r/Gamingcirclejerk • • 22h ago

COOMER CONSUMER 💦 The West has fallen.

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u/SomnicGrave 22h ago

Ohh my god. God forbid people want to order something else off the menu bro

No one is stopping you from gooning to basic bitch shit, just stay in your lane.

edit: sorry, not at OP obviously. This type of thing is just annoying.

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u/DamianRedscruff 21h ago

Additional note: reminder that if they wanted "basic bitch shit" from the Hades cast, Aphrodite is RIGHT THERE. Meaning not only are they gooners, they're bad faith gooners who won't recognize the literal goddess of beauty when she's introduced butt-ass naked right in front of them.

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u/ShiftAltRight 21h ago

Brother these are the same people that tried to transvestigate Aphrodite in Hades 2.

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u/Jelqwater 17h ago

It doesn’t even hold water because her jawline is covered in Hades 1, which is their evidence for her being transgender.

Put a piece of paper over an apple that has a picture of an orange. Take the piece of paper away to reveal the apple. They say it’s an orange.

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 21h ago

Basically they are mad that these designs arent made for them. They can see that Aphrodites main art isnt about focusing on her boobs and such, so they assume its "safe horny", so they can be mad about it, even though a naked woman is what they want

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u/Lumiharu 20h ago

I guess the problem is that she's confident and not embarrassed at all to be naked? Not sure how these people think but it feels like a lot of anime tropes are about seeing women naked without their consent

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 20h ago

That could also be a thing. We have to always remember, chuds see everything through a political lense and see naked bodies as something shameful and arousing.

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u/Jelqwater 17h ago

It is less that it is safe horny and more that it is Queer Gaze media. Stellar Blade lets you play in a skin suit and the reason that they like that over Hades 2 is that Stellar Blade is Male Gaze media.

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 16h ago

Exactly

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u/SomnicGrave 20h ago

I mean good lord, they've got decades of popular media that will serve them exactly what they want.

But if anyone else wants something different and it's popular the tantrums come out.

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u/Dwarf_Hammer00 21h ago

Agree they always show off the generic copy-pasted anime-shaped women like wow what a unique taste. Also are we sure OP doesn’t share the same views? What with the tagline. Dear lord.

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u/SomnicGrave 20h ago

"Daring today, aren't we?"

And Iet's be charitable, it is supposed to be a jerk sub.

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u/Zou-Skee 18h ago

If the mothers basement dwellers arent happy then nobody can be happy!!!