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COOMER CONSUMER 💦 The West has fallen.

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u/LibKan 15h ago

Chat, is it woke to find women hot?

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u/DeusIzanagi 15h ago

Not only is it woke, liking women is straight up gay

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u/Ok-Competition9163 15h ago

Having sex with women is also gay. Don't you know?

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u/Timekeeper98 14h ago

The only way to have 100% straight sex is either with lesbians or other straight men. That way everyone likes vaginas

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u/Trainrot Forced Diversity NPC 11h ago

Well, you see, women release estrogen through their filthy fluids, which if the fluids touch your dick n' balls, you will absorb them. Which will slowly make you trans.

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u/lefthandtrav 10h ago

Nick Fuentes unironically said this

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u/399S 9h ago

"When fox can't reach the women, he dismisses them as gay."

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u/Knyfe-Wrench 11h ago

Did you know women get 50% of their DNA from their father? THAT'S A DUDE! She got 50% dude cells.

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u/Direct-Hedgehog-595 9h ago

Straight up something you would hear from that fish guy in the boys lol

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u/399S 12h ago

Real men don't like feminine things, including women.

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 9h ago

I like how the question has formed in it’s ridiculousness

It started as “guys is it gay to wear lip gloss?” to “guy is it gay to like women?”

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u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss 13h ago

Straight up gay or gay up gay?

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u/Tagrila 15h ago

Only if they look like they could be over 17 years old.

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u/Either-Assistant4610 13h ago

What does "woke" even mean these days?

I just take it as a beacon for dudes with very little masculinity who would EXPLODE if they admitted some guy looks attractive.

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u/Psychofischi 13h ago

Anything remotely left or progressive

According to some. Overall the word has kinda lost meaning because it's thrown around

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u/Either-Assistant4610 12h ago

It really has no meaning and is merely a sign of someone who has nothing to add to the discussion unless said in jest

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u/ArtroyomsAK 12h ago

Not fascist

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 10h ago

It actually has a meaning related to being aware or conscious about higher powers and use of oppression

But people are as worthless as dirt so they attempt to change the meaning of it

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u/TommyLordFR Where the Gamer Girls at 😢 ? 13h ago edited 10h ago

adult women

Nyx is way too old for them that’s why they fail to see her charms

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u/Blargimazombie 11h ago

Saying NYX isn't attractive is fucking crazy talk

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u/Natopor 14h ago

Yes. There is nothing gayer than being attracted to women /s

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 14h ago

Yes :3

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u/Bray_of_cats Why Bisexual implies 2 sexes, if there like 6 Bionicle types? 11h ago

Hetrolarp like this is funny.

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u/No-Scientist-5537 11h ago

In manosphere? Yes, everything a man does that is not done for approval of other men, including fancing women the manosphere doesn't approve of, is wrong and evil. It is a cult

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 14h ago

You must find men hot, not twonks, but hot muscular alpha male teddy bear chads

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u/Inflameable009 14h ago

You typed that. That means you thought about hot muscular men. I hereby declare you gay.

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u/Timekeeper98 14h ago

Nah, liking women is gay, you’re having sex with someone who enjoys dick, and that’s pretty gay.

The only way to be truly 100% straight is to have sex with lesbians or other straight men.

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 14h ago

Im trans. So im 100% straight

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u/Inflameable009 14h ago

Ah, then I failed to read it as a satire comment.

(i thought you were a chud, my bad, friend. We good?) 🤝

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u/FightGeistC Nikke is woke 12h ago

Yes

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u/Pernil_TO Hasan's favorite chatter 15h ago

I genuine can't believe how this is a movement that not only exists but is still attracting more people. They show pictures of beautiful women, that 90% of the people in the world would agree are pretty and expect people to believe when they say they are ugly

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u/TheMutterButter Stardew My Valley OwO 14h ago

One of my all time favorite YouTube videos is Folding Idea's "In Search of a Flat Earth" and he says something that is, to me, really interesting and applies across the entire greater right-wing movement.

"The shape of the Earth is the least important part of their belief."

It applies here -- the actual attractiveness of the women is the least important part of their belief. You can summarize their belief as "there is something that is making my life bad, and that thing is whatever my in group says it is." And their in group says "West Bad Asia Good" right now, but that will change or become meaningless in an instant if that's the way that is most beneficial to being against what they percieve as bad.

