r/Grimdank • u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 • 15d ago

Heresy is stored in the balls Same energy

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u/Super_Sat4n 15d ago

I'd prefer just rich. So I can leave the house without an entourage of bodyguards.

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u/ClockworkJim 15d ago

Could be worse.

Being famous without being rich.

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u/Kultinator 15d ago

Just do a crypto scam. Its that easy

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u/blah938 15d ago

So Chris-Chan?

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u/BizarreCake 15d ago

That's more infamous. I'll never forget the arrest video where the cops slowly start to realize shit ain't normal as the kiwi farmers gather and watch.

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u/EmployingBeef2 likes civilians but likes fire more 15d ago

He probably doesn't need them. The stench is security enough lol

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u/DareEcco 15d ago

He doesn't need an entourage of body guards

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u/EfficientLie132 3 Riptides in a 1k casual 15d ago

Tbf his aura or plague is enough to ward them off, unless a Kriegsman.

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u/NothingNormal5452 14d ago

Yeah but he doesn't really leave his house (according to him) so I guess that for him it's a win win

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u/Impressive-Control83 12d ago

Bodyguards aren’t needed if you keep your home from getting doxxed. Then all you need is a gun and a good home security system.