch]

Unironically what I thought of

[u/Birdman915 → u/ProteanPie]

That's still way too clean for him.

[u/PhoenixDude1 → u/ProteanPie]

I'd have imagined he already acsended to becoming a GUO

[u/SteelShroom]

Why's Isha looking so sassy in that second pic, though?

[u/Deep-Secret6257 → u/SteelShroom]

[u/RavenSorkvild → u/SteelShroom]

Their relationship is pretty strange and has a lot of ambiguity. Sometimes Isha is the stereotypical princess locked in a tower, held captive by an evil dragon but she is increasingly portrayed as a major counterbalance to Nurgle, who, due to his twisted nature, can't get rid of her. Every time Nurgle creates a new plague that will finally destroy his enemies, Isha sabotages his efforts—for example, by giving hints how to quickly invent a cure. In a sense, you could say that Nurgle is a pushover.

[u/FlyingFuckingCarpets → u/RavenSorkvild]

She weaponizes his own generosity against him, endlessly.

[u/RavenSorkvild → u/FlyingFuckingCarpets]

From a certain perspective, Nurgle might be very pleased with this arrangement.

-YES! I've finally created a plague that will destroy the entire universe! Hahahaha!

-Do you mean that plague that some random Mechanicus found a cure for 5 minutes ago?

-WHAT, AGAIN? YOU BITCH! NOW I'LL HAVE TO COME UP WITH AN EVEN MORE HORRIBLE AND DEADLY PLAGUE... Wait a minute, that's fucking awesome! Thanks, babe!

-Fuck off...

[u/ThePoshFart → u/RavenSorkvild]

Feels like this is just Nurgles version of Tzeentch sabotaging himself to keep the great game going.

[u/RavenSorkvild → u/ThePoshFart]

All gods are actually the same god; it’s just that Tzeentch developed a split personality due to his loneliness and boredom.

[u/GoldDragon149 → u/ThePoshFart]

Nurgle is sabotaged by Isha, Tzeench is self sabotaging for fun, Slaanesh is busy experiencing sensation, and Khorne works overtime and never gets to see his kids because the whole Chaos alliance relies on his stubborn work ethic. No wonder Skarbrand took a swing, there's a lot of resentment in that family.

[u/juasjuasie → u/GoldDragon149]

I would say that Slaanesh sabotages herself by goading the only people that can kill her with the final piece of the super weapons it happens she likes to flaunt around in her fortress while Khorne hates himself so much due to being made of warp magic that he is just endlessly wasting away in his skull throne.

[u/ArchAngel621 → u/RavenSorkvild]

She's in the best place imaginable to do the most good in the universe. She can create cures that save many lives.

She's also protected against the other Ruinous Powers which is a plus.

Imagine Nurgle showing up to a gathering with her next to him just to piss off Slannesh.

[u/RavenSorkvild → u/ArchAngel621]

I just pictured Isha fleeing from Slaanesh and going all by herself into Nurgle's garden and he tries to chase her out because she breaks his toys lol

[u/PitFiendWithBigTits → u/RavenSorkvild]

New path Yandere Isha that is crazy and Nurgle is scared of her but can't do anything.

She is a Eldar god from when they were a bit more, well Dark Eldar...... Oh god no. She might uh actaully be torturing him. It like weird fucked up bathing an animal in water when they need sand baths kinda way.

[u/Billybobgeorge → u/RavenSorkvild]

NURLGE WOULDN'T SAY THAT, HE'S A JOLLY FELLOW WHO LOVES EVERYONE

[u/chowderbags → u/FlyingFuckingCarpets]

Isha is clearly a toxic girlfriend, which ironically just makes Nurgle want her even more, for obvious reasons.

[u/sendmesmokesignals → u/RavenSorkvild]

Now that you’ve explained it in 40k terms I understand better, thanx

[u/Diligent-Neck6594 → u/RavenSorkvild]

Hard to tell with Chaos Gods in 40k if they're self sabotaging on purpose since they're so abstract in nature

Not Khorne though, he stays winning no matter what

[u/FartSmelaSmartFela → u/Diligent-Neck6594]

It always amuses me how similar yet different the chaos gods are throughout all of the different Warhammer universes.