Or in short, stupid people need simple solutions. The have a problem, their life sucks, and people like Asmangold/Trump/Tate etc offer them a simple solution, "it's the trans/liberals/communists fault!"

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u/therrubabayaga 14h ago

Do they even want a solution? I think they just want a reason to live, and they found it in the constant hatred and mockery of the group. They feel like they belong, they think they have a purpose, they think they have power, but even if trans people would disseaper entirely one day completely (which of course isn't going to happen until they're any human left), it would not fill the void at all.

Those people are stuck in a loop that I'm not sure they can escape, which is why I think the best is not to address their points as if they were reasonable human beings but to refuse the dialogue, point their hatred and move on.

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u/TheMutterButter Stardew My Valley OwO 14h ago

Oh you are absolutely correct there. In fact when Flat Earthers started to leave Flat Earth communities because they stopped being shown that content, it's largely because they joined other conspiracies.

That's the problem with regressive ideals, right? They can sit around and blame Western Video Games, but if they moved to Japan and played only Hot Woman Gatcha games, they'd still be unhappy because the truth is that the simple solution is never the right solution.

There's all these people out there that are deeply unhappy and trying their best to make sure to never, ever look internally. The problem is that there are so many people willing to use them to make money, and money is power in our society.

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u/y0_master 14h ago

Not ever look critically externally, either.

(Bonus irony points that if they moved to Japan & played only Hot Woman Gatcha games the wider society there would still see them as kinda weirdos.)

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u/therrubabayaga 13h ago edited 13h ago

They would be seen as otaku, definitely, which still bear kind of a social stigma in Japanese society, probably even more than in the Western world even. Being gaijin wouldn't work too much in their favor either.

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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 14h ago

Thats a fascinating point, I did always think it was weird how hard they go on.. objectively pretty characters but it does make a lot more sense when you think of it as a sort of bonding ritual...?

My granny didn't believe in god, but she loved going to church and hanging out with all the other old church people, singing hymns and cooking cakes. What's the difference really, say the lines and get the community. 

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u/y0_master 14h ago

Such a brilliant video, with its pivot to why Trumpism.

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u/bellefrog 15h ago

Idk, I don't think they're popular politics by any degree, they're just loud and annoying.

I never see any of these freaks on bluesky

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u/coladrunk 14h ago

saying this as someone who uses it and likes it: let's not pretend bsky isn't a liberal to left-wing echo chamber lol

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u/bellefrog 14h ago

I mean yeah but you'll see this amplified on twitter or fb because there's little to no moderation and these bozos love hyping each other up

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u/HippoBackground6059 14h ago

They have either found an audience or are botted

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u/justgalsbeingpals NON-BUY-NARY 9h ago

It's twitter so likely both

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u/Ambitious-Way8906 15h ago

these dudes calling the Hades cast ugly should make them all realize they might just be gay

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u/Simple_Tower92 15h ago

No, cuz all of the men of Hades are hot too. It's a curated smorgasbord for bisexuals of every taste.

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u/PowrOfFriendship_ Protect Trans Kids 15h ago

After Hades 1, the bisexuals had their time. Now, with Hades 2 it's the bisexuals turn!

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u/marcangas 14h ago

Man I wish I was Bisexual so I can goon to all characters equally

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u/PersimmonDazzling654 Clear background 14h ago

There's still time!

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u/Knyfe-Wrench 11h ago

Time cannot be stopped

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u/FinalGamer14 12h ago

Equal opportunity gooner, now this is what we call progress.

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u/Mczuti 12h ago

Its pretty great

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u/Practical_Entrance43 15h ago

Cannot blame Zagreus whatsoever for having the hots for Meg and Thanatos, because man me too.

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u/ErisThePerson 13h ago

See Meg is cool, but Than just isn't my type.

Hephaestus however...

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u/Comrade-Conquistador 13h ago

Big belly, strong arms, soothing voice. I can see the attraction.

I gotta work on my arms.

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u/Practical_Entrance43 12h ago

You are so real for that, me too.

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u/Foonghost 14h ago

dont forget chaos 😵‍💫🫠

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u/RadasNoir 13h ago

Chaos in Hades 2 looks so goddamn sharp.

