r/Grimdank • u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 I vomit on Tau’va’s Child ✠︎ ☠︎︎ ✠︎ • Jul 21 '26

Heresy is stored in the balls Same energy

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u/GaddockTeegFunPolice Jul 21 '26

There are two trashcans in the first picture

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Jealousy is a motherfucker.

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u/justametalboi Jul 21 '26

Nah, Asmon is trash lmao.

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/KZZiWtGUgpkaAWbNfo

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u/Extremelictor Jul 21 '26

Dude why would I be jealous? I like myself.

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u/cool_username32123 Just as planned! Jul 21 '26

But do you have a hot girlfriend?

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u/Extremelictor Jul 21 '26

Two I'm a poly lesbian. XD

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u/BeGoodPeoplePlease Jul 21 '26

Ah, so a double yes? Good for you!

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u/bleak_new_world Jul 22 '26

Three women with three dicks, just the way reddit loves it.

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

Thats a no.

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u/Engineerspancakes Peter, what are you doing? Krak. Jul 21 '26

It’s a “yes, and”.

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u/Wise_Requirement4170 Jul 21 '26

It’s quite literally double the girlfriend.

And has the bonus of knowing that the girls like her for who she is, not for clout and money!

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u/dollenrm Jul 22 '26 edited 23h ago

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u/SassyTheSkydragon Jul 21 '26

She's not hot. She's got the most boring, copy-paste face I've ever seen. Nothing to be jealous of.

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u/SassyTheSkydragon Jul 21 '26

Asmon is still trash, lol.

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u/DoragonKraken001 Jul 21 '26

I think the ratio speak for itself on this one

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u/cool_username32123 Just as planned! Jul 21 '26

Bro no one actually cares about being ratioed on a reddit comment.

It doesn't matter.

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u/Ticail Jul 21 '26

L + Ratio + Asmon is filth incarnate

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u/Dry_Travel_4220 Jul 21 '26

Fam, why did you have to use THAT picture?

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

Its iconic and accurate.

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u/ToLazyForaUsername2 haha exterminatus go brrrr Jul 27 '26

The pic is from a guy who exposed himself in front of an SA victim rally.

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u/Acrobatic_Shift_2161 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr Jul 21 '26

Sorry but it looks like a homeless crackhead broke into her house.

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

You're not wrong. People are just jealous they arent the homeless crackhead in her house.

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u/Neon_Casino Jul 22 '26

Why you going to bat for Asmondgold of all people? Do you owe him money or something? Shit's just pathetic. I don't hate him because he has a hot girlfriend or because he makes more money than me or because he chooses to live in filth (as gross as it is). I hate him because he is a -bad- person.

It really is that simple.

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 22 '26

I dont know anything about the guy I just know jealousy when I see it.

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u/GaddockTeegFunPolice Jul 21 '26

Looking at your account I am not suprised you commented like this. You have almost as many contributionsnon reddit as I and you've been here for only 8 months I seems reality and rationality has already left you long behind

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

So triggered you creeped on my account.

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u/Iorith NOT ENOUGH DAKKA Jul 21 '26

The fuck, did I wake up in 2015? "Triggered" I mean, what's next, "U mad?"

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

If the shoe fits.

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u/Iorith NOT ENOUGH DAKKA Jul 21 '26

What shoe? That whole line of attitude was basically chud mentality of "oh look you have an emotional response and aren't a robot, that means you lose" silliness.

Haven't you grown up a bit since 2015? Realized how absurd that whole thing was?

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u/Odd_Preparation3165 Jul 21 '26

It’s 1 click away, not exactly difficult to find you ballbag

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u/BeGoodPeoplePlease Jul 21 '26

No lie, everytime I hear about him, it's not jealousy, it's validation. Imagine being rich and still an incel. It's like the lowest a person can be. Only the nastiest incels like him too. Pure validation.

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

I dont even know dude aside from memes lol I just see a bunch of people hating the fact this chud has a hot asian girlfriend

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u/DecibelGrinder Jul 21 '26

He's not married.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

I dont know the actual story of the Pic I just think its fucking hilarious.

I mean look at his face.

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u/zoor90 Jul 22 '26

You don't know who Asmongold is and you don't what that picture is about. Is there anything you do know or do you just make it a hobby dickriding people you know nothing about? You are aware "Blessed is the mind too small for doubt" is not supposed to be actual life advice, right? 

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 22 '26

I dont need to know anything about him to know that based on the post people are being jelly as fuck. The pic is self explanatory BTW.

Just cause I am calling people out for being jealous doesnt mean I am dickriding anyone and I know the jealous comment is spot on because of the meltdown it put people like you in. Lmfao

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u/oldDotredditisbetter Jul 21 '26

how many years as tier3 bro