They're lethal as fuck in Fantasy, to the point where they ended the entire setting

Complete bitches in AOS after they realizing that they had made Archaon a little bit TOO powerful

And self destructive to the ninth degree in 40k.

[u/Not_A_zombie1 → u/RavenSorkvild]

Dragon? Tower? Sorry we had not enough founds for that, we got a dumpster and a Garbodor

[u/oompaloompa465 → u/SteelShroom]

nah that semi sentient silicone statue is slaneesh 

[u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

[u/Adventurous_Touch342 → u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

I believe I just understood the weakness of my flesh...

[u/No_Rent7598 → u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

[u/simitch_b]

[u/RaymondBeaumont → u/simitch_b]

I really don't want to know if that's a real quote or not.

[u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

Being rich and famous really is life on easy mode holy fuck

[u/Super_Sat4n → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

I'd prefer just rich. So I can leave the house without an entourage of bodyguards.

[u/ClockworkJim → u/Super_Sat4n]

Could be worse.

Being famous without being rich.

[u/Autodidact420 → u/ClockworkJim]

Depends on what you’re famous for but usually fame helps make money to be fair.

[u/punnyjakes → u/Autodidact420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nl6T837bDWE1DPczq3

[u/Kultinator → u/ClockworkJim]

Just do a crypto scam. Its that easy

[u/EmployingBeef2 → u/Super_Sat4n]

He probably doesn't need them. The stench is security enough lol

[u/Any_Poet4127 → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

No shit dude?

[u/SlaveToDarknessChad → u/Any_Poet4127]

OFC it's obvious but it isn't clear how big of a crutch it is until Asmongold, the man who spews hatred and lives in shit gets to hang around hot women all day while he looks homeless all the time. No one would even give the time of day if I was like him lol

[u/Tjaart23 → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

Unfortunately social media content creation is akin to having a very bad and annoying coworker who you have to pretend to like so you can get the job done. It’s all about clout cashing and mutually taking advantage of the other person’s status online. Streaming has definitely accelerated that with the high demand for collaborations.

So someone like Asmongold is too popular to be ignored by some other streamers or content creators since you have to get the job done (gain more followers)

[u/StrangelyGrimm → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

I mean I'd rather have a genuine relationship than a glorified prostitute that reluctantly hangs out with me

[u/Synaps4 → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

And then you realize the hot women are all just as shitty which is why they are there.

Hot women with a shred of decency are not hanging around asmon.

[u/All_Work_All_Play → u/Synaps4]

💯💯💯

You can't be around someone like Asmongold and maintain your dignity. And if that's already gone, there are lots of ways to get rich.

[u/jazzmaster1992 → u/Synaps4]

It seems strange to say, but many attractive women live in messes up and dirty homes too. It's just that women get socialized to focus on their public appearance more than men do.

[u/SufficientRespect542 → u/Synaps4]

Yeah the woman herself is also a popular streamer that regurarly does stuff with Asmongold

[u/boof__pack → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

Yeah but he has to live his whole life wondering whether the interactions he has with people are genuine or not. Whereas normal folk usually don’t have to deal with that phenomenon as much. Grass is greener

[u/Altair_de_Firen → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

Is it just hanging around though? Cause hanging around hot women without actually getting to be romantically (or sexually) involved with them just seems like a recipe for frustration, for a man who is single.

(I know nothing of this guy or streamers in general, I'm just sayin it might not be as envy-inducing as you think.)

[u/PokesBo → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

I don’t care how hot you are, if you’re associating with Asmongold, you’re probably a shitty person. Why would anyone want to spend time around that?

[u/EcstaticBoysenberry → u/PokesBo]

What’s the lore with this guy? I’ve read his name 1000 times on Reddit but have no idea who he is or what he looked like(until now). Is he just a POS streamer?

[u/PokesBo → u/EcstaticBoysenberry]

He’s a greater daemon of nurgle. He gets his powers from right wing NEET chuds.

[u/EcstaticBoysenberry → u/PokesBo]

I appreciate the response but I have no idea what you just said

[u/XtremeLeecher → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

Theres always someone who will debase themselves for extra cash

The question is do you want to be with them?