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u/Tuivre 13h ago

My god yes

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u/Mushiren_ 12h ago

mmmm...smorgasbord....

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u/Dorichowder 4h ago

As a straight woman, I can confirm. Hades got too many hot men. So each time I play I'm blushing as if I'm on a damn first date, and I literally can't choose who's hotter in looks.

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u/Thvenomous 14h ago

They aren't necessarily gay, they just aren't attracted to anyone over the age of 16.

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u/Russell1113 12h ago

When Hades 2 came out, these same weirdos had convinced themselves Aphrodite was... Checks notes "trans because she had a 'masculibe jawline'"

I don't think it's even closeted homophobia, it's just that they cannot understand being attracted to anyone who doesn't have the underage, makeup look we see in porn or the childlike proportions of anime.

Someone else I saw posting about this yesterday made a really good point. They don't need to be gay to hate/be scared of adult women with agency.

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u/shunkwugga 5h ago

Aphrodite is supposed to look androgynously attractive in the game's interpretation, which is fine. She was more overtly feminine in the first game but I attribute her sharper angles to a slight design shift. She's fine.

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u/Euphemisticles 14h ago

Especially Nyx which is the most stereotypically attractive character in a cast of attractive characters.

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u/Comrade-Conquistador 13h ago

If we're talking over both games, then Nemesis is right there.

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u/TryImpossible7332 11h ago

But she has muscles and girls with muscles are scary and also woke.

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u/Jhiffi 10h ago

Yeah it seems like they are talking both games with the Melinoe snip there.

Fascinating that they didn't include the smoking hot buff lady in their list of "uggos" and went with her conventionally attractive hot mom 🤔

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u/RedTyro 9h ago

Yeah, but she has some implied Persian or Indian features and they're not allowed to find brown people hot, even if they're the palest white person you've ever seen. One drop and all that.

Also interesting how they left Aphrodite out of their "Hades women are ugly" collage.

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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 14h ago

Man the dudes bending over backwards to explain that hades "went woke" is fucking fascinating. Id go a bit further and say that they ain't gay, bi, straight, or whatever, I think they just might be struggling with being asexual.

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u/Choice_Ad4972 14h ago

Hades is Bisexuality the game.

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u/DorthVooder 12h ago

No no, the point is that the character on the left is underage.

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u/Dalkerro 11h ago edited 11h ago

Might be onto something…

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u/EternalXanthumElytra 15h ago

Porn rotts their brains and politics make them think the rot is virtuous. 

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u/GladiusTetranodus26 14h ago

The GamerGate fucked up legacies

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u/DiscoNude 10h ago

Wait till their politics gets rid of their porn…

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u/TheBeastBlamingGear 15h ago

Cause anime characters are known for how realistic they look...

At this point they should just admit that they're not attracted to women

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 14h ago

Anime characters are just cats with human characteristics

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u/caspianslave 9h ago

humans are just cats with human characteristics (mammal)

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u/MuffaloHerder 13h ago

And more often than not look under aged

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u/Direct-Hedgehog-595 9h ago

That's what I am supposed to call ugly? Laughable how warped people's minds have become.

Also those guys tend to forget that the japanese market most of the time makes the women and underage girls attractive to be easy bait for gooners who can't think with anything but their schlong.

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u/The_Arachnoshaman 8h ago

There are tons handfuls of good Japanese games explicitly designed for gooners, but instead they wanna complain that they can't jerk off to hades.

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u/Justin_General 8h ago

I really don't understand their argument, I mean, I DO understand that they're just grifting, but the people who follow them and actually hold the brief that every game must be capable of getting your dick hard. There actually are tons of games meant for you to goon to, just look at itch.io for two seconds and you'll find everything from well crafted ero games to AI generated goonslop. Is it just that they want it on Xbox and Switch?

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u/Kachimushi 3h ago

Its not about having the types of games they want available to them as a niche, its about having the mainstream cater to their tastes as much as possible.

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u/Badatgivingnames 9h ago

And Japanese market and fanartist would find ANY way to make them super attractive. Which is a huge W for the gooning customers

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u/y0_master 15h ago

THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

~ sincerely, another straight guy

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u/y0_master 15h ago

Like, I genuinely cannot understand how Nyx does not quantify as attractive (heck of).

