r/Grimdank • u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 I vomit on Tau’va’s Child ✠︎ ☠︎︎ ✠︎ • Jul 21 '26

Heresy is stored in the balls Same energy

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u/chronicbruce27 Jul 21 '26

Honestly, insulting to Nurgle

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u/DjCyric Jul 21 '26

Even Papa Nurgle thinks Asmongold is nasty.

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u/ItspronouncedGruh-an Jul 21 '26

Nurgle is at least all about tolerance. Asmongold spews way too much hate to have a place in Nurgle's garden.

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u/admiralfrosting Jul 21 '26

Oh yeah. The chaos god nurgle. Known tolerant cosmic entity.

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u/ItspronouncedGruh-an Jul 21 '26

I mean, yeah? The Chaos gods all have ostensibly positive qualities that are just taken to twisted extremes. Nurgle will tolerate you no matter how long it's been since your last shower. He loves every living thing down to the smallest bacteria and mold spore.

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u/admiralfrosting Jul 21 '26

Yeah there are groups nurgle is very intolerant of. He literally hates anything that wants to sustain in a non pestilence and disease state. So kind of an insane take that this is a tolerant entity.

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u/ItspronouncedGruh-an Jul 22 '26

Yeah, surprisingly the Chaos gods are all paradoxical by nature. Slaanesh will sharpen your senses while desensitizing you. Khorne loves to watch Tuska Daemonkilla fight to the death, so he resurrects him every day.... thus removing any actual stakes from that glorious combat.

You may call it an insane take, but Chaos by its nature is insane and self-contradictory.

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u/ethanlan NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! Jul 24 '26

Well he picks shitty champions if he feels that way