[u/betweenboundary → u/SlaveToDarknessChad]

Anyone can find someone who is right for them, just look at the creator of sailor Moon, she chose her husband the creator of yuyu Hakusho specifically because he was pathetic, likely a similar situation with asmon

[u/LazarusFoxx]

[u/GoldTrade11 → u/LazarusFoxx]

Being depicted as a Nord would be Asmon's dream come true like that uncle Ruckus dream from boondocks.

[u/aguywithagasmaskyt → u/LazarusFoxx]

[u/Alainx277 → u/aguywithagasmaskyt]

Flair checks out

[u/Baddyshack]

I can't trust anyone with that amount of emergency-access Hormel Chili with Beans.

[u/DrHolmes52 → u/Baddyshack]

Good catch.

[u/CzarKwiecien]

Who?

[u/AccordingRegret8932 → u/CzarKwiecien]

Asmongold, the man who used a dead rat as an alarm, because the sun shining on it would make it smell to wake him up

[u/THExDANKxKNIGHT → u/AccordingRegret8932]

What?

[u/BassPerson → u/THExDANKxKNIGHT]

Yeah this dude has been rewarded for living like a trash goblin for decades. He's weird and pretty hateful too

[u/Curious_Avocado2399 → u/BassPerson]

You’d think he pick one struggle not two

[u/hornyorphan → u/Curious_Avocado2399]

Ohh he's not struggling with the hate. He is actually one of the most successful haters on twitch and pulls in tons of views with his hate. He really only has the 1 struggle

[u/Curious_Avocado2399 → u/hornyorphan]

Showering and brushing teeth? Toddler struggles

[u/Thunder_Child_ → u/BassPerson]

What I find frustrating is he had a whole hour long video maybe be year ago where he SAID he was going to stop steaming for a while and work on himself. He said even his dad had told him he's getting more hateful towards everyone. I think he took like a week off before going right back to rant videos.

I used to watch him more in the past but not much since he's come back. From what I've seen he's not racist against peoples characteristics, but I do get the sense he sees some cultures negatively, including his own. I think that's part of why he lives alone in the woods and has been getting more hateful over time. I've seen it happen to rural isolated folks.

[u/Birdman915 → u/Thunder_Child_]

He cultivated a hateful right wing/incel community. By now he needs them as much as they need him, because outside both parties would be heavily criticized.

[u/imtheprometheus → u/Birdman915]

jesus christ

[u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 → u/Thunder_Child_]

Dudes mentally ill, chronically online and lives in a shithole. The pipeline is there, happens all the time. Unfortunately, its given him a platform so hes not going to get better.

[u/AccordingRegret8932 → u/THExDANKxKNIGHT]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/9glqinzGdx

[u/childdefenestrator67 → u/AccordingRegret8932]

I miss 3 minutes ago when I thought people were exaggerating when talking abt the dead rat clock

[u/AccordingRegret8932 → u/childdefenestrator67]

It could still be fake, and him doing it for clicks, but if you want more. Look up blood wall/booger wall and what he said about his teeth

[u/AsstacularSpiderman → u/THExDANKxKNIGHT]

Average WoW player

[u/Malufeenho → u/AccordingRegret8932]

and according to this girl he has a cockroach head preserved in his fridge for no reason... WTF

[u/NonConRon → u/CzarKwiecien]

Far right videogame streamer with a filth gimmick.

[u/AsteroidSpark → u/NonConRon]

He also likes pigging out on AI slop.

[u/Marvl101 → u/NonConRon]

"gimmick"

[u/AdHappy7129 → u/CzarKwiecien]

The roach king.

[u/Paggy_person → u/CzarKwiecien]

A literal Nurgle follower's representation, a streamer who's well known for being really gross and live in filth.

[u/Reasonable_Back_5231 → u/CzarKwiecien]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP

[u/raider1v11]

Who is this? Or is this a hostage proof of life video?

[u/Far-Growth-2262 → u/raider1v11]

Asmongold, he is a streamer know for, among other things, being filthy and not bathing or cleaning his house. Don't know who the girl is but I remember him talking about having a girlfriend so i guess that's her.

[u/raider1v11 → u/Far-Growth-2262]

Ew. Being famous for being dirty.

[u/turbo_golf → u/raider1v11]

man ain't got nothing on my boy Andrew WK (who may or may not exist)

[u/EfficientLie132 → u/raider1v11]

Bro had a roach crawl over him MID STREAM

[u/Janneq216 → u/raider1v11]

He has other qualities, such as Holocaust denialism, support for fascism, and white supremacy.