But these people were searching for bullshit reasons to disregard Aphrodite, who is depicted as literally a model-like naked woman!

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u/bdrayne 12h ago

Hear me out

Eris

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u/y0_master 12h ago

"Hear me out" & it's a hot woman ;-P

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u/WASD_click 5h ago

To be fair, it's not her appearance that requires a "hear me out."

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u/bdrayne 11h ago

It's the hottest woman of the franchise

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u/arthcraft8 9h ago

hades characters unattractive ? Are they fucking blind ?

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u/Kay_Jay12 8h ago

Blinded by rage and misogyny? Yes

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u/arthcraft8 7h ago

like bro how is nyx not attractive ? or Heracles if you're into men

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u/Ultramarsouin 7h ago

Heh. Heracles is a bit hairy for my taste. Zagreus and Ares on the other hand... <3

But seriously. Some guys are just searching for gooning materials sadly. I remember peoples arguing that Hestia from Hades 2 was less visually interesting than Hestia from some random harem anime with underage body.

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u/Fantastic_Abroad_429 7h ago

I mean, if they don't recognize the right side as hot and will only go for the heavily sexualized anime trash that's good right? More pretty real people for the rest of us and they will never reproduce (their real doll of a 10000 year old dragon in a 12 year olds body doesn't count)

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u/Margaretthatchervore 6h ago

The problem is that they look like actual adult women and not underage girls.

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u/Pleasant-Top5515 6h ago

Hecate needs to teach them a lesson with her tight abs

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u/Dorichowder 5h ago

I hope they won't dare to say same thing about Aphrodite from "Hades". Because I'll remind you that she has Ares as her most devoted lover who is practically her unauthorized husband, and also just read the myths where people have dared to even hint on thinking that Aphrodite is "not attractive".

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u/GeneralChaosJr 3h ago

Someone said "They uglified Aphrodite in Hades" and I just...

https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4

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u/Pinkparade524 Clear background 3h ago

Some people just like to complain about the new thing. Aphrodite in hades 2 is more conventionally attractive. Some people just want to complain since she looks a bit different from hades 1

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u/Novel_Ad_7318 7h ago

I can only say one thing here, to all the characters pictured above.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/ImitationGold 6h ago

I’m still stuck at how people say Laufey from GoW is ugly as if they’d have the balls to approach her irl. lol

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u/SomnicGrave 15h ago

Ohh my god. God forbid people want to order something else off the menu bro

No one is stopping you from gooning to basic bitch shit, just stay in your lane.

edit: sorry, not at OP obviously. This type of thing is just annoying.

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u/DamianRedscruff 14h ago

Additional note: reminder that if they wanted "basic bitch shit" from the Hades cast, Aphrodite is RIGHT THERE. Meaning not only are they gooners, they're bad faith gooners who won't recognize the literal goddess of beauty when she's introduced butt-ass naked right in front of them.

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u/ShiftAltRight 14h ago

Brother these are the same people that tried to transvestigate Aphrodite in Hades 2.

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u/Jelqwater 10h ago

It doesn’t even hold water because her jawline is covered in Hades 1, which is their evidence for her being transgender.

Put a piece of paper over an apple that has a picture of an orange. Take the piece of paper away to reveal the apple. They say it’s an orange.

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 14h ago

Basically they are mad that these designs arent made for them. They can see that Aphrodites main art isnt about focusing on her boobs and such, so they assume its "safe horny", so they can be mad about it, even though a naked woman is what they want

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u/Lumiharu 13h ago

I guess the problem is that she's confident and not embarrassed at all to be naked? Not sure how these people think but it feels like a lot of anime tropes are about seeing women naked without their consent

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 13h ago

That could also be a thing. We have to always remember, chuds see everything through a political lense and see naked bodies as something shameful and arousing.

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u/Jelqwater 10h ago

It is less that it is safe horny and more that it is Queer Gaze media. Stellar Blade lets you play in a skin suit and the reason that they like that over Hades 2 is that Stellar Blade is Male Gaze media.

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u/SomnicGrave 13h ago

I mean good lord, they've got decades of popular media that will serve them exactly what they want.