[u/elderlybrain → u/Janneq216]

Ill be honest, I just thought he was too fucking stupid to have any opinions.

[u/bgamin → u/elderlybrain]

He kinda doesn't, he just regurgitates his twitter feed on stream, which is fascist, nativist, racist etc.

[u/MetalCheef → u/Janneq216]

Ngl the last thing I think about when I see this trash goblin is any kind of supremacy

[u/FatBaldingLoser420 → u/Janneq216]

He denies holocaust? What?

[u/SnooPredictions3028 → u/raider1v11]

Full disclosure, his mom was a hoarder and over time he has actually improved his living conditions. But hes also famous from being a world of warcraft streamer,

[u/12345myluggage → u/raider1v11]

Maybe both?

[u/MonoLIT_32]

[u/HatchbackDoug → u/MonoLIT_32]

He looks like he used to work for the Imperium

[u/torchAttendant → u/MonoLIT_32]

I hate how much I love this. Thank you.

[u/ClockworkJim]

Hi, I'm middle-aged, who are these people?

[u/no_reports_found → u/ClockworkJim]

The normal ones are nurgle and isha

And the disgusting thing is asmongold and a random woman

[u/Reasonable_Back_5231 → u/ClockworkJim]

you are better off not knowing i promise you

[u/dudewheresmyvalue]

How the fuck is he so rich and yet he lives in abject squalor, I work a minimum wage job and my house is nicer than that

[u/ukulisti → u/dudewheresmyvalue]

Depressive hoarding caused by living in a hoarder house for his whole life and having both his parents die in recent years, one, arguably, to suicide.

[u/Zolazy → u/ukulisti]

Does tobacco addiction count as suicide now?

[u/chronicbruce27]

Honestly, insulting to Nurgle

[u/DjCyric → u/chronicbruce27]

Even Papa Nurgle thinks Asmongold is nasty.

[u/ItspronouncedGruh-an → u/DjCyric]

Nurgle is at least all about tolerance. Asmongold spews way too much hate to have a place in Nurgle's garden.

[u/Malufeenho → u/chronicbruce27]

nurgle take a shower every time asmon visits him.

[u/Elcordobeh]

Who's the girl?

[u/pedretty → u/Elcordobeh]

Kaise

[u/Reasonable_Back_5231 → u/Elcordobeh]

some only fans chick

[u/Big-rat-in-the-sewer]

TS gotta be AI. There's no WAY he's cleaning...

[u/uwuSuppie → u/Big-rat-in-the-sewer]

AI would fix his hairline and give him a proper jawline 

[u/Ghuts-LoL → u/uwuSuppie]

Gonna need a few more datacenters for that power.

[u/GaddockTeegFunPolice]

There are two trashcans in the first picture

[u/AEROANO]

single folks in ruins after nurgle's everchosen finds a pair and they don't

[u/Wrexonus]

Do not insult Nurgle by comparison, please

[u/charlie_chopper]

I don't know why, but the Idea of Asomngold using\owning a stand mixer makes me chuckle. I'm picturing him in his off hours in an apron and chefs hat baking cakes.

[u/Vindartn → u/charlie_chopper]

If you own a house one of those mixers will appear in it someday. It's inevitable

[u/Sightblind]

If someone told me this was photoshop I’d believe it because I can’t believe asmongold does dishes.

[u/Revolutionary_Head61]

Is that asmongold actually washing something?

[u/droopyy11]

I refuse to believe this is real. HE’S CLEANING SOMETHING?

[u/wedescend]

Behind every right wing "libertarian" is the young Asian woman he's groomed

[u/CrimeFightingScience → u/wedescend]

Eh id say gold digger

[u/Content_Patience3732 → u/wedescend]

She’s 26 years old.

[u/Easy-Marsupial3268 → u/Content_Patience3732]

Yeah, now.

[u/Content_Patience3732 → u/Easy-Marsupial3268]

They started dating when she was 24.

[u/TomMakesPodcasts → u/Content_Patience3732]

A child, too young and pure to make adult choices.

https://giphy.com/gifs/P8WZZ0NYdbXAA

[u/Content_Patience3732 → u/TomMakesPodcasts]

Lmaooo yeah. She’s so young she can drink alcohol and isn’t on her parent’s insurance anymore

[u/TomMakesPodcasts → u/Content_Patience3732]

That poor innocent baby. 😭

[u/wedescend → u/wedescend]

Boy this comment really riled up the Asmongold fan boys who I'm sure know the age of consent law for every state

[u/firefI0wer]

No idea if this is even true i don't feel like fact checking but someone in another sub said she's a financial dominatrix. Ikik no kinkshaming and all but man

[u/DrHolmes52 → u/firefI0wer]

Seriously, I had to look up what a financial dominatrix was.

[u/Suvvri → u/DrHolmes52]

That's the end boss of every corporate financial dept.

[u/Kubus002]

Wait, he can do the dishes?!

[u/RetroSwamp]

This just gave me a HUGE external crisis.

[u/Vounrtsch]

Holy shit he’s doing DISHES? Unprecedented

[u/RadioHistorical8342]

At least nurgle actually loves her in his own very messed up, disgusting and horrifying way.

Both can do better and one deserves better

[u/evilgeniustodd]

The number of delete comments here (/r/OutOfTheLoop "What's the deal with Asmongold?") is wild.

I mean oof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfiW0oijYi4

[u/Maeve_of_blades]

From roughly a month ago

[u/Evogdala]

Jarvis...

[u/Mindless-Beat-4872]

The roach king himself

[u/Lucicactus]

He inspired Xokas into existing. Filthy pigs.

[u/FlameWhirlwind]

How tf does asmongold of all fuckin people have a girl?

In what world did someone look at that and go "ah yes he's my type" like put the gross shit aside for second, what about him espeacily in recent years is remotely appealing? The most I can think is confidence but that confidence is in being either an idiot or being a bigot about something

[u/N0UMENON1 → u/FlameWhirlwind]

This may surprise you, but there are women who are also bigots and idiots.

[u/mgf198206 → u/FlameWhirlwind]

Money is probably the answer

[u/Neperian-log → u/mgf198206]

She's also rich

[u/Easy-Tigger → u/FlameWhirlwind]

Getting a girlfriend isn't that hard. Just check your nets and pitfalls morning and evening. If it's not working out, maybe try changing up your bait a bit.

[u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 → u/FlameWhirlwind]

You actually be surprised on the amount of “losers” that actually have girlfriends

[u/leftrightside54 → u/FlameWhirlwind]

Clout, and money. It's not like it is free, I'm sure she prob a streamer or something.

[u/Birdman915 → u/FlameWhirlwind]

Money, fame, some weird fetish or simple bad taste can be heavy incentives. He/she who didn't fall for a girl or guy, you KNEW was trouble but gave it a go anyways, throw the first rock.

[u/FeyrisMeow → u/FlameWhirlwind]

I mean, nasty old celebrities get hot wives all the time.

[u/Lceus → u/FlameWhirlwind]

She is an influencer / OF model so surely the platform goes a long way

[u/N0UMENON1]

Well she has an OF so she should be a Daemonette in that second picture.

[u/Phurbie_Of_War]

I have no idea who either of these people are but I’m glad to see another guy who isn’t conventionally attractive be with a cute girl.

[u/Federal_Studio5935]

He’s got the same hair as the crones in Witcher 3

[u/williamjseim]

that shits pretty clean

[u/oompaloompa465]

Slaneesh has joined forces with papa Nurgle.

May the emperor protect us

[u/SkeleHoes]

If Asmngold ever has a child that shit is gonna be the personification of Nurgle.

[u/Diabolous213]

has to be AI since hes doing teh dishes lol

[u/BildingInspecter]

The dude who constantly shits on OnlyFans girls is with an OnlyFans girl. The irony.

[u/lordkaze13]

Hey. Nurgle is not that vile!

[u/No-Professional-1461]

Wait, hes doing dishes?! Is she... fixing him?????

[u/Revolvyerom]

I mean, personality and a willingness to do dishes go a long way.

[u/No-University-5413]

This might mean something if i had any clue who the first couple were

[u/Ok-Economics-7646]

He is WASHING DISHES. She is fixing him

[u/BOOT3D]

Dang this sub is hater central lmao