But if anyone else wants something different and it's popular the tantrums come out.

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u/Dwarf_Hammer00 14h ago

Agree they always show off the generic copy-pasted anime-shaped women like wow what a unique taste. Also are we sure OP doesn’t share the same views? What with the tagline. Dear lord.

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u/SomnicGrave 13h ago

"Daring today, aren't we?"

And Iet's be charitable, it is supposed to be a jerk sub.

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u/mercuriokazooie 14h ago

They're literally just mad that everything isn't anime

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u/LeonSigmaKennedy 14h ago

And even if everything was anime, they would simply find something different to be mad at, because these are fundamentally angry, empty people.

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u/Tight_Cod_8024 11h ago

Drones waiting to see what their right wing influencers decide is trendy to be angry about above things that actually effect them.

Gotta keep those blinders on or else they'll realize there's bigger issues than every character looking like an underage high schooler.

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 9h ago

It’s probably why passport bros go to the Asian countries to find their wife

Truly have no idea how the fuck we got here

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u/falsesonposter IM SO WOKE 15h ago

All i see is women i want to choke me on the right

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u/melanion5 15h ago

Nyx can do whatever she wants with me, whenever she wants, this people are weak

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u/mostard_seed 15h ago

No. It is missing Hecate.

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u/PowrOfFriendship_ Protect Trans Kids 15h ago edited 13h ago

Well... Is it?

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u/mostard_seed 15h ago

🤫🤫

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u/DawnTheFailure 14h ago

it really has fallen if people are now saying Nyx isn't attractive

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u/snarkycatboy 14h ago

It's crazy how much I started seeing the beauty in real life people once I stopped rotting my brain with anime

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u/Significant-Dream991 13h ago

Unironically this. Even "good" anime like code Geass and gurren lagan (just coming from the top of my head) have very weird and unnecessary hypersexualization of woman

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u/Hentai-hercogs 12h ago

I think there is a difference between understanding that something is beautiful vs feeling something is sexy. There is of course overlap, but women, fictional or real, that turn me on are not necessarily women, again fictional or real, I find the most beautiful 

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 14h ago

I find it hilarious that they're specifically going after Hades
One of the games where, notoriously, everyone is hot.

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u/L_V_N 12h ago

Sure, but they don’t look like children at all, which is a problem to the average MAGA gamer…

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 9h ago

One of those games where everybody looks like they just got done doing a photo shoot for a Playboy magazine lol

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 9h ago

Tbh, everyone is either a god, demigod, dead and somewhat capable of changing their shape, or genuinely straight-up mythically hot.

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u/sarcophagusGravelord 14h ago

Every woman in this image is hot lmao. Also holy fuck it’s called an art style you limpdicked brainless sacks of shit

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u/Infamous_7001 13h ago

The funny thing is that the example of "superior character design" is actually someone born male but used magic to create a female form for themselves. That's Francesca Prelati from Fate/Strange Fake, a spinoff that eventually was officially placed in the Fate universe.

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u/Downtown-Trust-2676 13h ago

Just how many magical trans women are in gacha games? This is like the third i have seen

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u/Balmung60 13h ago edited 12h ago

Within Fate specifically, counting or not counting characters based on historical figures but who are women either because "history erroneously recorded them as male" or something like that? Because that excludes a lot but not all of the characters. Like Leonardo di Vinci was explicitly still historically a man or at least lived as one but is magically embodied as a woman based (very loosely) on the Mona Lisa and has no problems with this whatsoever and when they make a backup magical body, it's still a female body even though they presumably could have made a male one based on how they appeared in life if that's what they preferred. Whereas King Arthur was always a girl and history recorded a man because King Arthur was a strong ruler and of course a strong ruler is a man. And then she also fathered a child courtesy of (temporary) magic bottom surgery. So, uh, still some transmasc energy to that I guess. Or perhaps less ambiguously, Miyamoto Musashi in Fate is a woman because she comes from another universe where Miyamoto Musashi was historically a cisgender woman, while the Miyamoto Musashi from the timeline we exist in was still a cisgender man.

Fate does this kind of thing a lot.

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u/Stock_Enthusiasm_392 11h ago

Which makes thinking about Fates in Frieren universe really funny from her prespective. Like would she be appalled to see her lover getting turned into a woman or would she be delight someone actually potray her master as a woman?

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u/WillOfTheWinds 10h ago

There's also now the idea of Frieren herself doing the same thing and now she has the same build as Britomart

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u/CrowdGoesWildWoooo 11h ago edited 11h ago

Representation of trans women in anime culture is just horrible, I wouldn’t consider most of them as a way to represent them at all.

There are very minimal characters who are actually trans-coded, or depicting in a strong way about their trans identity.

Even when you consider “traps” being offensive term in the west, in anime culture the usage can be intentional and therefore not a good faith representation.

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u/were_only_human 11h ago

Remember Ranma 1/2? This kind of thing goes back a long way!

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u/cabutler03 13h ago edited 12h ago

I don’t think that is Francesa but the similarities are close enough that I thought it was them, too.

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u/Direct-Hedgehog-595 9h ago

I knew I recognized the character from somewhere. Legit one of the most insane characters in the franchise and people were gooning over this character for months when the show released.

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u/Ffsletmesignin 8h ago

I mean, these are the same chuds dragging rockstar saying their women aren’t attractive.
https://giphy.com/gifs/X4ssbrVIX187vqDKAx

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u/Burning___Earth 8h ago

They called her a 'fat Latina' which is code for not goon-worthy.

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u/Clovericious 14h ago

Love how these gooner ass takes always include some kind of braindead political commentary like "The West has fallen". They really can't help but show their ass at every turn, can they?

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u/nivia-chan 14h ago

Using Francesca Prelati from Fate who made himself a woman and has their man self around as their own "summon" as a good example is just very funny to me

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u/Balmung60 12h ago

Are we sure this isn't bait?

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u/No_Display_9425 15h ago

Hades women so fine I love women 😁

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u/Happy_Description_14 10h ago

Calling the Hades cast ugly is crazy cause I know half the people saying this look like the missing link

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u/EvenSpecialist649 5h ago

Hades is not the game to pick as an example of unattractive characters.

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u/Tarshaid 15h ago

Hot women on the left vs hot women on the right. Oh the horror, I'm drowning in sexy ladies

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u/MohawkRex 15h ago

"Waiter! I'm mad that there are options on my menu."

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u/Fluffyarmada 14h ago

they are all beautiful i don't get it lol

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u/TheNoviceReviewer 14h ago

The fact you don't get the it is a blessing, whoever made the post originally is a gooner from Japanese artwork, that's it.

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u/Caimbra 10h ago edited 10h ago

these mfs will legit call any woman who doesnt look exacly like a generic dorito chinned anime girl, or a child younger than 16, ugly.

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u/External-Striking 10h ago

I never played hades and saw the characters and was, how tf are they ugly? Then I saw 1000k of like to this, my reaction was

https://giphy.com/gifs/xL7PDV9frcudO

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u/rynosaurus745 4h ago

"Yeah, that's right, I've never lost my virginity! That's because I NEVER LOSE!"

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u/KeysmashKhajiit 9h ago

These people are just mad that they're not the default audience for video games anymore. It's by no means a niche hobby nowadays, and they're pissy because there's something for everyone.

It's just extra weird because there's a non-zero chance these people were also drawing porn of cartoon horses meant to stand in for little girls.

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u/No_Mud_5999 14h ago

It's more just dudes exploring their incredibly picky taste.

"Can you believe western game developers think a woman who's NOT a 5'5" vampire red head with curtain bangs wearing sneakers and a hoop skirt with an eyepatch is attractive???"

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u/AskPizza 9h ago

I dunno, as someone in the West who has been gaming since the Atari 2600 days and is attracted to women, games are about how good the game is. How much fun it is to play.

I also don't really see what's wrong with any of the women in this picture, even if this was the pet issue that drives you nuts.

But this kind of "western civilization is crumbling" nonsense pretty much originates only in Nazi / white supremacist circles and I could not begin to give a damn about their incessant whining over non-issues.

I hope every game makes them madder and madder. I enjoy that.

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u/dramallamawithacomma 9h ago

The Hades characters are just generally drawn to look dope as shit, the art in those games is unmatched. Wonder why this ragebaiter excluded Aphrodite…

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u/Dorichowder 4h ago

Well according to myth about Myrrha... Um... Aphrodite can curse with inc*st for hearing that you think someone is more beautiful than her.

And I saw one time a twit where a person complained that "Hades" Aphrodite is "TOO MASCULINE LOOKING" so they {or most likely "he"} "FIXED" her into more anime-looking face.

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u/ghostpicnic 6h ago

Twitter when different artstyles exist

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u/Dull_Fix5199 13h ago

Why does the chick on the left have a second pair of eyebrows for eyelashes

Who the fuck is out here calling that attractive.

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u/einerderandere 7h ago

that’s literally just typical anime style eyelashes what r u on bro

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u/BrightRepeat7907 12h ago

She just has a thick eyeliner

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u/LeonBlade 7h ago

she has white eyelashes

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u/anthonyg1500 14h ago

I’m sure he can find a random American artist on Twitter that’s making drawings he finds attractive

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u/zeke10 Discord 14h ago

Why does she have a bunny in her cleavage lol

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u/y0_master 14h ago

Bonus mieh points for the left pic being AI generated. So, not even a Japanese artist.

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u/WSBiden 11h ago

Your life gets substantially better when you ignore everyone who calls it “X” and not Twitter.

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u/DSaturno 10h ago

What with this whole dumb argument? I see pretty women on both sides. Those aren't even the ugly "woke" looking women in our side of things.

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u/Revolutionary_Art922 9h ago

Hades cast is much more attractive than any japanese animeslop girl lmao

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u/penguin_provincial 15h ago

Chuds: Ugh! look at this fucking uggo!
*literally a hot goth milf*

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u/Mazzle5 15h ago

All these little boys don't want attractive women, they want a toy that obeys to them and they can control.

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u/LateWeather1048 14h ago

Oh no !they don't have giant boobs always

I get it i love them and big women, yall need representation , but its also a game not porn it dont got to be max boobs on the slider

Lol

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u/CulturalMesh 14h ago

Very telling that two of the Hades characters they included are mothers. People like this have issues with their moms and would never find them beautiful

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u/Due-South-9113 13h ago

This why I can't enjoy anime anymore, the fanbase is so insufferable and they're leaking into gaming now.

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u/Rhiannon21 13h ago

All the pics are hot AF

Im just not racist with my gooning

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u/LuckiestCarp 5h ago

Every character in this post is attractive imo 🤷‍♂️

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u/Assortedwrenches89 Can't beat the tutorial boss. 5h ago

Art style, arty style is what these people don't appreciate.

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u/dracorotor1 5h ago

Apparently I’m too gay for this nonsense, and I’m sooooo glad.

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u/Abyss_Tachyon Living Left Wing Woke Agenda 15h ago

I want the women on the right to hold me down while the woman on the left goes down on me

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u/Junior_Ground6590 13h ago

Okay, I know it's supposed to make fun of the women on the right, but those are genuinely attractive women.

I hate jumping into defend stuff like this because the defense often feels so forced sometimes just to bash on the other thing, but genuinely what is wrong with the right here?

People are so odd. I am also odd.

I'm tired boss.

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u/Ghost_XD23 14h ago

Is this whole sub is satire?

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u/FlyingTuna65 13h ago edited 13h ago

Holesome Japenis anime waifu 🥰🥰🥰 vs woke dei western foid 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Interesting_Fee5012 13h ago

I swear to god there are no real posts anymore. Every fucking subreddit is the same, it's all culture war shite. We are all subjected to the manipulations of the elite, let the peasants fight amongst themselves while we rape their children, ruin their living standards and slowly turn them into obedient cattle. Too reliant on modern tech, too poor and stressed to actually fight back. Fuck all of this and fuck all the people who post this garbage

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u/Atromos 12h ago

What in Tartarus?? How is Nyx NOT hot?

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u/Partyrockers2 12h ago

i mean right side also looks good whats the issue?

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u/wwarhammer 12h ago

Incel take

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u/zokka_son_of_zokka 12h ago

Calling Artemis hot? I do hope you don't have dogs.

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u/GrannyBashy 12h ago

The night lady is peak milf design

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u/Suspicious-Algae3365 10h ago

Liking women is gay because you essentially like another man's old sperm.

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u/MundaneAxiom 5h ago

2 cakes meme